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I usually just get idiots. Never haters though.

At 9/5/12 04:54 PM, Zachary wrote: Nothing much really.

I Fuckin' knew it!

I am so fucking confused right now....They can't ban us if we post in their spam thread that's entrapment....I know my rights.

Cover it with brandy and throw it into a volcano.

I thought the BBS had been missing it's beloved son. Where the hell is Poozy?

I imagine they just bitch about everyone who's not in the mod forum.

My mother and Father shall ban me from the internet for all this commotion! My privileges shall be taken away and I shall be left with nothing but my thoughts! Oh! The Shame!

At 9/3/12 07:50 PM, ObnoxiousCortex wrote:

At 9/3/12 07:41 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote:
Hmm, I'm not sure I understand oh supreme intelligent overlord sir. How can I word my own opinion wrong?

1) Foolish mortal, you have said that we should not doubt the intelligence within 3 posts. That is incorrect wording, sir. Do you agree?

I'd rather be a foolish mortal than a stuck up god...all of a sudden. And still don't get it, like really man, I'm missing something here, I just don't see. Oh woe is me, I used an illogically worded sentence....on the internet! Oh god I shall be all night rife with worry over this small mistake that you can'y let go for some reason. OH GOD! The mental anguish!

At 9/3/12 07:38 PM, ObnoxiousCortex wrote:

At 9/3/12 07:34 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: Never doubt someone's intelligence within 3 fucking posts. Do you understand what i'm saying to you? Agreed?

1) I never doubt someone's intelligence within 3 posts. That is why I know if they are ignorant or not based off of their 3 posts. When I find that conclusion, I don't doubt it a second. It it all comes together right until the end. You worded it wrong, sir. Agreed?

Hmm, I'm not sure I understand oh supreme intelligent overlord sir. How can I word my own opinion wrong?

At 9/3/12 07:29 PM, ProFreeAgent wrote: Hey can anyone create me a logo-like-thing? I need it for something I'm gonna do in the future and i suck with Paint. If you can and wouldn't mind PM me and tell you what I'm looking for. Thanks.

Ask the art forum or the sig makers. You might have to bring an offering though. The bigger you want your logo the bigger the offering though. Choose wisely.

At 9/3/12 07:34 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: uploading MastiffTeat.jpg. Agreed?

I see some resemblance there. Agreed?

Actually most of it was somewhat difficult to follow, i'm sure that there's a way of explaining all of that, without sounding like a patronizing wanker. Yeah fuck it I don't care anymore, fine ladies and gents I lost an argument on the internet. But in a way we never really got into a debate about anything worthwhile, it was just whose intellectual cock was larger. I imagine that if we sat down and had a good old chat about something worthwhile, I would have some interesting points and so would you. Never doubt someone's intelligence within 3 fucking posts. Do you understand what i'm saying to you? Agreed?

At 9/3/12 06:46 PM, ObnoxiousCortex wrote:

1) Everything I say is mutual until told otherwise, sir. If I wanted to make these threads about me, I would be pointing out small mistakes like every other person on these threads, but I don't because I am not what you think I am. Agreed?

No not agreed at all actually, you constantly point out the apparent intellectual shortcomings of those around you by throwing big words and ending all of your statements with questions to belittle others into assuming that they're wrong, you've been doing this in several different threads. You make everything about you by then responding to people in this grandiose style of writing that contains no real substance, this then sparks others into a pseudo debate with you thus robbing the thread of it's original topic, in essence you hijack a thread by being a pompous arse. Also drop the "sir" shite this isn't 1850 and we aren't in the debating hall at Magdalene College, it feels like you're talking down to everyone.

2) I am not a saviour nor a hero. I am asking mutual questions that allow people to think and see things under a different light. You are misinterpreting what I say as arrogance, when this is a rational mechanism of your ego. The reason why your ego jumps to this conclusion is because I speak of things and I do things at a caliber that people choose not to speak and do things at. This fires up their superior complex. This is basic psychology, sir. Do you agree?

Aha I was right, you are psychology student, just because you've spent one semester doing psych 101 and now you think that gives you the right to lord it up because you can analyse our way of rebuttal, for a start you have no idea how any of our minds work and to finish it's quite rude in my opinion. And it really isn't a "rational mechanism" of my ego, it's the way I respond to jumped up people who believe that believe they are better than everyone else because of their apparent "revolutionary" ideas that they got off a Google search, Jesus you're pretentious.

At 9/3/12 06:42 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

It's not like we don't respect your intellect, it's just that there's no intellect to respect.

....Yeah I just didn't want to be the guy to say it. Personally I think we're being trolled. Nobody's this much of an arse.....surely....

At 9/3/12 06:17 PM, ObnoxiousCortex wrote:

Have you noticed how little you have offered to these debates and how much I have to offer?

Seems to me like you have to bring the topic towards yourself and try to bamboozle us with big words that don't really mean that much. It's not like we don't respect your intellect, it's just that you're throwing it around like a pompous arse who believes that he is the so called "Saviour to the Masses." Stop being that guy.

Oh and I would say that your dad be trollin' straight up OP.

Both were fine to me, 97 may have been slightly better because that was the year I got a Playstation.

ObnoxiousCortex thinks he has everyone figured out because he did that Psychology degree and is using us as a test bed for his masters thesis, however because we're all massive anti-social dicks and can figure out when someone is trying to gain the one up on us by thinking that he's smarter than us. Agreed?

I'd be Papa Smurf, she would be Smurfette, I would have a great big bushy beard. Our safety word would be...."Smurfberry"

It feels like this guy is some sort of psychologist that's doing a report for Dateline or Panorama or Fox news about how the anonymity of the web makes us monsters, or how we lose our humanity by not interacting with one another on a personal level. This all seems rather shady...Anyone else feeling this? Or am I just paranoid?

06'er standing by.

I think most white boys that were on the unpopular side did this, I know I did and so did every other guy whose a bit like all of us. I'm willing to bet that a decent 35-40% of Newground's members have long hair.

Elvis.

Fuck that man, I got my Adidas, I need that money for booze and hate.

At 8/27/12 12:21 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: This week is CANCER AWARENESS WEEK. Repost this in memory of all the PEOPLE WHO HAVE HERPED A DERP BECAUSE OF CANCER.

Repostin don't cure people.....only makes things more inclined to die.

Also fucking George Takei, I love him dearly, he's a national treasure. But he needs to stop reposting stuff he finds on 9gag. Let people find it for themselves George, not everyone is that stupid.

At 8/27/12 12:08 PM, Otto wrote:

At 8/27/12 10:08 AM, Viper50 wrote: Red Fang - Good To Die

Sorry buddy, I think anthemic metal is incredibly annoying and bad.

At 8/27/12 09:46 AM, ScaryPicnic wrote: Animal Collective - Grass

That is a very, very very good song.

mr Gnome - House of Circles

I can see why people would like, though i'm not sure it's my cup of tea too.....generic indy style..."let's all go to Glastonbury and wear really high £50 shorts that we got from Jack Wills"

Someone give this a look, you might like it.
Go Ahead, try something new.

Dark blue and yellow for secondary school. Purple and light blue for university.

Those fucking people that post pictures of their food. No one give a fuck if you bought a fucking £12 burger, kindly fuck off.

It does help you sleep, I know that for certain, but then again so does nyquil, and that generally costs less.

If a kid fails then it's his fault, it's not the state's fault, it's not the schools fault and it's not the teacher's fault. The kid just has to get up off his arse and do some fucking work. I'm sick and tired of seeing people slate the education system when it's just some lazy kid's fault because he could be fucked to do some fucking reading for once in his fucking life. My Mum, Dad and Step Dad are all teachers, all of them teach different subjects and all of them use different styles of teaching and they still have lazy kids who refuse to work and then say that they couldn't learn because the teacher wasn't teaching to their specific requirements. Shut the fuck up and get with the program. And while we're at it, bring back the fucking cane, sort some of the little fuckers out.

They seem to be doing pretty good so far. But only time will tell on this one. I will say that making Green Lantern gay is a tad redundant, it's not because i'm homophobic, but they could have done it to someone more interesting. Wonder Woman for example, that would have been brilliant. But perhaps that would have been pandering to the fans too much. I don't know. Bottom line is it's pretty good. Not as good as Marvel, but still rather good.