At 7/20/09 10:55 PM, kikomannnn wrote:

i didn't make fun of penis size! What?? Fuck you lol!

*Slaps forehead* I didn't mean you! I was talking about that MasterJarri person.

At 7/20/09 10:37 PM, zamorakwizardwarrior wrote:
finaly someone else whoi realizes how racict this topic is will someone please mute this poster for making racist comments and ban his posts

Dude, I wouldn't really call this topic too racist, it's not that big a deal, really. I think tons of races have a lot of people that look alike; not just Asians. Though, I think the OP is an idiot and the douche that kept talking about Asian penis size probably just has a stub or something.

To the OP: You're generalizing Asians way too much. A Chinese man isn't gonna look like a Japanese. Same goes for say, and an Italian and a German. Genetics tend to stay strong within a race and country. Of course, in America there's heinz 57 all around. That's not the case in other countries around the world. It seems like common sense to me.
Does that clear things up?

At 3/2/09 08:16 PM, g0t wrote: I would say you're all retards. Why not pick the language where you can express everything. There are some words you cannot translate into english from other languages.

A language like arabic is one in where it is possible to express anything.

But which type of Arabic? It's still too complex to ever become a universal language IMO. The Latin alphabet would surely be favored over the Arabic writing system anyways.

At 3/2/09 07:22 PM, shortfusetemper wrote: Well English is the most complex... Maybe we should go back to Latin where there is only like 6 endings for nouns.

Is that sarcasm? Latin has got to be the most sklgjlsjhlksjhljfs language ever. It's 10x harder than it should be. Declensions can go to hell.

At 3/2/09 07:12 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 3/2/09 07:10 PM, Zerok wrote: If we had to scale it back to ONE language it would be best to NOT use pretty much the most complex language on earth.

>:|

This.

A language like Spanish would work. It's pretty simple. Definitely a lot less confusing than English.

Meh, maybe if this would actually be possible. Languages are too deeply rooted in culture, I really don't think people would just up and leave there language. There should be some sort of new universal language to go alongside with all other languages. Esperanto and all other universal intended languages have already failed, but who knows.

I used to be. But now, I really don't ask for anything other than necessities. My parents won't let me work anyways, so there's really nothing I can do about it. Even though I was spoiled, I still got my share of punishments when I acted up.

...you've gotta be kidding me. Asians=People from Asia, India is in Asia therefore Indians are Asian. If Asians don't exist, it makes even less sense that Caucasians exist.

and we don't all have small penises!

Just strip down all the way already. Or at least cover yourself in whip cream or chocolate syrup. That'd be quite something to see.

Hopefully the smart people will be smart enough to kill off all the idiots before it gets to that point. I blame the original 'gangsters'.

Show us your muscles. ;3

At 12/23/08 07:38 PM, speeling wrote:
And then there is always the fuck who over-disiplines the children. If they do one thing wrong (like joke around and act stubborn in a funny way that would make everyone laugh), they get grounded and in a bunch of trouble, like then sent to a physciatrist. The sad thing is, I'm not kidding. I'm glad my parents don't do that, but Jebus, I just want to shoot the motherfuckers.

Yea. Honestly, it's so hard to find good parents no days. Luckily, my parents are 'old school' in a way, but only in the aspect of knowing how to properly discipline their children. What they went through(or what I've been told they went through) I would majorly consider child abuse, cause I know some damage was left. However, with me, if I ran my mouth, it was a smack to the face or a pinch, and if it was bad, it was a belt to the butt. Then 30 minutes later, everything was fine with the world and I didn't act up anymore. I've never been grounded once, because my parents never got grounded. It's just a waste of breathe and doesn't do a single thing.

But as to what happened in the store, I think the mother of the child is stupid, the other lady is a nosy idiot, and the child is a brat. The only way I could see 'child endangerment' is when that child grows up, the child will be a danger to society which leads the child into danger himself when he gets into a gang and gets shot up.

But who knows anymore.

At 12/23/08 07:18 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote:
see, here we go again. your brainwashed. im not miserable, im quite content.

you think just because i think christmas is bullshit that im a miserable person? no. wrong.

Lol, just because someone is happy about something means they're brainwashed? Expected from someone that says middle class people are poor. Making the best out of something makes much more sense than just hating it.

You seem pretty bitter to me. You can get your point across without attacking the holiday itself. I think you're bullshit to be quite honest, but best of wishes anyways. :)

Lol, why does anyone waste their time on people who want to be so miserable? If this guy wants to be the ebenezer scrooge, then just let him go for it, while the rest of us are with family, having a great time.

Meh, I hate what China has turned into. They might as well just forget about their past culture and create an entirely new one. What happened to the good ol' days when they all knew kung fu? Now they're losing all of their smarts because of over breeding.

At 12/3/08 03:55 AM, ZyklonB wrote: welcome to the real world, realizing that life isn't what you hoped it would be is the first step in the direction of suicide.

Psh, real world my ass. This real world you speak of is only for either people who run into extremely bad luck, or those that don't plan their future properly.

To the OP: Sorry dude, that really sucks. I can't relate since I have a pretty good life right now, but I'm sure things will look up eventually. Once you get your degree, things should go smoother from there. Once you get a good job, make decent money, move out of your mom's, get a car(and make enough money for gas), you'll probably be able to learn all those things you wanna learn, and do all the things you wanna do. Although like you already mentioned, the current situation you're in is completely your fault, but just as you got yourself into that mess, you can get out if you plan things right.

At 11/4/08 10:20 PM, thedo12 wrote:
how is that jus tthe guys fualt?

if someone takes advantage of your trust its your fualt?

My bad. Of course, an evil beotch taking advantage of you like that is also at fault. But that's besides my point that they still should be using protection.

Ex. Protection+birth control=99.99repeating chance that she won't get pregnant.

You shouldn't just rely on birth control, ever.

At 11/4/08 03:43 PM, Cornbucket wrote: People do things that don't make sense all the time.

I know at least three different acquaintances who've basically been 'trapped' by their girlfriends. In each case they thought their girl was on birth control pills but for one reason or another the girls had stopped taking them altogether. It's like they thought that'd enable them to keep their boyfriends forever or something.

That's still the guys fault. I'm sure that example happens a lot, so the guy should be smart enough to still use protection, or make his partner use protection. People really should start using their head and stop living only for the moment.

Well, I really think it's better for stupid people to learn from their mistakes.
So go ahead and smoke, and just see what happens.

I'm sure the average person would know what the heck is gonna happen.

Easy, I'd say "My purpose...is to live."

It's the simplest answer that barely anyone ever thinks of.

Although 2 other people already beat me to it, surprisingly.

At 10/21/08 10:50 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: ummm just dont go into certain neighborhoods at niight.

This statement is true everywhere, not just Florida.

florida is kind of the armpit of america and the white trash capitol.

I beg to differ. Due to Florida's population, crime is common in some areas, but it's worse in California due to their population also. There aren't that many 'ghetto' cities, but they still exist. As for white trash, I'm sure it's 'capitol' isn't in Florida.
Psh, armpit of America my ass.

As for people complaining about the heat, it's not all that bad. You'll freeze your ass off in the winter, so it evens out.

There's a lot to do in Florida, so good luck.

Hmmmm, tough choices. Health Sciences interest me the least, but to choose among the other science choices, it would take me a long while to choose. Though out of the non-science categories, I'd choose Anthropology, since the other two would probably end up being boring.

Lol, my friend's watching that in her history class too. High five to awesome teachers!

At 10/5/08 10:13 PM, acerose wrote:
I don't think that extremists in any religion are an accurate gauge of anyone. I know a ton of muslims and none of them think that people should be killed for not beieving in Islam. Anyone who would hypocrisize (improvised word :]) their teachings to "remove" or "purify" "threats" or "infidels" shouldn't be considered a person of that religion.

Ah, I'm glad you brought this up. You know the Al Qaeda and the Abu Sayyaf? They kill for and in the name of Allah. They do horrible things for their god, because it's what they think is meant to be done. Just like long ago when the Spanish was all powerful, they forced they're religion on everyone and killed anyone who opposed it. Puritans-hung everyone that even sneezed. 'WWWIITTTCCCHH!!!' *snicker* It entertains me reading about certain stupidities of humans. People totally disregard some of the most important things in religion 'Though shall not kill' 'Love thy neighbor as yourself' etc. Who knows though. Perhaps the gods meant for us to kill each other in the name of themselves. =/

I agree on your point "Science can't disprove faith, and faith can't disprove science", for the most part. Hoever, I do disagree with it to an extent. There is science is religions (or the ones I have attempted to study at least [Christianity and Catholicism]), just as there is faith in Atheism. The science in faith, you should look at my other post, since I don't want to write it again, and the faith in science is that they accept the fact that the universe created itself completely on faith the way we (religious people) accept that god is infinite.

Meh, there is 'faith in science' and 'faith in atheism' but they don't see it as faith. They see it as they're right and intellectually superior. It think saying that there's fact in science is a more accurate wording.

Agnosticism as far as I can tell is based on the complete LACK of faith. If nothing else it is more scientific than Atheism. The refuse to take anything on faith alone, and some of the greatest minds ever have been Agnostic.

Complete lack of faith? How do you figure? I'd think that they're on the borderline between having faith and having none whereas atheists have none.

The main problem I see with trying to reason out God is this. Reason does not apply to the controller. It is the same as a lucid dream. If God (to quote PSY_JACK) "want(s) a dog, with the head of the President, dancing with a scuba diver. . . (he) makes it." (the book was talking about a lucid dreamer, not God)

So you're saying we're in control of our own world basically. Exactly. We don't see God helping us really. He doesn't help all those people starving in Africa. He doesn't stop the evil in humans from making us stupid. He doesn't do anything we can see if he does do anything at all. We pray, and hope he will answer our prayers. Sure, most of the time he 'answers'. Coincidence of not, we'll never know until we die.

Personally, I think its better not to get preachy and annoying. I just let people live their lives, and tell them what they want to know if they ask. Works for me, and people don't hate me (as far as religion goes. . .).

Exactly. Religion and beliefs shouldn't be expressed because there are too many intolerant people out there. Best thing to do is just believe stongly in what you believe in and respect others beliefs.

A point of question for you preachy Atheists and Agnostics out there, people tend to try to live a good life when they follow a religion, so why is it a problem? I can understand someone getting preachy about religion out of sympathy for the others well being in the long run, but being preachy about NOT believing? Why is it a problem if somone believes in God?

Human stupidity.

I say, we put this whole thing behind us, because people get angry about religion frequently, and anger is no fun.

Meh, impossible. Anger will live on forever and ever.

Heh, who knows. It could be just going to heaven and staying there forever, or maybe going there and coming back to earth when you want. Maybe reincarnation. Maybe we die in one dimension, but we live on in the next not knowing we ever died. The possibilities are quite endless and will probably stay unknown for all eternity.

At 10/5/08 09:27 PM, CherinoGears wrote:
RIGHT! i mean what the fuck is up with all these religion bashers? I mean its not like we're out doing anything wrong, most religious people try to live good fruitful lives and some people just get a bitch boner about it.

Umm, no. If you have any extremely religious person in the Christian faith, almost any at least, they will totally push their religion onto everyone around them. It's just their nature because they're so caught up in it being true and if they see anyone 'opposing' morals or going against the Holy Bible(which I'm beginning to think is outdated and written for the very simple mind centuries ago) they totally turn into hypocrites and will do whatever they can to go against eliminate this 'threat'.

Same can go for extreme atheists. They're equally as retarded.

Whether God exists or not, we won't know until either A) Our death or B) The freakin' apocalypse. Science can't disprove faith, and faith can't disprove science. It's completely pointless and stupid to blab on about if there is a God. Believe in what you believe in, and respect others beliefs.

F. Laugh at the person for their stupidity and made them look like an ass.

Obviously this is something to talk to your doctor about.

Well, obvious to most of us, but perhaps not to you.

I'm sure you doctor can help and get rid of your issue. Any kind of drug like that will usually have an undesirable result when taken too often, but chances are that no one on Newgrounds can really help you much.

Hope you get better.

Smashing coconuts with karate chops...is that even possible?

Besides for those kung fu masters that have nothing better to do, of course.

I wonder how many people on Newgrounds are even in marching band...

My school hosted one last week. Good times

Have fun! :D

Why why why? =/