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Response to: funny births Posted January 31st, 2008 in General
At 1/31/08 06:25 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: I was born like this - Do not look if you are disturbed by deformities.

Link doesn't work.

Response to: Here's a question; Posted January 31st, 2008 in General

I can't die, I'm God. But if I could, it would be of fire. Yup, it's strange but it's true.

Also what's with the picture?
Response to: Here's a question; Posted January 31st, 2008 in General

I can't die, I'm god. But if I could, it would be of fire. Yup, it's strange but it's true.

Also what's with the picture?
Response to: Easy Ways To Insult Jerks At School Posted January 31st, 2008 in General

Nah..... I'll just keep noticing any grammar mistakes they make and pick at them, like I always have done.....

Response to: funny births Posted January 31st, 2008 in General
At 1/31/08 06:12 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I was premature by a few months if thats funny in any way.

My lungs weren't even developed and I had to be hooked up to machines just to be kept alive... now I smoke though so I kinda screw up the purpose in keeping me alive but its all good.

Kay..... keep doin' what makes you you over there.....

Response to: smelly belly? Posted January 31st, 2008 in General
At 1/15/08 04:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Sounds like the sort of thing a child would so to another child.

Actually, children do not "so".

funny births Posted January 31st, 2008 in General

who here was born n a funny way? me....(the following is 100% true story) was born blue, then while everyone was crying because of the beauty of how gooey I was, I pissed all over everybody. EVERYONE. nurse, doctor, mom, dad.... whats yours? (if you have one....)

Response to: Scarriest Masturbation Moments Posted January 30th, 2008 in General
At 1/30/08 07:00 PM, gopherlover wrote: we were having a 69

At the risk of sounding thick, what the fuck is a 69?

Response to: Scarriest Masturbation Moments Posted January 30th, 2008 in General

well.... (something about Kim Possible hentai and dad catching me and did his enlighten thing and then tasers sued me for having dad in my house)

Response to: maddox Posted January 29th, 2008 in General
At 1/15/08 05:53 PM, Bolo wrote: I can't stand that guy. He's not funny. Never has been funny. Never will be funny.

At all costs, I avoid his site.

ehhhh fuck you.

Response to: if you had a football team... Posted January 28th, 2008 in General
At 1/20/08 06:19 PM, Molotov wrote: The Brady Bunch,at least they wouldn't lose then.

I don't get it...

Response to: ugh! Posted January 28th, 2008 in General
At 1/28/08 10:53 PM, Darkside7000 wrote: No you didn't, liar.

HE stole it from me.

Response to: smelly belly? Posted January 28th, 2008 in General
At 1/28/08 10:52 PM, SIXTYoneVW wrote:
At 1/14/08 10:27 PM, Darkside7000 wrote: Is this topic really sig worthy?
A attempt to be funny, it was.

"A" attempt?

Response to: ugh! Posted January 28th, 2008 in General
At 1/28/08 10:50 PM, Lord-Zed wrote: Check your spelling and change dates more.

I was banned quite a while ago and the man who made it is an idiot i guess.

Response to: smelly belly? Posted January 28th, 2008 in General
At 1/15/08 05:41 PM, maspa wrote:
^biggest nerd ever and bigest collector of yugioh , pokemon and magic the gathering cards^

nuff said
soooooooooo would you happen to know if it IS a popular insult for them?

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Response to: ugh! Posted January 28th, 2008 in General
At 1/28/08 10:48 PM, maspa wrote: i think it might be too big but ill try to show why im banned from K mart

it work, and my wife is PISSED!

ugh! Posted January 28th, 2008 in General

i think it might be too big but ill try to show why im banned from K mart

ugh!

Response to: 20 reasons To abandon Christianity Posted January 21st, 2008 in General
At 1/21/08 06:31 AM, You-Give-Good-Head wrote: You have to get married before you can have sex.

wrong, dumbass!

Response to: Favorite type of porn? Posted January 21st, 2008 in General

kim possible......

Response to: There's a feeling I get... Posted January 21st, 2008 in General

walk up and down with the phone for ten minutes, or maybe you can enjoy now last sunday.

:ohhhhhh! tryin' to paint the damn mailbox.....

Response to: if you had a football team... Posted January 21st, 2008 in General
At 1/20/08 06:21 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Mine would be the origins and their logo would be (0,0) [actually these coordinates look like an owl. The 0's are the eyes and the comma is the beak]
Or "Le Club Lions"

you dont really have to even spell that out.

Response to: What do you refer to females as? Posted January 21st, 2008 in General

I call them bend over and crack a smile

or bend over and spell run.
Response to: if you had a football team... Posted January 19th, 2008 in General
At 1/19/08 07:24 PM, frigi wrote: by football, do you mean soccer football or "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!" football?

soccer is "futbol" not football, dumbass, and by "are you ready for some football" I think you mean sex, and I mean football footbal, shithead.

Response to: if you had a football team... Posted January 19th, 2008 in General
At 1/16/08 07:32 PM, meeesta wrote: the newgrounders

kick-ass.

Response to: smelly belly? Posted January 19th, 2008 in General
At 1/15/08 04:48 PM, dreaming-loudly wrote: ^biggest nerd ever and bigest collector of yugioh , pokemon and magic the gathering cards^

HMMMMMMMM?

Response to: Swearing Posted January 19th, 2008 in General
At 1/19/08 12:45 AM, maspa wrote: butr

I mean "but".

Response to: Swearing Posted January 19th, 2008 in General

I swear all the time butr does the word "christmas" count?

if you had a football team... Posted January 16th, 2008 in General

what would you call it?mine would bee the Longcocks.

Response to: your worst drunk moments Posted January 16th, 2008 in General

I was at a party and I got really really drunk, and then we started dancing and I tried, but i ended walking around in circles(maybe that was because I had Saturday night fever.), and then all I remember is throwing up, passing out, and waking up with a really bad hangover, and without a shirt, with writing on my chest.

Response to: Mom caught me watching Madness. Posted January 15th, 2008 in General

fucking over protective parents! you won't go and stab and shoot and cuss and kill and steal and torture and lie and all that shit because you saw it in an animated flash!

right? right?!
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