How can you politely yet directly tell a user on the Newgrounds BBS that you have actively engaged in sexual congress with their mother?

At 11/3/09 06:16 PM, Epic-Cheese wrote: I don't own the cd or listen to the music but it has to be done, "the best of Britney Spears in your pants." X D

STOP FUCKING BUMPING 2 YEAR OLD THREADS

At 10/20/09 12:54 AM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: 185 pounds, 14 inch arms, 23 inch legs, 32 inch waist.

Not sure about bench, 210 squat, 260 deadlift

Hahahahaha

Nice tits.

Also a little sunshine once in a while wouldn't kill you buddy.

Oh my fucking god I need that poster

God damnit I lagged for 4 years give me a break.

At 10/20/09 06:56 AM, Techno wrote: Who are you?

This.

Also anyone notice the most powerful power ranger was white?

At 10/18/09 01:32 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Knowing the typical NG user, I'd bring a heap of porno and use it as currency.

This.

Or maybe a pallette of cigarettes.

Snow.

No further explanation needed.

Just. Just fuck snow. Fuck it.

Dr Pepper tastes like Win.

and 27 other distinct delicious flavors.

At 10/6/09 05:21 PM, Sanjay wrote: We do not approve.

lol'd.

Also, they aren't blowing it up. They're mining it. If the moon can handle having it's ass beat with meteors and random shit smashing into it over centuries, I think it can handle a little boom.

At 9/16/09 11:19 PM, Violent-Jay wrote: xbox still sucks donkey balls. I did like gears of war though but oh well im going with the ps3. Iv always been a Final Fantasy fan and when the next one comes out sony will get it not xbox but also i want a blue ray player and dont want to have to pay for shitty xbox live when i can play online for free.

This guy's a prime example of my previous post, lol.

Just another Fanboy pissed that someone's getting an Xbox.

The failure rate has been greatly expanded from the actual truth. I've had my xbox 360 for about a year and a half, and haven't had any problems at all. Most of the horror stories you'll hear now are from Playstation "Fanboys" or from people just looking to shit on someone's day.

I'd say if you have the cash, go for it, but make sure to invest in Xbox Live otherwise you'll probably get bored very early.

what... what the fuck?

what is this I don't even

Megan goddamn fox by a fucking landslide

At 9/8/09 01:06 AM, Spaghetti14 wrote:

At 9/8/09 12:47 AM, Presidentjlh wrote: Gentlemen, we have the sequel to the movie "The Number 23".

"The Number 7: Whole Lotta Coincidences"

I was thinking of that.
23 is the real satanic universal number.

Inb4 anymore shitty Jim Carey movies.

mmm, delicious copypasta.

I HAVE ALSO WRITTEN A SCRIPT. LOL

For every post in this thread I will bombard Ruck's house with a dead kitten shot from a potato gun.

Potatogunclock.

Inb4 one of the Mods wakes up from their afternoon nap

At 8/10/09 11:36 PM, idiot-buster wrote: You guys don't know what a mindfuck is....i've seen all of these before and all were easy. ARD was right about this. I went in to my massive archive and pulled out a true mindfuck.

As seen below:
You will never see it.

Well hello thar, pedobear.

So this is what happens when 4chan goes down.

At 7/1/09 04:30 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: The server is overloading.

/end of discussion.

/agree with this.

I'll just leave this here.

As much as I can't believe I'm saying this,

this thread makes me wish Sarai was still a mod.

At 6/29/09 04:39 PM, ngman7 wrote: That's nice Piss but please no shout outs.

I fucking lol'd

OP fails fucking hardcore, but this thread is definitely saved by the couple fellas stepping up.

Bravo, gents.

At 6/2/09 03:21 PM, ngman7 wrote: What I hate is if you aren't looking at or discussing porn other people think something's wrong with you.

I just thought you'd like to know, I just watched some porn.

It was delightful.

SUEPRMAN WOULD BE FUCKIN PROUD OF YOU, NGMAN.

At 6/2/09 02:17 PM, mastershake141 wrote:

At 6/2/09 02:16 PM, Marcus wrote: 14 sliders?

Jesus, enjoy your stroke you fat fuck.

It was after football practice, Enjoy your stroke you lazy fuck.

Oh lawdy lawdy is dat sum internetz rage?

Seriously though. Fast food is bad enough for you, but 14? They're fuckin delicious but don't wind up like that asshat from "Super Size Me"

Kidney/Liver damage, irreparable artery blockage etc

14 sliders?

Jesus, enjoy your stroke you fat fuck.

Where the fuck is Vpoy when you want some good ol` fashion scat