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There are other sites...We can beat this thing, together.

I went to mine. I had a girlfriend and scotch....It went ok.....

At 5/6/12 07:55 PM, II2none wrote:

At 5/6/12 07:53 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: Sorry gents I got mine for nuthin of the interwebz.

Do what I want cuz a pirate is free....I am a pirate!

Then you aren't a true fan.

Oh I'm a fan, no one has to doubt my credentials I just don't got the money, why pay an exorbitant amount of money when I could get something for free? No sense. I know that there is the whole idea of being a "true" fan but i'm just as much a fan I enjoy it as much as you and come to know and love the characters and can talk to you no end about it, but just because I don't own the box set i'm not a true fan....fuck that man.

At 5/6/12 07:55 PM, WhiteTiger08 wrote:

At 5/6/12 07:53 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: Sorry gents I got mine for nuthin of the interwebz.

Do what I want cuz a pirate is free....I am a pirate!

You cannot illegally download a super cool and badass Goku action figure though!

A man can try though, a man can try....

It's a fine show. It really does a good job of sticking close to the books as well. I really like it, a lot of the actors they use to portray the characters are spot on too. It's really great.

Sorry gents I got mine for nuthin of the interwebz.

Do what I want cuz a pirate is free....I am a pirate!

How and why are you even a member on here if never bothered to.....I give up, my words have failed me...

Megas XLR

That show was the nads.

At 5/3/12 09:48 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 5/3/12 09:45 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote:

Are the Chinese considered to be sexually-repressed? The worst I heard going on in China is public sex orgies.

And i'm sure that you heard this from an extremely reputable non biased source. Post me a link and I will eat my hat....when I ever get a hat....which is never because hats don't suit be at all.

I am asking. Are you Chinese?

No I'm English. I did live in China for a time though. What has this go to do with anything?

Man, this guy is so brave I bet he could rip a band-aid off in one go without stopping because it hurts too much....he probably sleeps with the light off too...you brave man, I wish I was half the man you are.

At 5/3/12 09:38 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 5/3/12 09:00 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 5/3/12 08:56 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: They have their own national religion, Shinto, and that seems to be working out pretty great for them.

Shinto isn't the official religion of Japan, in fact it is not a religion. It's a collection of native traditions and rituals.

Are the Chinese considered to be sexually-repressed? The worst I heard going on in China is public sex orgies.

And i'm sure that you heard this from an extremely reputable non biased source. Post me a link and I will eat my hat....when I ever get a hat....which is never because hats don't suit be at all.

At 5/3/12 09:30 PM, Fragment wrote:

At 5/3/12 09:25 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: I'm going to call bullshit on the virginity and the action sequence and the scary sequence.....stop trying so hard to force this out....

Not bullshit. All of these things happened, I have no reason to lie over the Internet, hence why I made the thread in the first place, idiot.

If your life is too boring or you just can't tell a fucking story don't get mad. A lot of people actually enjoy interesting lives.

Never said my life wasn't interesting I just don't want to tell it to you, and I ain't even mad bro, no worries, don't stress yourself over me , i'm flattered though.

At 5/3/12 07:32 PM, beakerboy wrote: Well I've decided to become a full fledged punk boy. I am getting contacts, eyeliner, piercings, tattoos, darker clothes, and new hair products. oh ya and fingerless gloves

If I don't do all of these things I'm gonna hate myself. and don't call me a poser because punk people dress like this because they want other punks to notice them, they don't care about normal people noticing them.

I had two options: become emo or go on medication. I made my decision >:)
best part is that my mom approves of most of these things

Yeah any real punk is going to automatically call you a poser...I call troll on this, but against my better judgement i'm going to explain to you all the things that are wrong about this statement. First of all, a real punk would not give a shit about dressing anything like that. Real punks are forty something and look like regular people most of the time. You'll just look like a fake punk and will probs have all the fake punk stories that fake punks have:

To quote Your Band Sucks:

Fake Punk: One time I hung out with Rollins after a spoken word show. He was a really awesome guy, he even bought me a beer, and I was only fifteen!
Real Punk: Did I ever tell you about the time me and Richard Hell set Nancy ReaganâEUTMs car on fire?

Fake Punk: When I was seventeen, my best friend died of a heroin overdose. It really made me stop and think about what everything means, you know?
Real Punk: One time I was awake for six weeks shooting up amphetamines, and I finally just blacked out from exhaustion. I woke up two months later in Anton LeVeyâEUTMs walk-in freezer.

Fake Punk: Hey, you should come check out my new band, weâEUTMre gonna play the VeteranâEUTMs Hall on 12th Street next Friday.
Real Punk: I used to be the drummer for X, but I got kicked out after I fucked Karen Carpenter.

Also it's not punk if your mum says its ok to be punk. Cardinal rule being broken there my friend. I would choose the medication.

punk's dead and has been for years

At 5/3/12 09:22 PM, Fragment wrote:

I'll start.

I'm going to call bullshit on the virginity and the action sequence and the scary sequence.....stop trying so hard to force this out....

At 5/3/12 09:20 PM, StonedGrenade wrote: Repetitive.

*shrug*

not even a word playas that's how uncaring I feel.

At 5/3/12 09:04 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

its not forward thinking letting illegal immigrants run around and local law enforcement can't do shit about it is a problem that is effecting our national economy. the second amendment gives me the right to bare arms which they are trying to regulate with gun control which is unconstitutional. and keying someone else's car isn't fucking cool.

You know what, I typed without thinking, apologies. Everything you say in there has a point, and even though I may not agree with many of your statements, I don't want to head into an argument with someone who feels as strongly as you do. My bad yo.

Well I call shovel a shovel, I imagine that more furries call humans, humans, than not. Even if they know the nicknames.

At 5/3/12 09:00 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 5/3/12 08:56 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: They have their own national religion, Shinto, and that seems to be working out pretty great for them.

Shinto isn't the official religion of Japan, in fact it is not a religion. It's a collection of native traditions and rituals.

Well Shinto does mean Way of the Gods, that points to religion to me..but fair enough I stand corrected.

At 5/3/12 07:45 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: California waay to fucking liberal. they let illegal immigrants run amock there gun laws are oppressive, if you own a gas guzzler some sort of fucking enviromental freak is gonna key it to hell (happened to me)

Jesus Christ, you're so right, it's almost like they're forward thinking. Shit we can't have that, not in this day and age!

At 5/3/12 08:49 PM, ngman7 wrote: I think the Japanese are sexually-repressed. They don't know how to express themselves, hence all the perversion.

They need to send more Christian missionaries over there, to explain tot them that hentai, porn and premarital sex is sinful

They have their own national religion, Shinto, and that seems to be working out pretty great for them. More to the point, who are you to judge whether or not they're sexually repressed, I seriously doubt your credentials as a sexual therapist.

At 5/3/12 08:46 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 5/3/12 08:43 PM, Gambit wrote:

Why aren't you ....

This guy's being an ASS.

This answers my question:

http://newgrounds.wikia.com/wiki/Pico_Day

End of thread.

So what was the point of making this thread, when there's thing called a search bar which could have solved all of your problems in a couple of seconds...fuck this has to be trollin...

At 5/3/12 08:20 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 5/3/12 08:11 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

But Japan is one of my sole sources of kinky fetish porn. It's so great.

That is what I am talking about- all those weird fetishes. That is an issue I have with their culture.

You realize that there aren't banners of hentai and tentacle porn strewn up around Tokyo right? You have to find it and such, it's not like as soon as you get off the plane they just hand it out to you right? Besides what with your Asian flu, I wouldn;t have thought you'd have minded any of that.

Meh, you wanna marry your cousin then go right ahead...just don't come crying to me when your kids mortality rates are upped due to blood defects.

Gay marriage is cool too, who cares who you should spend your life with but you.

At 5/3/12 05:03 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 5/3/12 05:00 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: Japan is fun, I went there once everyone was polite, just quiet...wouldn't want to live there though, a lack of marmite and uncensored porn will eventually take its toll on a man such as I not to mention the mewing during sex, nah bro maybe for a year or two, certainly not forever.

How do I know the stores where people shop weren't used to shoot adult videos in? They have sex in public places there.

Well of all the Japanese jazz films I've watched over the years, I could the amount that have been in a public place on one hand. And let's be honest unless you trawl through all the videos and find the one's that are in shops and bars, and then try and find out where those places are in particular, making a note of where they are in a city you don't really know the layout of, how will you know? Besides I doubt it would raise much of an issue would it?

Alabama's a bit of shithole, specially the areas around Birmingham, christ it's like being back in the 50's but without all the good parts, just white supremacists and poverty. Oh and I don't care for Wisconsin, it's bloody boring...

Japan is fun, I went there once everyone was polite, just quiet...wouldn't want to live there though, a lack of marmite and uncensored porn will eventually take its toll on a man such as I not to mention the mewing during sex, nah bro maybe for a year or two, certainly not forever.

Well the girl in the song is singing about some guy, therefore she probably wants his dick...ergo OP wants dicks also.

At 4/28/12 02:31 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: Cracked.com forums, admins are assholes.

Yeah I agree, it's part of the reason I stopped posting there, also for a humour sight everybody seemed to take everything seriously and constantly looked down on people who liked anything popular, not to mention it updated at a snails pace.

At 4/28/12 09:01 AM, SKHM wrote:

At 4/28/12 08:58 AM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: A gentleman never tells, might I suggest google maps for that sort of thing.

i only go into uncharted territory myself

i never use a map

Ah a pioneer, well, I salute you, taking your vehicle where no other man would dare...

As soon as I saw the facebook hype I knew this would backfire, I'm just glad i didn't end up jackin it in San Diego.

To quote whomever made this: