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At 7/27/08 06:09 AM, CashClock wrote:

At 7/27/08 04:40 AM, EMINEM08 wrote: Yes because when girla have sex they are slutty? Well, if you reall want to embarrass her, you should take a picture of her when she's naked and PM it to me.

AND ME!

And me!

Actually, that hole I carved in the wall suits me fine.

At 7/27/08 05:06 AM, esko-man wrote: Haha, looks like someone got to his NG account...

Good thing I'm not stupid enough to have "marino" as my NG password right?

The cataclysmic truth is now storming my mind.

What am I doing here? I'm on the internet at 2 am making fun of my sister who is busy having a life in the room next to me. What led me to this point? What would my mother think? Was it my uncle, who always hugged me in his so called "Special" way when I was younger? Perhaps it was the way that the Ice Cream man never accepted my money as the proper kind of payment. Why haven't I too, been out there chasing girls and playing the social game? How has sulking on the web late at night always beaten out those other options?

All of the memory's are flooding back now, the boys locker was the highlight of my day back in grade school, I always enjoyed time with my father far to much, and I have about 7gb of gay furry porn nestled away into the folders of my hard disk. Has my life really been a shame? Hiding my true self behind a nest of lie's for the sake of normality? The last time I expressed a hint of interest in boys my father spanked me and sent me to my room, where I furiously masturbated to the memory. And now, I sit here laughing with people on the internet about my sister, when I should be the laughing stock. But no more, I'm not hiding behind a facade anymore. Now the world will see the true, fabulous me. Be right back Newgrounds, I'm going to go suck some fucking cock!

Pass: marino

Age of sister: 19

I would post her number, but then someone would inevitably tell her that her brother gave them it, and I would get in a lot of shit. Sorry. :(

She has a Facebook, but I'm not giving it out for the exact same reason. I'll post more pictures if you guys want me to, though..

Ugh. She is a really stuck up overdramatic bitch, though, she isn't worth the time.

At 7/27/08 03:31 AM, Ragenaric wrote: make an 4chan post

it will become famous overnight

4chan? Sorry, I refuse to go on that website. If you want to make it for me; go ahead.

Due to a bad case of insomnia, I have been unable to fall asleep. Instead, I have resorted to lying awake for hours on end. As I was trying to go to bed; I heard strange noises coming from my sister's room. I get up and put my ear against the wall (her room is directly next to mine), and guess what I heard: yes, obviously sex. In particular, I heard moaning and soft tapping. And no, she wasn't masturbating. My evidence? After a little bit, I heard her leave her room and go to the bathroom. She came back, and she had a conversation with a guy. Nope, I do not know who this guy is, in fact, I do not believe she has a boyfriend as she broke up with her boyfriend several weeks ago.

Why did I post this other then epic lulz?

I need a way to embarrass her. You see, this very same thing happened a few weeks ago, but all I did was knock on the door to let her know that I could hear her. This was not very satisfying to me and I felt that I wasted a good opportunity. Of course I told my friends, but I need a good story this time.

I thought of telling my whole family, but then my sister would obviously know it was me that told them. I've been thinking of either calling or texting her anonymously..

Yes, this is sadly true, as I would not make this up. This happened about a hour ago, at approx 2:00 AM EST.

This is my sister BTW, and yes, she always dresses like this unfortunately:

TLDR; I heard my sister having sex at 2 in the morning.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry (tried wet & too messy)

2. Are you circumcised?

Nope, my parents are not into infant genital mutilation.

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Pants, trash, toilet, & if I'm not lucky, floor.

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Never

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Always

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Daily - Weekly, sometimes i go every day, sometimes I completely forget about sex.

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Always. Ejaculation is the entire point of masturbation...

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Never.

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

What the fuck? Nope, sorry. Cartoons are not sexually arousing to me..

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Evening/Night.

You're welcome. :)

At 6/13/08 08:51 PM, gradenator wrote: I think that's what Einstein did.

Nope, Einstein thought belief in a god is "childish superstition".

For those of you who do not get it.

Abortion & Eugenics.

The less people the better!

At 5/18/08 07:21 AM, BuddhaGeo wrote:

:Yet there are people who play as the "peaceful Muslims" and don't participate in violence because of the fear of being punished after death.

Haha. That was really humorous!

You do know that the Judeo-Christian god ENCOURAGES violence, right?

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Wow. This thread really shows the ignorance of the modern day theist.

First of all, when your brain stops functioning for good, you are, by definition, DEAD.
Keeping someone attatched to a machine to give the illusion that they are alive is NOT NATURAL.

Secondly, it seems that a lot of you do not even know what atheism is. Atheism is not a belief. Atheism is the LACK OF BELIEF in any sort of deity. That is all. Many atheists believe in some sort of afterlife, just look at Buddhists. Buddhists are atheists that believe in reincarnation and Nirvana.

Any Questions?

The Christian answer: Adam and Eve sinned and introduced pain into the world.

The Ancient Greek answer: Pandora opened a box and pain entered the world.

The true answer: Pain is the body's way of telling us to get out of that painful situation because it is hurting our body. Pain is needed for there to be joy. Otherwise, joy would be mediocre, as you said.

PS, there are no gods.

Ok, first of all, debating religion on the internet is extremelly pointless, but I feel I must correct your nonsense.

Ok, science has nothing to say about anything supernatural. Most atheists simply use science to come to the very rational conclusion that there are no gods. Is this any different than using science to come to the conclusion that there are no fairies? No difference whatsoever.

In fact, you don't even need science to come to that conclusion, you just need common sense. The same with the realization of atheism.

I laugh at your claims that science actually SUGGESTS that there is a god. I'm sorry, you have been brainwashed. Anyways, I am done here.

True that. I can't help to comment when a religious topic is made though. Religious threads should be locked, IMO. All it does is get people angry.

" You would be an agnostic, since that is the path of least resistance."

Hm, I suppose you are a fairy agnostic as well?

"what proof or evidance do you possibly have that God did not existed."

In standard English, this question is:
"What proof or evidence do you have that suggests there is no god?"

See, what you are doing is shifting the burden of proof. If I were to say there is a pink invisible unicorn behind me, you would want evidence. I would be idiotic if I said "What proof or evidence do you have that suggests there is no pink invisible unicorn behind me?" And that, sir, is EXACTLY what you are doing. Before you want us logical thinkers to accept your sky daddy, you must first provide scientific evidence to support your ridiculous claims. Until then, fuck off. :)

Hm. Maybe if you thought for yourself you would already be an atheist. Then there would be no reason to argue with you. However, you decide to be a theist and have bullshit beliefs that you have to shove down other people's throats. You say that ATHEISTS shove their LACK of belief down other people's throats? You are talking like skepticism is a bad thing.

When I die. It will be the very last moment too. :)

Does anyone have a kid that we can test this hypothesis on?

'Nuff said.

Good job, thread starter!

Religious people should keep their religions to themselves. Anyone who tries to tell you that you have a soul, there is a god, there is an afterlife, ect. should go back to reading their fairy tales and leave us intelligent people alone. My grandparents are religious, and I have already deconverted my grandfather. He finnally saw how idiotic his beliefs are after all these years! Only if everyone could be deconverted!

Maybe there isn't supposed to be a pic?

Just because he doesn't have two front legs doesn't mean he isn't not a good looking dog.
I just feel bad for him.

I don't think ANYONE deserves a menstrual cycle..

At 4/14/08 07:38 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote:

At 4/13/08 08:01 PM, MARINO wrote: Give or take 50 years, we will be completely different.

The problem with that is that all religious people would be up in arms about that kind of thing. It's probably not going to happen until our society as a whole abandons our primitive, Bronze-Age mythology and superstition.

Why don't we as a society just leave the theists behind and advance? They can't hold us back forever.

Have you seen his userpage?

Read this post and tell me he is serious:

http://lardlord.newgrounds.com/