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Author Search Results: 'masterchef56'

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1.

Goofy

Topic: Unknown Lifeform found - Legit

Posted: 11/05/09 12:39 AM

Forum: General

At 11/3/09 07:03 PM, Kiryuku wrote:
At 11/3/09 04:47 PM, STEM wrote: That's a glob of tubifex worms. When one moves, they all move, which gives that creepy breathing effect. Yet another occurrence the media blew out of proportion
Why are the mods always so smart?

Hmmmm, I can recall something similar to that on the video comments...


2.

Angry

Topic: Previous Ipod libraries?

Posted: 10/20/09 05:01 PM

Forum: General

OK, I was on the computer yesterday, and I clicked on the iTunes shortcut, and it took me to this window where it said, "Please choose previous library." or something like that. They had no significance from the other, so I just chose one. It ends up being my library from 4 months ago complete with the play counts, albums and everything I had. 4 MONTHS AGO so basically everything in the 4 months from this point I've lost.

I was just wondering if any of you guys would happen to know if I can go back to my current library, so I don't have to download like 8 cds again, and the "Previous iTunes Library" thing at the top is driving me crazy.

Anyways, if anyone knows how to go back to my current one, thanks.


3.

Shouting

Topic: What do you like as a snack?

Posted: 09/12/09 03:53 PM

Forum: General

At 9/8/09 09:01 PM, punkman2000 wrote: gold fish

Speaking of goldfish, my friend asked his mom if he could have one of those cartons from the store, and as a joke, he asked for 27.

She came back with 27.


4.

Kissing

Topic: Newgrounds, I have a surprise!

Posted: 09/12/09 03:49 PM

Forum: General

At 9/12/09 02:51 PM, Chocomilk wrote:
At 9/12/09 02:19 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: D'aww. That's nice. You're gonna have to change your username no.
Change it to "LovelyPenis".

That phase there describes me oh so well....


5.

Goofy

Topic: Newgrounds, I have a surprise!

Posted: 09/12/09 03:47 PM

Forum: General

Good dude, I just started that as well.

Except I still don't have a girlfriend lol.


6.

Questioning

Topic: Have you ever heard it.

Posted: 09/12/09 03:45 PM

Forum: General

At 9/12/09 12:47 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I hear only the screams of small children and machine gun fire.

By any chance to you live in south Detroit?


7.

Goofy

Topic: Woman finds and rapes long-lost son

Posted: 09/12/09 03:44 PM

Forum: General

You know, the only thing that actually went through my mind was LOL.

And LOL I did.


8.

None

Topic: Is Newgrounds your homepage?

Posted: 08/11/09 05:31 PM

Forum: General

At 8/11/09 02:38 PM, Deadchick wrote: I have that google firefox homepage. Which I am cool with.

I have it to. You know guys, all the kewl people have this.


9.

Resigned

Topic: I steal from Newgrounds.

Posted: 08/11/09 05:26 PM

Forum: General

At 8/11/09 04:11 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 8/11/09 04:10 PM, Porkchop wrote:
At 8/11/09 04:09 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 8/11/09 03:56 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 8/11/09 03:49 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
Whoa man, I said stones, not a freakin car battery. That could really knock him out cold or something. His death must be slow and painful. Maybe we could hook his arms up to chains while they are pulled apart and he's ripped in half.
Can I have the bottom half?
You sick fuck. Ok we'll rip him apart tie his arms to my truck and his legs to your truck and we'll drive until he is ripped apart.

I got a better idea, instead of doing that, why don't we get an electric cake batter mixer, and stick it in the guy's cock.

Things would happen.


10.

Resigned

Topic: No, they're not a troll.

Posted: 08/11/09 05:23 PM

Forum: General

Oh Lord, that Chocomilk guy is a huge douche.


11.

Misunderstood

Topic: Breakfast in the Afternoon

Posted: 08/11/09 05:18 PM

Forum: General

No, I'm not that bad-ass.


12.

None

Topic: WTF! my mom is obsesed

Posted: 08/11/09 05:17 PM

Forum: General

You sound like a big burly mountain man.


13.

Questioning

Topic: What is this on the gamertag?

Posted: 08/11/09 05:15 PM

Forum: Video Games

Well, i don't know if any of you guys have seen this, but, has anyone seen the little number on the top right corner of your gamertag? And no, I'm not talking about your gamerscore, it's new, and it has a number with a circle around it. I have a 4.


14.

None

Topic: What the NG store is missing.

Posted: 08/04/09 10:29 PM

Forum: General

I wouldn't mind a aura T-Shirt with your customized level icon, or favorite, and matching aura color. It also be cool if you could include your userpage URL under the NG homepage URL.


15.

Expressionless

Topic: What to do on my 18th birthday?

Posted: 08/04/09 03:01 AM

Forum: General

I think we should all have a nice sit down, play pictionary and have crackers and cheese with some wine.


16.

None

Topic: does your personality change...

Posted: 08/04/09 02:59 AM

Forum: General

No, I am who I am and that's that. I don't think I've ever really faked who I am.


17.

None

Topic: I am going to give you a title.

Posted: 08/04/09 02:58 AM

Forum: General

Go ahead. It would be the grandest.


18.

Elated

Topic: Am I A Stick Figure?

Posted: 08/04/09 02:54 AM

Forum: General

6 feet and 190lbs. Nothin' like a big ol' happy fat guy to brighten up your day.


19.

Mad as Hell

Topic: It's my birthday :D

Posted: 08/04/09 02:53 AM

Forum: General

At 8/4/09 02:14 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: I fucking love Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BRACELET


20.

Questioning

Topic: worst god damn day ever

Posted: 08/04/09 02:45 AM

Forum: General

waitwaitwait. You and your girlfriend play Runescape or something?


21.

Happy

Topic: is she trying to be a bitch?

Posted: 08/04/09 02:41 AM

Forum: General

Well, I have learned that, you, OP; are not a big daddy pimp. Thank you for clearing this.


22.

Questioning

Topic: so i finally cut it off

Posted: 08/04/09 02:38 AM

Forum: General

Why did you cut your cock off?


23.

Resigned

Topic: Can anyone help me please

Posted: 08/03/09 06:13 PM

Forum: General

The Laptop isn't a router, so it won't work. I think. Just go get your PC's router and do stuff.

I'm sorry, I suck at computer stuff, it's just a by the grace of God that I'm here right now.

24.

Questioning

Topic: 2009 Midyear Bbs Awards: Results

Posted: 08/03/09 06:11 PM

Forum: General

I don't mean to be a whore, but how long do you have to be on here to get the "Never logs off" award?
I'm usually on here for 4 hours a day just in the general forums.


25.

Goofy

Topic: 2009 Midyear Bbs Awards: Results

Posted: 08/03/09 06:09 PM

Forum: General

At 8/3/09 06:07 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 8/3/09 06:04 PM, masterchef56 wrote: Yaaaaay everyone that goes on Stickam winning awards again.
Holy fuck now that you mention you're right. The only ones who won and haven't been on Stickam are the alt mod UltraBeer and citricsquid (whos topic won Best Thread).

WINNERS USE STICKAM. EVERYONE MUST JOIN AND CHAT WITH US.

Okay, nevermind, I thought I was going to get flamed real bad. You know what, go ahead and do whatever you want with my post guys.

I'm a failure.

26.

Expressionless

Topic: 2009 Midyear Bbs Awards: Results

Posted: 08/03/09 06:07 PM

Forum: General

Go ahead and ignore that I posted that up there.


27.

Expressionless

Topic: The Bagel

Posted: 08/03/09 06:07 PM

Forum: General

I'm inept.


28.

Expressionless

Topic: 2009 Midyear Bbs Awards: Results

Posted: 08/03/09 06:04 PM

Forum: General

Yaaaaay everyone that goes on Stickam winning awards again.


29.

Questioning

Topic: Your Wife Gets Raped By Aliens

Posted: 08/03/09 06:00 PM

Forum: General

At 8/3/09 03:27 PM, killzone2lover wrote:
At 8/3/09 03:26 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Why only 10 inches?
I meant 10 feet. think tentacle rape

First of all, 10 feet?

Second of all, what got you thinking this?


30.

Shouting

Topic: If This Happened To You (scenario):

Posted: 08/03/09 05:57 PM

Forum: General

I'm sorry, but that whole story is illogical.

Only one .45 bullet can kill you if it hits your head. Not two.

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