Ever wanted to dream, and remember it? Or even control it?
There is such a thing. It's called lucid dreaming.
What's that? You say it's ridiculous, and that I should get therapy? Screw you! :D
Lucid dreaming is dreaming, while you know you are dreaming. (In other words, dream manipulation)
Lucid means, clear or knowledgeable. It's a really cool skill to have. Though, since many have forgotten how to manipulate dreams, we have never gathered the skill. Studies have shown that in ancient times, dreaming was a common thing. Back then, people used dreaming as a way to predict the future, gather information, and connect with other minds.
Still think this whole thing is bullshit, goto Google, and give yourself 10-20 minutes of research with the topic "Lucid Dreaming".
I remember my first lucid dream. I was working, in a pet food store. Which I usually work in. One of my co-workers said, "You're dreaming". So my eyes widen and say, "So I am...".
Then I started thinking about going to the mall, so I opened the front door of the pet food store and entered the mall. The mall was huge (And I always have a mall in my dream, don't know why) and every kid from my high school was there. As I entered, I remembered that I needed to use the bathroom, so I walked up some stairs, and opened a door, knowing that it was the men's bathroom.
Then so there I was, looking inside a small bathroom with the lights off. A bear was sleeping against the wall, with his head on the toilet(Lid closed). I got scared for a while, but I needed to use the bathroom. So I slowly walked up to him, thinking that he might attack me, and poked him gently on his back. I said, "Mr. Bear, are you ok?"
He said, "Vayase "(Spanish for 'go away').
So I quickly went out.
Then I remember having a threesome. Weird thing is, is that one guy had a girl on top of him, and I was in the back(Yes, doing the girl). So here we are, having this threesome, which probably jogged in, since I was watching porn earlier. Maybe...
I remember more, but I don't want to give away more embarrassing details.
I read that you can remember more by keeping a dream journal. Have ready a notebook and a pen, and write anything you remember right away when you wake up. Dreams do come easier if you remember more. It's like telling your brain that you're serious with your dreams.
More info, here at
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And don't give me no fucking bullshit that it's a hippy site, you stereo-typical NG forum user.