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Paranormal activity and paranormal entity?

At 4/22/11 09:50 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 4/22/11 09:44 AM, TheDunwichHorror wrote: do women help you sleep at night elp or do you sleep alone

I live with 17 fly bitches.

Oh, you live with 17 female insects...how do you tell them apart?

At 4/22/11 11:38 AM, megakill wrote:

At 4/22/11 11:33 AM, Tokecat wrote: This looks photoshopped. I know this from some of the pixels. I have also seen quite a few photoshops from you BBSers.

No way man, cant you see how those links are all so intricately weaved into that sweet dynamic background?

No way you could photoshop that shit!

Seconded, i can't see any flaws in that background or any corona around the links, it's the genuine article!

At 4/22/11 11:26 AM, MiroDK wrote: I used to hate it when that happened, but now I realize that it was just a secret preview of the redesign, man oh man.

Aw! Why i can't i be one of the lucky ones?!

EPIC! Cannot wait for that, I think I might have to get a new version of Internet explorer though, looks a bit high tech for mine.

I myself prefer the dupstep remix, the drop is akin to if Megatron found you in bed with his wife wearing his slippers and smoking one of his cigars.

He was all round swell chap and he was even nice enough to comment on my userpage a couple, he even like my username...I shall miss him....as will we all I'm sure.

Archer

flashy

Sex is putting one's penis into another person's orifice, that's the way i've always viewed it.

Well that seems quite silly to my eyes, why would intentionally waste someone's time because you don't want to learn, besides what didn't learn now will only come and bite you in the arse later.

Chrome and Opera...baby.

At 3/26/11 12:33 PM, Reiraptor wrote: YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DIRTY WINDOWS USERS!!

I would post my desktop, but my prnt scrn button saves the screenshot in glorious .png and I can't upload it. I use Linux though.

Sit the fuck down minority.

Still ranting back there old man? I've heard this story a million times someone buy him an ale and shut him up will you?

Well I daresay he'd commit suicide by the time he got to secondary school.

Yes let's get rid of the police that sounds like a fantastic idea. So I suppose that you think that without the police there would be no crime? I fucking hate people.

At 3/26/11 12:02 PM, Coolthehedgehog wrote: Woops, sorry guys D: I didn't know you couldn't post things like "I'm new " or whatnot..how do you delete?

We do not delete young one, once it has been said, it cannot be unsaid.

At 3/25/11 06:02 AM, AFGfreestyle wrote: There are over 4,000 chemicals in a single cigarette, some of which are highly poisonous. Examples include naphthalene, which is used in moth repellent; acetone, the main component of nail polish remover; butane, a constituent of lighter fluid; and formaldehyde, used in embalming.

The two most serious health effects of smoking are cancer and emphysema. Smoking has been linked to 11 forms of cancer, including cancer of the esophagus, mouth, pancreas, bladder, and kidney.

According to recent studies, smokers are 26 times more likely to die of lung cancer than non-smokers.

Does this change your mind?

This is the main reason I hate the persecution of smokers, people know its bad for you so theres no need to rattle off facts and statistics that you got off an advert or billboard, I'm sure they know the risks but they feel good after a cigarette so why stop them?

Hmm if i get time of the ol' bar job i might be able to come down, should be a larf.

I don't particularly care if someone smokes, I do it occasionally myself if i'm stressed or drunk. It's a choice, I just don't like it when smokers are treated like social pariahs because they smoke, I'm sure they know the risks, so what should you have to patronize them for something they already know is bad for you. It's not right.

Well, the way I look at it is this: A person's head is their own business, they should believe what they want to believe in.

Um, pull the plug for the first, i'd hate to be a burden to anyone.

Second, how do we mean retarded..like proper herp derp retarded? Or just dumb, like Gillian from Family Guy dumb...because if so, then.....yes.

Newgrounds:
Everything, with a sprinkle of unwarrented self importance.

At 2/10/11 08:03 PM, The-Great-One wrote: No. I hate you. I fucking hate you. I also hate the songs that are on your iPod.

Well as we all know from going to primary school, hate is actually love, and considering how much hate is packed into this sentence, i'd say that he reeeeeaaaaly likes you...I think someones found their match.

I really think it should be called Hand-egg, but that's not the point, everytime I watch American Football I can't help but see a less action packed version of Rugby played by people who are scared to get hurt...oh and yes I love cricket, I'm actually a qualified umpire, and I am not ashamed by that.

At 2/11/11 03:35 AM, phrozonfire wrote: Fuck your cod shit, I'd like a good old M14.

That is on CoD, two versions of CoD I believe....So technically you do like CoD shit.

also inadequate users are inadequate.

At 2/11/11 08:17 AM, Rummy0 wrote: Oh look it's the moralfag brigade, go suck off Ghandi, oh wait he's been dead for 63 years.

......Why should that stop them?....Sorry that was terrible of me. In any case there have been far worse things to happen than the British Empire from any number of historical periods, Genghis Khan has already been mentioned and so has Hitler, but there are so many more to be seen such as the slaughter of Native Americans and the trail of tears. by the US government in the 1800s Also there was the Harrying of the North in Britain in 1069 were the new king, William slaughtered and burned hundreds of thousands, the north didn't recover for many years. Besides, the empire may not have been doing what was morally right but there was a fast bit of money to be made, and in the face of doing something morally questionable to make a fuckload of money, I think we all know what most would pick.

At 2/7/11 01:55 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 2/7/11 01:50 PM, Dean wrote: Twinings is too posh for me. I'm a Tetley's Extra Strong guy, when I actually drink tea.

That's for builders not lazy students.

PG Tips >

Yorkshire Tea. Hard water tea for the win.

Thank you good sir. All this tea looks deliciously nom.