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Response to: Women's Butts Posted April 28th, 2012 in General

At 4/28/12 08:57 AM, SKHM wrote:
At 4/28/12 08:56 AM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: Oh a few, but not too many, and it's not a Honda Civic, more of a Mini really.

lololololol
were some of the roads bumpy

A gentleman never tells, might I suggest google maps for that sort of thing.

Response to: Women's Butts Posted April 28th, 2012 in General

At 4/28/12 08:53 AM, SKHM wrote:
At 4/28/12 08:47 AM, Master-of-pancakes wrote:
At 4/28/12 08:37 AM, bman200 wrote:
I don't really think anal is "good" because that's the poop chute, but I do like butts.
Don't knock it till you've tried it...
how many browning lanes have you drove your honda civic down

Oh a few, but not too many, and it's not a Honda Civic, more of a Mini really.

lololololol
Response to: Women's Butts Posted April 28th, 2012 in General

At 4/28/12 08:37 AM, bman200 wrote:
I don't really think anal is "good" because that's the poop chute, but I do like butts.

Don't knock it till you've tried it...

Response to: Newground$, inde or corporate? Posted April 28th, 2012 in General

If you were faced with the choice of making a shit ton of money or not I'm pretty sure we all know what we would go with....jus'sayin

Response to: Women's Butts Posted April 28th, 2012 in General

Whilst I do happen to have an affinity with a nice arse, I will say that anal sex is a tad overrated, that's giving however, not receiving maybe that's more fun, I don't know...whatever floats your boat...

Response to: Saint Patrick's Day 2012 Posted March 17th, 2012 in General

I have a keg to set up then drink, lords knows where the evening will take me after that...

Response to: Nostalgic Crisps Posted October 22nd, 2011 in General

These....

Nostalgic Crisps

Response to: Nostalgic Crisps Posted October 22nd, 2011 in General

anyone remember the marmite flavored ones, the got those spot on....so very yummy.

Response to: Nostalgic Crisps Posted October 22nd, 2011 in General

My school sold space raiders, and salt n shake, as well as the old walkers packets, you know before they took all the saturated fat out of them.....what times they were...

Response to: If your life is like a video game Posted September 28th, 2011 in General

Mine would be spent trying to reload my last save and retry all of my failed speech and movement checks.

Can't find a menu screen anywhere.
Response to: "Freedom" Posted September 28th, 2011 in General

I think that freedom is what we make of it, but true, pure freedom, from absolutely everything, that is to say moral, religious, diplomatic, you know the freedom to do whatever you want is incredibly difficult to achieve, the first thought I had when you set that question was: "Complete freedom means the lack of any sort of law, which would include the laws of time, space and more importantly the Universal law, without a universal law there is no gravity, without gravity, there is no atmosphere, without an atmosphere there is no chance of life..."

Perhaps non existence is the most pure chance of freedom you can have....because when you think about it, we didn't have the freedom to choose whether to exist or not...

Oh fuck, now my head hurts.
Response to: this forum Posted August 30th, 2011 in General

It's usually timezones and suchlike, but when you look at it the bbs has been getting less and less populated as the days go by, I've this account for about 5 years and general is nowhere near as teeming with life as it used to be....still, I doubt it'll ever die.

Response to: Hey Newgrounds, these are the rules Posted August 30th, 2011 in General

Passive aggressivism in the form of writing for the win.

Response to: $400/Month - Is it enough? Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

I'm a student and I get a £400 a month stipend, I live quite comfortably.

Response to: My desk is better than yours Posted June 29th, 2011 in General

The joys of virtuoso masturbation, if i had the screens to do it, I would.

Response to: What's wrong with you people(NG's)? Posted June 25th, 2011 in General

There's darker places than us out there. 4chan, Teensagainstporn, Naruto forums. It could be a whole lot worse than it is.

Response to: Ok Newgrounds Posted May 29th, 2011 in General

Inb4 rape joke.

Response to: Arnold Swcharzblah, worst actor Posted May 29th, 2011 in General

At 5/29/11 01:43 AM, Skilla wrote:
anyone who thinks that terminator is good SHOULD GO CRAM THE FUCKING VHS PLAYER UP THEIR ASSES.

I think he must of owned a laserdisc player. Poor bastard.

Possible troll is indeed possible.
Response to: Important Announcement For Ngbbs Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

Isn't he also responsable for the overseeing of the training and weapons of the SWAT team where he lives, I can't help but feel that might be something that a buddhist holy man would be against....he is a false god.

Response to: What have you learned? Posted May 12th, 2011 in General

At 5/12/11 04:17 AM, EpicFail wrote: Blah blah blah blah.

Wonderful yarn you've spun there friend.

What have you learned?

Response to: Porn is SO fucking low budget Posted May 12th, 2011 in General

At 5/11/11 01:55 PM, l0vemetal wrote: Lord of the G-Strings, Spiderbabe, Dr. Jekkyll and Mistress Hyde, anything with Misty Mundae, really. :3

But that's softcore porn, what's the bleeding point of that?

Response to: You jelly I had this as a kid? Posted May 1st, 2011 in General

I had this, it was friggin epic.

You jelly I had this as a kid?

Response to: Coolest thing you own? Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

At 4/30/11 07:19 PM, SizzleBolt wrote: Are you the owner of some cool stuff? Then tell the whole world about this cool thing you supposedly own.

Really chap, it's wonderful to see a young pup such as yourself getting involved and all that but lay off the frigging GIFs they really don't serve a point.

My scotch is quite cool by the way, love me some scotch.
Response to: bringing back the dead Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

There's a reason that you don't raise the dead, if you did that all the time nothing new would come to the bbs, you know, not that anything does anymore but still, it serves the point.

Response to: Random girl I know Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

At 4/30/11 09:51 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: It's just something stupid that people do on facebook.

End Thread, nothing more needs to be said on the matter.

Response to: Snsd (girl's Generation) Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

Well I really wouldn't mind putting my thingy in their thingies, but I really can't take engrish songs seriously, it always sounds like they aren't taking anything seriously.

Response to: Am I a terrible person Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

it's cool because you're not 15 yet that's when most chaps such as myself had our first big sexual awakening, I remember mine quite vividly.....Father Ralph's hands were ice cold....

Response to: I'm in college, she's in highschool Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

I daresay her father will have a thing or two to say about the matter but I think it's ok, as long as you don't look like one of those weirdos who's too uncool to get a girl in college and so must stoop to high school level to find women, not that i would accuse you of such things though of course, i believe the best course of action here is to be as respectful as possible.

Response to: Wikipedia your name Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

Fucks sake....

Wikipedia your name

Response to: The Royal Wedding Posted April 29th, 2011 in General

At 4/29/11 04:57 AM, Ledgey wrote:
At 4/29/11 04:53 AM, Sevkat wrote: We all know Harry's the cool one.
I'd love to have seen him at the stag do...

There must have been Asian hookers, if not, I reckon they lost William Hangover style in London and only found him yesterday on a tower block in Greenwich...with a lion.