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BUT I LOVE ALL THE DEUSH BAGS OF NEWGROUNDS!

At 1/2/10 08:16 PM, DrClay wrote: Don't eavesdrop people who are high, you don't get anything to work with.

Thanks! Now I know!

Okay, so there are these two guys at my college who are just hanging around one day, smoking green or whatever, I didn't even look at them until one of them shouted "BUT WAIT NO, I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH FRIENDS!?" So who here has heard this phrase and/or knows what the fuck it means?

there is a picture of a steam engine.

Hey guys, I just started to wonder, why does the BBS seem to become so much more childish yet less troll and douchebag filled earlier when most children are still in school? Of course, that might just be the Christmas Spirit.

I still have the hangover from last Christmas.

You know what most racist comments towards American people consist of? URAMERICANFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFAT FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFAT! Learned lesson: Don't mess with peoples from other countries on the internet, they'll call you American.

I like how he's sucking the microphone's dick in your picture. Lol, smiley for this post.

Still right!

Wow, my sig has been right for once here.

Whew. I jizzed when I saw your comment, too so I guess I don't have to worry about being a total pedo, I'm just a fucking gross weird guy.

I was watching Dr. Phil and got to the beauty pageant part and totally jizzed involuntarily. I think that answers her mother's question.

At 11/24/09 04:06 PM, MrAskholm wrote: how about a Disk luncher thing that lunches oversized ninja stars with inbuild machine guns. So when u shot evrything goes like CRAZY ! .. with bullets all over the place including urself. haha :D

Oh, I love disk lunchers! Congratulations on your first post, you'll regret that spelling, grammar, and other shit if you become a regular to the BBS!

At 9/27/09 11:28 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: I always thought Peggy's feet were kinda hot. But nobody makes any Peggy Hill foot fetish porn, its kinda sad in a way.

Actually there was an episode wherein she was accidentally hired to do foot fetish porn and did it because she is an oblivious, gullible moron.

Yeah, I wanted to be lazy but I couldn't risk it, I have asthma and would get pneumonia again and probably die and.

Intercourse lololololololololooooolololoololooolllol ooloolllllllllllllloloolollloo

At 11/22/09 10:55 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Augh man. I was hoping there would be a commercial with people fucking in it

You shattered it, right there buddy right there

This will probably become the entire joke of this topic.

I just saw that powermat wireless charger thingy commercial and I thought it was fucking stupid. What is the joke about the bleeping? Also, it used to have the actual TV bleeping sound, but they replaced it with the sound it makes when something is connected, but you can practically hear them saying "Bleep". Is there a joke to this? It's not funny. It's fucking stupid.

I was just watching, and Bobby gave her an idea for a book, and she called it terrible, then she stole it and gave it to a publisher (I guess) and called it genius. I am pissed.

At 9/17/09 01:44 AM, Alamadu wrote: ok I feel bad there are too many stupid kids on here

never ever ever mix bleach and ammonia YOU WILL DIE ...along with all of your friends and family

THANK YOU FUCKING CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

At 9/17/09 01:03 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: This thread leaves me with two questions.
1. How does blurred vision cause you to impulsively stick random objects in your mouth?
and 2. Are you not aware that Alka-Seltzer is supposed to be consumed?

...and 3. Did you eat the WHOLE thing?

1. I dunno it's weird...
2. yeah i know, but you're supposed to put it in water and drink it, not eat directly.
3. yeah...

Hey, I went unconscious but didn't die. But i keep wanting to eat my hand but i need it for typing.

well i guess it was only for the lulz... my mouth is starting to foam...

i mean mouth.

see you later.

At 9/16/09 11:11 PM, ghostxero wrote:

At 9/16/09 11:02 PM, maspa wrote: I just took some alka seltzer and i sometimes tend to get blurry vision and put stuff in my mouth involuntarily. I did that with the alka seltzer, i surely don't have much time left... just saying goodbye, newgrounds.

well since u like white stuff in ur mouth.....

well i guess it was only for the lulz... my fouth is starting to foam...

see you later.

I just took some alka seltzer and i sometimes tend to get blurry vision and put stuff in my mouth involuntarily. I did that with the alka seltzer, i surely don't have much time left... just saying goodbye, newgrounds.

Sunday Pants. It's not nostalgic and wasn't that long ago, i still like watching cartoons, and i remember saying one sunday, "what the fuck happened to sunday pants???" when it didn't show, turned out it was canceled for saying "damn" once.

At 9/6/09 06:08 AM, Chimp-eat-me wrote: Hmm I was thinking of the "To kill a Ladybird" episode but It seems the bitch lives on

aw.

At 9/6/09 06:00 AM, Chimp-eat-me wrote:

At 9/6/09 05:57 AM, flamingninja777 wrote:

At 9/6/09 05:06 AM, Flee wrote: Dangit, Ladybird.

Ladybird is the best

Wasn't Ladybird put down?

tell me if she was and in what episode.

well nvm the art what why would egoraptor do that?

look at Egoraptor's page and the art section of front page.

At 9/6/09 05:31 AM, Chimp-eat-me wrote: Turns out Bobby was retarded so had to be executed for living in Texas

awesome.

Bobby Hill is pathetic. He's fat, slow, lazy, and just plain annoying.

And ugly.
Don't forget his boring face

yep.
yep.
mm-hm.
yup.