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ANOTHER religion thread... LOCK!!

I am really tired of these damn religious threads... LOCK!

Ummm... I thought it was common sense that all reality shows are a waste of time?

I agree the game is fun, but damn man don't you have a woman to spend some time with? Friends? Job? Comon, you can't play video games constantly.

Sorry don't smoke it anymore, I got out of my "drug" phase 2 years ago.

Karn ripped open another enemy fighter's cockpit open, its occupant killed by the vacuum of space,"Pity they can't survive in the vacuum, I always was partial to an old fasioned sword fight!" Karn said with a laugh letting his rage coarse through him.
The "Soaring Hunter" could easily be seen amidst the enormous fleets of the Dark Avatars. Karn could feel Gattsu's life force dwindling. He could feel Nobunaga's enormous energy, he could feel Dorian's immense power back on Earth.
Karn could see the demon forces of the Netherrealm locked in battle with the fleets of the Dark Avatars, the demons were tearing holes in the armor of the ships and entering their hulls, they would hurl concentrated hellfire at the section of shielding until it was depleated. Demons were entering the hull breaches and taking the fight straight to the people inside the capital ships. This battle was far from over...

Actually the reason we have wars are these simple reasons :

To establish power
To establish government
For financial gain
Religion (Thats a big one right there)
For ideals

Stupid reasons, I know. Yet it is what makes the human world go 'round!

Grifter heel kicked one of the security officers in the side of the head rendering him unconcious. The Dauthi clan was on the prison deck now, only a few rooms away from their master Gattsu, and their old nemesis Nobunaga. The pressure door to the south was locked, Grifter gave a signal to Orca who promptly attached the hacking data pad into the door's locking mechanisim.
"Grift! We got a shitload of assault forces coming our way, and there is only one way they can come in. We gotta' cover Orca until she gets that damn pressure door open!" Zail said stating the obvious.
Six troopers came charging into the cooridoor, the three Dauthi unleashed relentless plasma blasts at the aggressive soldiers. Within seconds of entering the cooridoor, the troopers lay in a smoldering heap on the floor.
Grifter looked to Orca, "How much longer?" Grifter was readying a fragmentation grenade as he asked the urgent question.
Orca didn't move her gaze from the data pad's screen, "Almost there, these encryption codes are pretty advanced, Nobunaga has outdone himself..." She said with a laugh.
Another wave of troopers made their way into the cooridoor, but as they approached Grifter had already tossed the grenade at their feet. The troopers hadn't noticed the explosive at all and began opening fire. The Dauthi members quickly took cover knowing that a grenade in an enclosed space is not a good thing; even Orca had taken cover.
BOOOOM!!
As the dust settled, there lay a gruesome sight to behold. Orca quickly went back to work.
Grifter realized that the explosion had knocked loose support struts holding up the celing. The entrance where the troopers had been coming in was sealed by steel and the "Soaring Hunter's" charred biological make.
Orca typed a few new binary codes and inserted a complex algorithim into the pressure door's locking software, bypassing the locking codes and releasing the lock on the door.
Orca turned her gaze to her team, "We're in buisness!" There was a moment of relief as the team entered the door bringing them ever closer Gattsu and a Dark Avatar!

Fuck sides! If WWIII happens I'm just going to kill everyone I see, I'm fucking tired of all this political bickering and bullshit. Not a fucking year can go by without someone doing some kind killing or bombing, FUCK EVERY COUNTRY- I'M SICK OF IT!!

At 3/6/05 04:54 PM, Maciej_Leczowski wrote: Sure be proud of being a republican. Be proud of you f*cking republican president Bush. I'm not an america and I'm happy of that. Be pround of america were people die every day, were people are getting more stupid than in any other country in the world. Be proud! God bless america!!

Sad but true, people in this country are such dumb asses. I do love the idea of freedom and justice but what the retards in this country are doing now is beyond me.
Its sad for those of us who live in this country and have to suffer everyday. Sorry rest of the world, we would help if we could but the morons have us outnumbered...

At 3/6/05 11:15 AM, Nomader wrote: Ill tell ya Im a republican and im proud of it. i might only be a teen but i think president bush is doing the right things in Iraq, and all that other stuff.

Well then you obviosly don't pay attention to whats going on in the world. The world has a certain hatred for us BECAUSE of Bush's unwarrented acts of "terrorisim".
He says he's fighting terror... Ummm.... Looks like he's part of the problem, why don't you wipe the fog from your eyes and come back to reality, Bush is a lying, murdering son of a bitch and anyone who supports him in my opinion is an accomplice to all the atrocities that he and his administration have done.

Karn and the demon forces charged the fleets of the Dark Avatars, necromite energy shot past them, several hundred demons perished in the first few moments. Karn's tail sliced through an oncoming fighter, and Dah'Kee wrenched a pilot from his cockpit, instantly silencing the man in the vacuum of space.

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Nobunaga watched the demon forces converge on his and the other Dark Avatar's fleet surrounding Earth.
"Hah Hah Hah! This is your grand army? I expected much more from you Gattsu. This is going to be even easier than we expected." Nobunaga mused.
The evil tyrant sent a telepathic message to his ally; the other Dark Avatar.
"They have amassed an army to combat our fleets, but they are no match for our power! You continue your assault on the surface, I shall take care of things out here!"
Nobunaga sneered.
He watched on the security screens as Grifter, Orca, Zail, and Raven shot their way into the prison decks.
"I don't understand what you expect to accomplish with this little last stand. We have greater numbers, more highly trained warriors, and the power of two Dark Avatars... Why don't you just give up. Plead alliegance to us and your friends will be spared."
Nobunaga taunted.
Gattsu, beaten and bloody, raised his head in defiance, " Have you ever heard of the Alamo, Nobunaga?"
Nobunaga tilted his head in curiosity, " I must have been dead during that part of history, please elaborate."
Gattsu glared into the tyrant's evil eyes, "Only a handfull of soldiers held off thousands of mexican soldiers in a fortification known as the Alamo centuries ago. They fought to the last man no matter how bad the odds. That is what the people of this existance will do! We will fight you to the last man, we will never surrender!" Gattsu spit blood into Nobunaga's face.
"Interesting story... To bad for you history will repeat itself..." Nobunaga replied with a sneer.

Karn and Dah'Kee could feel the armies of the Dark Avatars surrounding the Earth.
"Well its time..." Karn said.
Dah'Kee looked to the heavens and let out a laugh, "I never believed that I would die fighting alongside you, Karn."
Karn smiled, " See you on the other side tanari..." Karn turnd back to the demons and horrors that now followed them.
"This is it! The time you have all been waiting for! Now half of that army are immortals! So that means you tear the heads off of every son of a bitch up there!" Karn ordered.
The monsters cheered at the thought of gore. "Now I want you to decimate every enemy you see up there! Destroy ships, technology, EVERYTHING!! Just watch out for our boys up there." Karn continued.
"Oh and one more thing, you run into Nobunaga up there... Send him MY way!" Karn said, his eyes glowed bright orange with the thought of tearing his former master's spine out.
There was a long pause, then Karn gave the order to charge. It was a horribly magnificent sight- millions of the most evil creatures in existance all flying in unison into the sky, heading towards the battle fleets of the Dark Avatars... The war was coming full circle...

Hi everyone, I am also from the Immortals RP, thanks for letting us know about this place and welcoming us here.

Grifter shot his grappling hook into one of the ventilation shafts, pulling the vent cover out and landing on the head of one of the advancing soldiers.
Grifter looked to Orca, "We can't hold 'em off forever! Where the hell is he?"
Orca fired a shot off down the cooridoor hitting an immortal soldier in the face, it would take him a few hours to regenerate.Orca punched a few buttons on her datapad.
"He's two decks down, Nobunaga is with him!" She explained.
Grifter took a deep breath, he stood next to Raven and Zail and gave cover fire as they moved up into the bowels of the "Soaring Hunter".
Grifter looked to his love Orca, "Once we get down there, we can't let Nobunaga say one word... He's one of the Dark Avatars... We have to unload everything we have on him, remember what we promised to master Gattsu... We fight together and die together. One thing is for sure this day- Nobunaga must die!!" Grifter reloaded his weapon and followed his family forward.

Karn and Dah'Kee followed by the hoards from hell reached their destination touching down before the Jovian armies, and addressing them all was Karn.
"I know our form's are demonic in nature, but we have not come to fight against you... We have come to fight and die alongside you! This threat reaches farther than this known reality. It threatens the lives of all who live in the multiverse. Let us unite good and evil to defeat a common foe. For if we do not work together, we shall all perish!" Karn stated to those who were listening.
The demons, some over 20 feet tall stood glaring at the creatures that had once been thier food, playthings, or slaves. The silence was very tense, and awkward...

Nobunaga's fleets began to converge on the locations of their enemies. Nobunaga stood next to a beaten and battered Gattsu in front of a viewscreen.
"You see Gattsu, hope is overrated. No army in this universe could ever defeat us." Nobunaga smiled at the sight of he and his allies' massive force.
".... Not ... This.... universe indeed..." Gattsu struggled to say.
Nobunaga's grin widened, " Oh, what have you been planning while you have been here... Heh, heh, I can't wait to find out myself!" Nobunaga laughed at the thought of Gattsu's attempts.
Suddenly the red alert sirens sounded. Nobunaga hurried over to the comm system, "What the hell is going on!" The warlord demanded.
"Sir, we have 4 intruders that have snuck into the "Soaring Hunter", they are heading your way and are currently on deck 32." The security officer replied.
Gattsu smiled.
Nobunaga turned to face him, "So this feeble act is your attempt at destroying me? Four men, against over 6 million... Don't be simple..." Nobunaga smiled. "They will be dead before they reach us."

Near the Dark Avatar's fleets, heading toward's Lechuck and the armies.
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Karn and Dah'Kee led the charge of the millions of blasphemous demons.
"Lets just hope we don't get killed trying to tell them that we are on their side!" Karn said.
Dah'Kee laughed, "Well, if they do shoot us we can always join the Dark ones..."
Karn looked over at the Tanari, "You do that and they won't be the only ones shooting at you!"
Dah"Kee smiled and continued the flight to the massed armies of good...

Karn and Dah'Kee followed by the ancient armies of the Netherrealm flew through space. Each creature resistant to the great vacuum that surrounded them. The massive army of demons, killers, tyrants, and heretics swarmed in the direction of the Dark Avatars' fleets.
"Are you sure they are this way?" Dah'Kee asked, angry that the trip was taking so long.
"Trust me, Dah'Kee... Evil knows evil..." Karn insisted.
The unholy hoards of the Netherrealm mustered forth, to war...

Karn and Dah'Kee led the charge out of the Netherrealm and into sub-light space. They broke into the mortal realm through a giant firey portal the size of a small moon. Following the two powerful warriors was the horrific, and massive army of the depths of the Netherrealm. The very same armies that had once battled alongside the ancient Jovians so long ago.
It seemed that that age old alliance would once again be united!

(BTW, Welcome to the RP Immortal Darkness, we can always use new writers.)

Karn pushed open the 200 foot tall steel doors. His rage manifested itself by slamming the extremely heavy massive doors open.
"DAH'KEE!!! GET OUT HERE YOU COWARD!!!" Karn yelled defiantly.
Only moments later, the elder Tanari followed by demonic soldiers and draconic bodyguards filtered out of the main chambers.
Dah'Kee and Karn stood face to face, a long tension filled moment of silence took place. Each warrior's rage filled eyes glowed bright orange, both used unheard of restraint to keep from ripping each other's throats out.
"What are you doing here, Karn. Have you lost your mind? Coming back here for you is suicide! I'm so curious I think I'll let you explain before we tear you apart." Dah'Kee said with a certain amount of satisfaction.
The demons surrounded Karn, getting within attack range.
"I come here out of desperation, the armies of the Dark Avatars are wreaking havok across the mulitverse. We.... We need your help..." Karn reluctantly confessed.
There was a long pause... Abruptly followed by hysterical laughter.
"You think we would join YOUR cause? After all that you have done to US!!!" Dah'Kee's eyes flamed in anger, smoke and magma burst from his skin.
"If you do not help us, the Dark Avartars will eventually find a way to enter this realm, and destroy it as well." Karn said, Dah'Kee himself knew it was the truth.
"......If we help you....You will leave this realm forever. You will never return, AND you will unbind your soul from this place." Dah'Kee replied.
Karn paused, if he were to unbind himself from this plane of existance, the next place he would go would be the infinite layers of the Abyss, where no one escaped.
"Deal!" Karn answered. Dah'Kee's face lit up with pride.
"Well you slags! You heard the bastard! We are going to WAR!!!" Dah'Kee yelled. The deemons and other creatures roared and growled in anticipation for blood.
And so an unholy alliance had been formed. The massive armies of the Netherrealm would join the mortals against a common foe.
But, would it be enough?

Nobunaga Oda's fleets reach the other Dark Avatar's location in ECWA space. The masters of darkness were now together. Korriban was only on the horizon...

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"Gattsu honestly, you can't take much more... I don't blame you! Torture of this nature would make even a demon scream in pain!" Nobunaga said, thoroughly enjoying Gattsu's agony.
Gattsu's head hang down, Nobunaga was making sure to keep him concious through the horrible torture. He only hoped that Karn would succeed...

Atomicus II quickly melted and charred Karn's physical body, Karn was sent instantly through the tunnel of unholy fires and lost, burning souls. Karn's massive form hurtled toward the place of his demonic rebirth as a powerful Oni. It seemed that Dah'Kee had sealed the realm off. But, only to outsiders, as Gattsu believed; those bound to the realm would always be able to return there.
Karn landed in the scorched wasteland that was the Netherrealm. Demons, Tanari, Imps, and creatures created from nameless sins and ungodly horrors surrounded him.
"MMMM, Home sweet home!? Karn said with a smile. The acrid smell of brimstone and charred flesh filled the air as it always had. Karn began his trek to Dah'Kee's desolate sanctum. This alliance would be forged, even if Karn had to die in the making!

At 2/24/05 11:02 PM, Atomicus wrote: *Atomicus II looked to Karn and sighed. He stood up and gripped the staff he was carrying.*

Atomicus II: "Karn, as part of my religious duties, complete destruction of another being is prohibited. To kill is to separate the physical from the ethereal, and that could be considered a journey. But to utterly destroy is against Jovian religious code..."

Karn gritted his teeth, "I can't self-terminate, I would not go back to the Netherrealm. I need someone else to destroy my physical body. Gattsu has relayed a plan to me that might work. If I can get back to the Netherrealm... I might be able to bring back a force that could help our cause against the Dark Avatars... It is a gamble, but it's worth the risk." Karn grinned.
"By destroying my physical body, there is no risk to my soul. I will return to the plane that I am bound to, I won't have any problem manifesting a new physical form and returning to this dimension... I need your help Atomicus... Trust me this stays between us, it's for the greater good." Karn's seriousness gave Atomicus II a suprising insight into Karn's true loyalties, loyalties to his friends.

At 2/24/05 01:39 PM, DarkHunter4461 wrote: Some people say the end of the world will be 6/6/06(aka 666) but thats just one idea. Another is when the aztec calender ends in 2012. My thinking is humans will blow the earth up themself from some stuiped mastake(No it wont be caused by Bush but by some person with a bomb) By the time this happens though we will hopefuly be in space and not have as much to worry about.

You also got to remember that many religious groups were sure that the world was going to end once we hit the year 2000, hundreds of people in the USA alone committed suicide because they were sure it was going to end...And when nothing happened, those religious groups said, "Whoops, we must have read the scripture wrong..." Just goes to show how much those guys know.
At the speed our space program is going... It is very unlikely that we will escape some great apocalypse if it comes. The space program right now has slowed to a crawl. I mean, we don't have anyone watching the skies for asteroids in the whole southern hemisphere, there could be an asteroid coming right for us and we would never know. Look it up if you don't believe me.
I'm guessing that we won't even begin to even talk about colonization of the moon or other planets for a very long time.

I don't know how the world will end, but if it does end anytime soon, I guarentee it will be because of Bush.

I'd have to say either Roosevelt, or Kennedy (Kennedy made lots of progress while he was still alive, lol plus I guess I do have to give him respect for the fact that he enjoyed the "company" of Marilyn Munroe).

At 2/24/05 05:04 PM, Damien_FLAGG wrote:

People are making a big deal about nothing. What does it matter, if Bush USED to, at one point, smoke pot?
The same could be said for Clinton. I don't really care what recreational drugs a politician used, when he was a younger man.
It has no bearing on the 'now', in this country.

I completely agree with you on that one.

At 2/24/05 11:40 AM, Tacitacial wrote:

*'Dorian' responded telepathically as he began to move his empowered fleets back to the front.*
Remember our goal. We must destroy everything, not just burn every planet. We mustn't merely turn this galaxy into one of ashes and death, we must obliterate this entire universe. Find the gateway to Korriban. History points to the Sol-system, but that gate is unlikely to still exist. Above all else, find a way to Korriban.
*'Dorian' then broke the link and his ships jumped into hyperspace, faster than usual, and on their way to the front. Tortuga, Jovia and Earth would soon come into contact with a new corporate force.*

Nobunaga stops his torment of Gattsu for a moment, "So it seems that it is time." Nobunaga orders men to find any route they can to Korriban. He looks back to Gattsu; battered and burnt from the torture.
"Now where were we?" Nobunaga asked the almost comatose samurai, alarge evil grin sprawled across his face as he continued his onslaught.

Karn stood in the chamber with Atomicus II, he felt Gattsu's mind in his. Karn listened to Gattsu's words, his crys of pain.
Karn knew what he had to do...
Karn looked to Atomicus II, "Atomicus, you have to do me a favor. It's going to sound alittle weird... I need you to kill me." Karn asked.
"I need you to destroy my physical body, it sounds insane, but It won't kill me. Gattsu is in trouble, but he has discovered something. Something that might help turn the tide of this war." Karn looked at Atomicus II with complete seriousness.

Gattsu awoke againts a wall, his arms and legs were clamped into place. As his eyes refocused he could see the foreboding appearance of Nobunaga.
"Finally awake I see." Nobunaga said with a smile.
Gattsu lifted his head, "W-Where am I?" Still dazed Gattsu struggled to keep his composure.
"You are on the prison deck, I am quite impressed with your show of skill back there. That surge of Quickeneing shut down the whole ship for a few moments. You also didn't realize that those Necromite gravity engines have suprisingly quick and thorough regenerative capabilities. You slowed our course by two hours, congratulations." Nobunaga explained.
Gattsu meditated, he reached out with his soul across the galaxy.
"Ah, I feel that. Calling for help are we? Or, giving my location out? Well, I don't mean to ruin your hopes but, there is no ship in this universe that can stand up to the "Soaring Hunter". Heh heh heh." Nobunaga said, sure of himself.
"Now what I am goin to do is something I have wanted to do for so many centuries... Torture you." Nobunaga stated with satisfaction.
Gattsu lurched in pain as Nobunaga's dark powers began twisting and ripping at his body.