I can't believe I have been here for so long and never had any spam. I was actually thinking about that the other day.. never a ad that spams the forums.. or email leaks or anything... then last night... I got the most dreaded thing in my PM inbox.

what's up,

From: Jacqueline22jy
Sent: 03/20/09 00:26
Subject: hey, how's it going!
I was browsin thru for ppl like moi, and I hit your profile. You appear to be a reasonably remarkable person, but I'm quite new at how things work here, & dont really know what's going on around here. Can't they have some sort of chat thing here?? Well, i can't stand writing messages to ppl, and potentially never receiving an answer. Well, if you are interested in chatting with me, u can check me over @ date-galaxy.com?id=3590 , my name over there is chillbunny.

So, ya, maybe we'll talk. I'm always looking to meet more people.
Ava Peterson

It looks like even custom coding has gone the way of the wind. No more defeating spam bots :-(

-Mark

At 12/15/07 02:38 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote: Here in America we have TiVo

and it's amazing

+ DVR

At 12/9/07 04:21 PM, DarkSytze wrote:

At 12/9/07 03:31 PM, MarkWillett wrote: Here ya be!

Sorry I am at work right now, so I had to post my work desktop :-). But it has Newgrounds.com as the background.

where do you work? software/game programmer?

Aye, I am currently working for Blizzard US North now as a 3D Plains programmer, or someone that checks clipping errors.. thats about it.

Here ya be!

Sorry I am at work right now, so I had to post my work desktop :-). But it has Newgrounds.com as the background.

At 9/24/07 10:43 AM, DearonElensar wrote:

At 9/24/07 12:48 AM, greenkube wrote: Microsoft SQL Express is fairly easy to start off with as well. And its free, just limited in some functionality.

Yeah but MySQL and PostgreSQL are both completely free, have no limitations, and MySQL offers an awesome management tool through phpMyAdmin (which almost all hosts offer)

I am going to go with:
PHP for ease and use, even CGI
with MySQL being the most stable I have encountered, free, and ease to use also.

Very flexable and easy as hell to understand.

At 9/24/07 02:30 AM, greenkube wrote: I am tossing around the idea of redesigning my site, primarily in .net with some Flash attributes. I drew up the first prototype and wanted to get some constructive criticism on it. Something about it just doesn't look right and I cannot figure out what that is so hopefully you guys can help.

Prototype 2

I like the sides.. the best way for those is to use <div> tags and float them, that way you can have a steady background image repeating, and then have a transparent div image on the sides for your arrows :-). As far as design's go.. have you thought about your table layout? Also how are you going to control it.. table rendering or css?

At 9/24/07 03:27 PM, Naterkix wrote: I hope I'm putting this in the right section...

Anyway, what is the HTML code to embed a Flash movie into a webpage? I've tried embed src but it always puts scroll bars. I'd like to embed it so it looks like it's part of the page, like when you click to watch a movie here, how it looks in the smaller window that pops up.

<object width="YOUR WIDTH HERE" height="YOUR HEIGHT HERE">
<param name="movie" value="FILENAME.SWF HERE">
<embed src="FILENAME.SWF HERE" width="YOUR WIDTH HERE" height="YOUR HEIGHT HERE">
</embed>
</object>

Hope that helps.

At 9/21/07 07:09 PM, elbekko wrote: I don't see anything directly wrong with that code.

Could you perhaps post a little more than those few lines?

I actually figured it out, ironically it was something stupid. The code:

".sed_build_ipsearch($row['user_lastip'])."</li>";

I did a boo boo and instead of typing ", I did '' which is 2x ' .. so I fat fingered and did something completely moronic, and well the syntax error was wrong. But now the site is working complete and stable.

http://thedemocracyguild.com/site

if you want to check it out :-).

Thanks all that posted.

So I felt I was fairly decent and knowledgeable when it came to PHP but for the first time in a bit, I seem to be having some problems.

The code:

$sql = sed_sql_query("SELECT user_id, user_name, user_lastip FROM $db_users WHERE user_lastip='$ipmask1' ");
	$totalmatches = sed_sql_numrows($sql);
	$plugin_body .= "<p>Found ".$totalmatches." matche(s) for ".$ipmask1." : <ul>";

	while ($row = sed_sql_fetcharray($sql))
		{
		$plugin_body .= "<li>".sed_build_user($row['user_id'], sed_cc($row['user_name']))." : ".sed_build_ipsearch($row['user_lastip'])."</li>";

Is throwing an error. But to me it looks fine. It outputs a list like its supposed to of usernames and connected IP's based of the database,. The error it gives me is that it expects a syntax ';' near line 331, which is the last line of the code linked... but it seems like I ended all the code.. Am I blind?

Thanks for the help.

... i didnt know if I should laugh, or cry at the OP's topic, until I read it, and then realized.. you live in America.

Heres is mine.

I still by far the best tasting thing is Cup'o'Noodles with Franks Red Hot Sauce. Try it :-)

Ok well this is what I have to ask and say. As you all ready know Tom I sent you a few emails about it, thanks for the fast reply. I wanted to ask after reading the front post, a few questions that popped in my head:

Are you planning on making the area/bulding that you get a design location like a work area, or is it going to be a office/entertainment area maybe like a little lounge with computers in it?

As for renting the rest of it. Please I am already intrested in that. How much would it cost for a place to sleep and live in the back , maybe a location to host Skuddle Media when its up and running and son on. Please hit us up on that one.

Downtime? Ok well if everything is running off of home office and computers how much downtime will newgrounds recieve when the server is relocated/IP changed from the incoming lines, switchboards all setup again, and new networking? Its going to be a pain.

Creative Team? Are you planning on making a creative team that works for newgrounds? Maybe one that has a office to go to and creates flash animations for the web based on ideas etc like JibJab media. This way it continues to show the spotlight on newgrounds?

Your goals are becoming physical assets and your being able to check and knick them out one by one. First Newgrounds, then a videogame, now a building, I see a empire growing fast.

Heres an idea: " You should open a media center that people can come too, to work on flash movies for newgrounds, and when they make it using *cough* Legally *cough* on computers there with real registered versions of flash, then have a little Official Newgrounds Intro kinda like the loading ones used to have that flashed on the tank and Newgrounds.Com then loaded the movie, but something says: Created in the Newgrounds.com Flash Lounge or something. Charge a membership fee.. you got it made.

-CranberryClock

At 6/14/02 11:38 PM, JmBd wrote:

At 6/14/02 07:05 PM, traekwon_ wrote:

At 6/12/02 01:41 AM, Zwingo wrote: What happened to NG? Wheres all the fun pron banners at the top with the XX link at the top right anyone knoticed it?

it's being replaced with this

As soon as I knew Trae respond. I knew it was gonna be something funny =)

Actually thats pretty funny. Fucking stupid shit. hehehe i have a nice body.

What happened to NG? Wheres all the fun pron banners at the top with the XX link at the top right anyone knoticed it?

At 6/7/02 01:36 PM, uhoh_spagettio wrote: Yay If I had any money I would buy that clock but i dont sooo Ill have to wait! Money need Money : ).

Erg! Damn creditcard company, im on it though i want that stuff, my card didnt go through...*redoes it in about 20 mintues

Sorry wade i emailed you back with that stuff

At 6/7/02 12:44 PM, Nervs wrote: READ MY ARTICLE ON ALIENNATURES LATEST TOPIC!
IT. WILL. CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE.

the NSA,the CIA,the FBI,the DSD,the GCHQ,the STOA
THEY ARE ALL OUT AFTER TOTAL SURVALLIENCE,

BEWARE!

HAHA wade, guess what? i just spent about 100$ at the NG store. I bought 1 NGLOGO clock, 1 pico 2 mouse pad, a assisn shirt a pico 2 shirt and a coffecup with th ng logo on it :)

w00T

At 6/1/02 07:09 PM, GooseberryClock wrote: Where did you get that program? Because I know someone else who could use it.

You will need to pay me for it, I made it

At 6/1/02 03:52 PM, Poodgie wrote:

At 6/1/02 03:34 PM, Losperman wrote: A door is never a jar, it's just a door. If it were ajar, then it would be open.

Ah, you're clever. Too clever by half.

A Plane was flying from Mexico to Canada. It started having some engine problems and crashed right on the border of America and Canada. Where would they bury the survivors?

At 6/1/02 06:32 PM, EZ3 wrote:

At 6/1/02 06:09 PM, Zwingo wrote: Hey this is Zwingo,

Many have comlained, where can I get a website? How about geocities? or anglefire. then people complain that its not good cause of they donat allow alot of space.. and they have a slow rate, and there customer service sux and they only support html. Well...

I am here to offer you the chance of a lifetime :)

Thats right :) We here at zwingo.net have opened a new service. Zwingo.net now does hosting for all you files and whatever. There are some drawbacks to the system right now some of which are..

No cgi,pl,DBM,MySQL,PrgtSQL, or anything that calls a server command is yet available.

You are allowed to upload anything you want, shtml, flash, xml, tubedata, html, xhtml, css, php...blah blah blah :)

You are NOT allowed to have pornagraphic material. Any such material that is seen will terminate your files and then you will be punished by IP banishment.

This is a free service and you get 9999999k of disk space, so comeone over nad try it out. And if your site is a hit..guess what you get.. your very own, www.zwingo.net/yourlink. if it does better then you get a www.yours.zwingo.net and even better well buy you a domain..
Check it out, http://www.zwingo.net

Wow, thats very generous of you. But i need afew questions answered. Does your hosting support ASP? and what is the OS of the server? Also how much bandwidth do we get?

The server is a UNIX MODE server, there is unlimted bandwidth :) and it will support ASP but not a ASP DBM where it calls any files :( sorry.. you can link outside sources into it like setup a board and et the news and the ssi txt to upload it into your and the server will mod the rest :)

Hey this is Zwingo,

Many have comlained, where can I get a website? How about geocities? or anglefire. then people complain that its not good cause of they donat allow alot of space.. and they have a slow rate, and there customer service sux and they only support html. Well...

I am here to offer you the chance of a lifetime :)

Thats right :) We here at zwingo.net have opened a new service. Zwingo.net now does hosting for all you files and whatever. There are some drawbacks to the system right now some of which are..

No cgi,pl,DBM,MySQL,PrgtSQL, or anything that calls a server command is yet available.

You are allowed to upload anything you want, shtml, flash, xml, tubedata, html, xhtml, css, php...blah blah blah :)

You are NOT allowed to have pornagraphic material. Any such material that is seen will terminate your files and then you will be punished by IP banishment.

This is a free service and you get 9999999k of disk space, so comeone over nad try it out. And if your site is a hit..guess what you get.. your very own, www.zwingo.net/yourlink. if it does better then you get a www.yours.zwingo.net and even better well buy you a domain..
Check it out, http://www.zwingo.net

At 5/30/02 11:00 PM, Captain_Hook_28 wrote:

This may be a dumb answer, but a pendulum?

Good guess, but no not correct.
Keep it up.
Hint: the answer is easier then first meets the eye.

heh, i dont know that one.. but i have a tricky one..

Theres a whole 68x8x10 how much dirt do you have?

At 5/30/02 11:30 PM, biggusdiccus wrote: If your a Republican you can call it your trunk.

Mine goes by LilJoe

At 5/30/02 11:35 PM, biggusdiccus wrote: the cushy cave.

im suprised no one said these

Pu tang
coochie
Sweet spot
Tapper
Sweet Hole
Sweet Spot
Hole in 1
Tulips...think about it ;)
Sun dont shine
TACO

At 5/30/02 11:38 PM, EntropiCIock wrote:

At 5/29/02 08:16 AM, Pantomime_Horse wrote:

At 5/29/02 02:37 AM, stuntzzzzzzz wrote: if you are a virgin don't be ashamed your only a desperate nerd

HA HA

Actually most the desperate nerds I knew ended up fathering many children at an early age with grotesquely fat girls, A desperate person is very often someone who thinks about sex all the time & makes are whore of themselves, Virgins are usually virgins because sex is not that important to tmem(therefore they aren't desperate), & if it ever was it soon becames something that doesn't matter anymore........There, you generalised (so-called) train of logic is all facked up.

i agree, check out this example

WADES NOT A VIRGIN! AHAH!

I invented the spoorkife

At 5/31/02 01:25 AM, SuperLethal wrote:

At 5/30/02 12:23 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 5/30/02 10:10 AM, SHIZNIC wrote: I was thinking about Wade Fulp's appearance and knew he looked familiar. Somebody probably mentioned this before but I just noticed it.

Tom Green's son?
Maybe...

Well considering Tom Green is only a couple years older than me I dont' think I'd be his son. :) People have been saying I look like Tom Green for a long time now.

Wade should try out for the Tom Green stunt devils =)

Actually it struck me really hard when i ws in history and i looked across the room and saw wade, realizing this was my friend Ryan...he looks like wade from the side... Ph33Rz

At 5/30/02 11:47 PM, trunks62 wrote: sorry if i sounding confusing on my last post.
What I meant to say is I would like all of the anti-clock crew characters. (Ex. Crow-clock)
I would appreciate if you gave me a link (Ex. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=46484)
Thank you.
Also I would like to add I dont hate the clock crew, some of there movies are pretty cool.
Never assume anything, unless you have undoubtable evidence saying otherwise.
I dont have to use the clock crew in my movie, but its the only thing I can think of that has alot of characters. Anyways.
I only hate stupid annoying people.
cheese_clock is 1 of them.
Later

YAY a nonclock hater... +1

At 5/31/02 01:27 AM, TheNewAuk wrote: Not really a game, as such, but it's cool. Main Street cool, even:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=53090

twas an alrighty thingy

At 5/31/02 01:25 AM, Losperman wrote:

At 5/30/02 11:15 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 5/30/02 10:49 PM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote:

What? No one for me to ban? :(

You can ban that johnboy123 guy for being blatantly racist. :)

Wade looks abit tired