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At 6/23/10 03:43 AM, TommySunner wrote: HMHMH WRONG FORUM!

I know that, dumbass.

I know that this is the wrong forum but there is rarely anybody on the motherfucking Games forum, so... in Pokemon red version, i just owned misty with a fire type, and it said I could use cut. I looked in faqs, I looked fucking everywhere and it all just says, "TEACH IT 2 UR POKEMON DOHOHOHOHOHO", but I can't how the fuck do i teach it to a Pokemon? i looked in the Pokemon menu and I only get the options, "stats" and "switch", I can't fucking teach it to a pokemon. It's complete bullshit. how?

So a horse walks into a bar. I shit on his back, kill him, then beat him on Newgrounds.

What the fuck is this shit?

Wake up in the mornin' feeling like O.J Simpson grab my knife I'm out the door I'm gonna kill some women.

IleDile? Who fucking knows, it doesn't matter anyway. That's the Fine Ol' Solution.

Does anybody still even remember mad-ducks?

At 5/9/10 04:41 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 5/9/10 04:40 AM, maspa wrote:

At 5/9/10 04:38 AM, FBIpolux wrote: I think this is where you meant to post this: The Team Fortress Crew.

Anyways on topic, I don't think TF2 needs any new class as TF1 never did. There's plenty of new weapons that customize each class well enough.

I meant to post it where I fucking posted it. Why don't you go run with your average heartbeat? Good girl.

Then you posted it in the wrong Forum.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/15 < Video Games related topics.

Have a good night.

Oh, are you finally going to go run with your average heartbeat? I'm surprised that my old thread from like 3 months ago is not still at the top of the video game forum. That's fucking bullshit.

At 5/9/10 04:38 AM, FBIpolux wrote: I think this is where you meant to post this: The Team Fortress Crew.

Anyways on topic, I don't think TF2 needs any new class as TF1 never did. There's plenty of new weapons that customize each class well enough.

I meant to post it where I fucking posted it. Why don't you go run with your average heartbeat? Good girl.

At 5/9/10 01:47 AM, letiger wrote: First set it to detect language to English. Then type in a random thing, as long as it sounds like a real word. Here's something I got out of it.

I don't know why, but your signature pisses me off so fucking much every time I see it.

When I think of it, I notice that there seem to be relatively few classes in Team Fortress 2, and it fucking kills me, but I can NOT think of anything else! You guys are a creative bunch, maybe you could think of something?

P.S. Hey scout, why don't you go run with your average heartbeat? Why is a young lady like you on the battlefield anyway?

At 2/26/10 08:52 PM, maggiemae wrote: What do you think of Owl City aka Adam Young?

also, HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO THEM HIGH?!?!?!
ITS LIKE YOU CAN TALK TO ANIMALS!

WOWEE, COOL STORY! PEOPLE WHO USE DRUGS ARE COOL! THEY ALWAYS AMOUNT TO SOMETHING!!

</sarcasm>

Post fucking here.

At 2/15/10 12:21 AM, Impornant wrote: The Dick:

HP: 1
Instant incapacitates a survivor and then proceeds to take their anal virginity.

Badass. Good thing it's always gonna be fucked due to 1 hitpoint.

I got left4dead 2 recently and I wanted to try making up my own infected! Try to think of some, maybe draw a pretty picture of it, or help other illustrate theirs. I won't be drawing mine because my drawing ability is precisely dick.

THE MOLE:
HP: 2000
Abilities: Pops out of the ground and grabs a survivor, repeatedly smashing them against the ground and occasionally letting go and just punching and slapping them around. Will not let go until killed. Very loud roaring that you can hear from a distance and get to a high point.
Appearance (Can be replaced by a drawing): Black shorts covered with blood, rips, and tears, very long legs covered with scars, bruises, and scabs, slightly taller than smoker (smoker is the tallest infected, if he stands up straight, he is taller than the tank), large, muscular torso (not as big as tank), large fists, long claws, and red long-sleeved shirt with tears all over it, brown hair.
Primary attack: Grab a survivor from underground and pound it until you or they die, does 15 damage per hit, if you kill survivor, the Mole will automatically throw the body far away, if there is another survivor near, they will throw them at that survivor, and if it hits, the survivor is dealt 20 damage and is knocked down.
Secondary attack: they can quickly hit the secondary attack button after coming up from the ground or hit the primary attack button when not under a survivor to brak out of the ground and move around outside. Moves very fast, faster than the survivors do. When above ground, primary attack is an extremely strong punch with a very short range and is hard to hit, but if successful knocks survivor very far back and does 50 damage and has a 1 minute recharge, secondary when above ground is a regular punch with medium range and does 10 damage.

That's about it.

Make up your own too, have fun!

At 2/15/10 12:13 AM, Kyrbz wrote: Good idea, move it here tho, gonna get blasted by mods

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/15

Okay, thanks, I'll make one there, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3aexAaCV N8&feature=related#movie_player

I got left4dead 2 recently and I wanted to try making up my own infected! Try to think of some, maybe draw a pretty picture of it, or help other illustrate theirs. I won't be drawing mine because my drawing ability is precisely dick.

THE MOLE:
HP: 2000
Abilities: Pops out of the ground and grabs a survivor, repeatedly smashing them against the ground and occasionally letting go and just punching and slapping them around. Will not let go until killed. Very loud roaring that you can hear from a distance and get to a high point.
Appearance (Can be replaced by a drawing): Black shorts covered with blood, rips, and tears, very long legs covered with scars, bruises, and scabs, slightly taller than smoker (smoker is the tallest infected, if he stands up straight, he is taller than the tank), large, muscular torso (not as big as tank), large fists, long claws, and red long-sleeved shirt with tears all over it, brown hair.
Primary attack: Grab a survivor from underground and pound it until you or they die, does 15 damage per hit, if you kill survivor, the Mole will automatically throw the body far away, if there is another survivor near, they will throw them at that survivor, and if it hits, the survivor is dealt 20 damage and is knocked down.
Secondary attack: they can quickly hit the secondary attack button after coming up from the ground or hit the primary attack button when not under a survivor to brak out of the ground and move around outside. Moves very fast, faster than the survivors do. When above ground, primary attack is an extremely strong punch with a very short range and is hard to hit, but if successful knocks survivor very far back and does 50 damage and has a 1 minute recharge, secondary when above ground is a regular punch with medium range and does 10 damage.

That's about it.

At 2/14/10 10:58 PM, SkittleKitten wrote: Im in favor of this one.

I lol'd. I wish I could have thought of something like that, I could make millions of jokes about it! Then I would use the stoned emote because I'm cool because I smoke pot and cry myself to sleep due to loneliness!

At 2/14/10 10:51 PM, treysongz wrote:

At 2/14/10 10:49 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote:

At 2/14/10 10:46 PM, treysongz wrote: o rly?

I do not see you anywhere on that picture.

o rly?

So i herd u liek kfc?

At 2/14/10 09:00 PM, treysongz wrote:

At 2/14/10 08:44 PM, LeNoir wrote: That latin/mexican guy is one ugly motherfucker.

why does every single person on newgrounds think hes latin? or you dumb as fuck, you can all critic on people's spelling but you can't realise someone's race, he's blatantly asian you bellends!

Nice use of the word "blatant"

At 2/10/10 05:51 AM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: Give him another Officer rank :P

A Colonels an O-6 if I recall correctly,
Maybe he doesn't even know what an officer is in the Air Force, Marines, Army so.... never mind >.>

Tell him to atleast say it right if he's going to blurt out the same word on a constant cycle

We were playing Left 4 Dead 2, that would just be silly. He would probably say officker and blame it on africans or canadians or something.

At 2/9/10 06:17 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote: It all depends on who's inside

the pope, yes. Paris hilton, no

Paris Hilton would just die of intense orgasm from that's hotness and suffer no pain.

At 2/10/10 05:51 AM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: Give him another Officer rank :P

A Colonels an O-6 if I recall correctly,
Maybe he doesn't even know what an officer is in the Air Force, Marines, Army so.... never mind >.>

Tell him to atleast say it right if he's going to blurt out the same word on a constant cycle

I did, he just says "I am saying it right I'm pronouncing it British-ly!" not fucking kidding.

My friend Peyton suddenly has a weird fetish for the word "colonel". He won't stop saying it, even in places it doesn't fit: (Playing left 4 dead 2 after he killed a Witch) "OH FUCK YEAH I'M LIKE A COLONEL!"
He's done this before, and normally I would just ignore it because he's has an obsession with one word at a time, changing it every once in a while and rarely mentioning the last word he loved to say since we met in fucking kindergarten, and we're both 27 now. You know how it's pronounced like kernel? He pronounces it "Call - Uh - Null" and for some reason that really pisses me off. When I ask him why he says that that's the "British way of pronouncing it," but that's fucking retarded. We aren't British, and that's not how British say colonel. He'll argue about that forever. Do any of you do that or know anyone else that pronounces colonel like a total retard?

At 2/7/10 03:22 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 2/7/10 03:13 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote: TEEN ANGST!!!GRRRRRRR!!!!!

^^

This. Shut up and stop going to JewTube. It always sucked and it always will

LOLOLLO YOU SAID JEW INSTEAD OF YOU DATS PUNNY

At 2/7/10 03:16 PM, Surreality wrote: Why is it that idiots seem to make up the vast majority of internet users?

Congratulations on your first post! How did you get a backwards b in the 5th word?

There are people out there who are just so god damned stupid. A small list and descriptions:

Seriously, what's with all the faggots who think that Gaara on Naruto is cool?: There are so many people that think a 13 year old redhead who kills people by trapping them and crushing them and juicing them of their blood like he's squeezing the juice out of an orange is cool, cute, hot, that kind of shit.

People who have some weird wolf fetish: I see them on youtube all the time, they form little "packs" with "mates" and shit and use asterisks to "interact" with each other on their channels, it's all really retarded and gay.

Twilight fans: enough said.

I might think more up later, but now I'm getting bored of it.

I one time dreamed that I woke up in the middle of the night, very late pitch dark and nothing to light the room but my lava lamp I incidentally had actually accidentally left on the last morning and i couldn't move. I couldn't turn my head, I couldn't get up, I just couldn't move. I was stuck there, and suddenly my radio started blasting loud death metal music that scared the shit out of me. I woke of covered in my piss.

Nice RickRolls in your signature.