Yeah, I've been wrestling with this myself. On one hand, I hate her so much because she thinks that she's a rock star and I wish that she would go die in a fire. On the other hand, I wanna do her. So, yeah.

Excatly, man! If you do it, go ahead. If you're doing it to protest cruelty, go ahead even more. If you're doing it because you think humans shouldn't at all, that's stupid but whatever. But I don't have to do anything.

I knew a vegetaian and she cooked meat for me all the time. Then, one day I saw her eat a piece of my food, so I was freaked out. Then she told me she swiched the meat for soy/tofu/whatever this time. I didn't notice anything.

Sorry for the random tangent. Anyway, I agree.

Nice! Anything for a good cause! A brave man, you are. Rock on!

OK, this post is for people that have been tracking my posts and the websites. You probably won't know what I'm talking about if you haven't, but feel free to read anyway.

There's been some new developments. Seabed's Nectar has been approved for sale in America. Jaime is going insane thanks to eating the Nectar, and I found a secret message in the Slusho! site. I guess I'll discuss these for everyone.

The Nectar being approved for sale kind of opens up the whole plot line to me. The monster (or monsters) craves the Nectar. That's why it destroyed the Chuai station with no oil. The station was mining the Nectar. Now the Nectar is in America, and with the creature's supply destroyed it obviously wants more. That may be why it venture's to New York.

This revalation and the new Jaime and Teddy video really show the nature of the Nectar. It's highly addictive, it makes people (or creatures) stronger, and over time it causes clouding of the mind. That might show why a creature that's usually peaceful (like a whale, maybe?) would go on a rampage.

OK, now on to the secret message. I recently discovered on the History page of the SLUSHO! site a code. There are way to many exclimation points on the page, so I thought that they might mean something. I landed on a code where for every exclimation point there is, I went back one word and took it out, for example if a statement said: "SLUSHO! is the coolest thing ever!!" the phrase "SLUSHO thing ever," would be extracted. I ended up with this:

SLUSHO! triumph refreshment satisfied whale again Ganu science unique to anything else of all an enormous whale find earth its freshness the new ingridient SLUSHO! came to life SLUSHO! SLUSHO! drink just six

It doesn't make much sense at first, but I think the part talking of a whale finding Earth it's freshness in the form of the new ingridient is really convincing. Also, the command, "Drink just six," is suspicious. I'll be working on that.

Lastly, I found some hidden buttons on the completed flavor page on the SLUSHO! site thanks to the TAB key. So far I haven't found a use for them, but I'll be working on that as well.

So, tell me what you think, if you've found anything that you thought was convincing, interesting, or suspicious, or anything else.

The same people who gave you the right to spell galaxy correctly.

Oh, wait...

Buck Naked.

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Just relax and ask her. Real pain doesn't come from rejection off the bat. It comes from rejection after 8 or more f-ing months.

Don't ask.

But anyway, if it doesn't work (she says no), just celebrate in the fact that she didn't slam her head into a brick wall when she realized you liked her.

Once again, don't ask.

And if that doesn't help, just know there are people with bigger problems. Like getting a ham, egg, and cheese sandwich when you wanted bacon, egg, and cheese.

Feel free to ask.

It's been said that you will see the monster by the director and the producer, so there's no worries there. And the link I gave in the first post will have a link to the thing where the people explode.

Ohh, and I think I know what the seabed's nectar is. It's the solid methane found on the sea floor. Tagruato may have found a large underground "resivoir" of it and are drilling. Methane causes dillusion, which would explain the wierd quotes on the Slusho! site. The reason why the monster is so big and ferocious could be due to symbiosis with it and bacteria that feed off of methane to survive. This symbiosis could cause the monster to evolve rapidly. That is why the "Prime Evidence" of the 5th Jaime and Teddy movie must be frozen "ASAP," so that the methane won't melt into a form usable by the bacteria that may be contained inside the bag. This could explain the explosion in the previews as well. There could be multiple monsters, and one explodes. However, if that's true, a direct hit from a missle could destroy all of them, making the movie shorter than NaziNInja's attention span when Kim Possible comes on. The solid/liquid methane expanding could make people expand/explode as well. We'll just have to wait and see.

At 1/6/08 12:28 AM, Noodleboy111 wrote: Actually, I'm pretty sure it's a lion...

A lot of people do because of that quote in one of the previews, someone says "I saw it, it's _____." A lot of people heard "a lion." However, they're actually saying "alive." This was confirmed by forigen (I can't spell this word, I'm sorry) language versions, in which it's easier to hear if they're saying "a lion" or "alive," and they are saying "alive."

OK, Newgrounds. I've been doing a lot of research about Cloverfield on the promotional webistes and stuff (I had a lot of caffine earlier and I barely have a life). This will get you a lot of info as well as links to the promotional websites like Slusho and Jaime loves Teddy if you don't have them. Anyway, I just want to hear what you all think.

Personally, I have two theories:

1. The Chuai Station is not drilling for oil, they are drilling for the "kaitei no mitsu" (seabed's nectar) for Slusho. It is actually a highly addictive substance who's side effects include hyper-growth. A lot is leaking, causing marine life to become infected, which includes whales. This is the monster. There are many that spread all around the world, which is why New York is simply one of many cases.

There are also various whale parisites who live on these whales. One of these was sent to Jaime in its small state, and must be frozen to kept small. She didn't freeze it, and is trying to get to her through the door in the last movie. There is a sound on this video which is the same as the roar heard in the previews. The paricites also carry super-concentrated seabed's nectar in their bite, which is why people expand/explode when "they have a bite."

Of course, at this time, no whales are big enough, but they are getting there. Tagruato is ignoring the situation so as to avoid going out of buissiness again. On 1/18/07, one of these whales will surface in New York.

2. All the viral websites exist to throw everyone off the track of the real plot. To go even further, the announced cast may be a complete fake as well, but that is not likely.

What do you all think? Tell me your theories, show me and everyone eles an interesting site you've found, anything.

Ok, I think I've got it.

The people who made the movie said they want it to be a secret, right? Yet, there's all these sites about the movie everywhere probably put up by them. So, what I think is, all the hints on the sites are just to throw you off. There's probably not Tagruato or however you spell it, no Slusho, no anything. It's just to throw people off the scent. That's my theory.

I think it's a whale. Do you know why? I found this maze of sites about the movie, and I found this one. The name was a fake working title, as was one of the "companies" subsidiaries called Slusho! This is also the only one with a working link. Read about the history of the company. The headlines page tells a lot as well. I think that this company is the one that made the monster, but that's just me. Also, in the Slusho! history page, they tell a story of a whale. check it out for yourself, I think it's really telling. Oh, and by the way, I don't think this is a real company as you could probably tell from my quotes, but decide for yourself.

Oh crap! I hope they catch it.

At 1/4/08 07:30 PM, Skat0r wrote:

At 1/4/08 07:23 PM, marcher138 wrote: Do you have any tips for me to stop myself before it goes too far?

First of all, what do you mean by "too far"?

I think it's obvious, I'm actually afraid to say it so I'm sorry I can't be clearer.

OK, well things just got worse for me. I've lost control over my thoughts. I can't stop thinking insults about myself. Why, right now I'm thinking, "Why the hell are you posting this? To get sympathy? You stupid bastard, you don't even deserve a damn response at all." I honestly don't think I can take it. So what do you all think? Am I insane? Do you have any tips for me to stop myself before it goes too far?

I was hoping for something funny at the end. But no, just queerness.

Then the cats will explode and the whole world will get sucked into the resulting black hole.

At 1/4/08 06:45 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Is it also true about the whole sandwhich thing? Supposedly, if you coat one side of a piece of bread with peanut butter and drop it, it will fall on the peanut butter side.

No, it won't happen always. If you slide it off the counter, and the bread is penut-butter up, then it will. If the penut-butter is down, it will still reverse itself. It's because the side slid off the counter falls first, causeing the bread to turn. The counter would have to be 10 feet tall for the bread to turn all the way around, if you're wondering.

Science owns.

At 1/3/08 10:39 AM, Kagoe wrote: Many of you think that your country is probably the best, but how many people would agree. This is politics; discuss your views and opinions. Personally, I think U.k is the best because it's a country that doesn't allow people or policemen to carry guns.

Wow, that's a great policy. Disarm your policeman so when criminals with illegal guns commit a crime, the police can...um...what excatly would they do in that situation?

I was walking with Shrek and Donkey in Americatown. We came to abar and walked in. On the bar, a huge row of leperchauns were doing the Rockettes' kicking thing. We joined in.

The end.

50% Holy crap! Well I don't do anything, so I would give the teacher a lame-ass excuse like my printer broke, then avoid them for the next week until they forget that I "forgot." Works every time.

At 1/3/08 04:28 PM, CanadianSnowman wrote: I agree fuck me, I'm gay for a reason!

Their were some grammatical errors I had to fix.

OK, I have the perfect situation to disprove this. I'm poor, I got a lot of presents, and I wasn't happy. What do you say to that?

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Hey, as a matter of fact my mom has a mental illness! (go ahead and flame me for talking about my mom and that I'm not old enough to move out, I don't care) She has bipolar depression, so she can't work. It's really bad. Most of the time she's asleep, and when she's not she's doing wierd stuff like talking to me, then randomly yelling, then going right back to happy. We get money and Food Stamps from the government. We got Food Stamps right away because she's a single parent, but for a while we didn't get any money. My grandfather gave us about $40 a week with which to live. We barely made it by. Do you think we're mooches or that she deserves to go to an asylum, cause I sure don't!

I think it's after like two hours. That when I find out usually. I don't think it's a spesific number of votes because there is a scale saying what score you must have when you have so many votes during judgement.

I went on, made a city in Somalia called "Somalia Sucks," got bored and left. I'm actually more bored now. Thanks.

I'm gonna go cry now.

Wow...OK, so you fell down a soft cliff, then walked through the woods to find a house. Then your friends, somehow getting down the cliff as well, started shooting you. You miraculously dodge the pellets, but one hits this completly rendom house. A woman, hearing the light ting on the window and assuming it must be a BB gun pellet, walks out yell at you, somehow not realizing she had no shirt on. For some reason, you laugh and then tell her despite being obviously turned on, as opposed to coaxing a lecture out of her so you can stare longer. The woman then screams and turns away, not noticing your friend with a camera (if she did, she would try to get the tape destroyed). Then, duing the two day period between when this happens and you post, your friend who has the tape moves to Turkey and is subsequently grounded for a year. Also, before he left, no one thought of making a copy of the tape.
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Well that's the most believable story I've ever heard!

I'm incredibly parinoid, so whenever I do anything at night, I glance around to make sure no one is there. Like right now, before hitting "Post It!", I'm going to look around my basement.

I would like to be a mod on this site. I would most like to be a review mod. I think that lately a lot of reviews are pointlessly deleted, and a lot of pointlessly mean or incredibly off topic reviews stay. I think I could change that. I haven't been on the site long, but I get on everyday that I can, which basically means everyday. I always keep this site open when I'm on the computer (4-5 hours a day, usually starting at about 6), and most of that time is spent on the site, voting on flash and occasionally reviewing. Most of the time, when I see a flash that I dislike, I will read all of the reviews, so I know what I'm talking about. I think I could truly make this site better, and I hope I hear back from you. Thank you.

OK, I have sort of the same problem with my...umm, well a girl I know lets say. Anyway, I kept coming back to her, and frankly I'm tired of it. But this isn't about me. I think if you really love her, you'll let her leave. If she's willing to stop doing the stuff that makes you mad, take her back. If not, you're better off. I know that's probably hard to hear, but it's probably true. And, if it's not, then at least it's better for her. And, if it's not, then soon she'll be back.

Yeah, a lot of my bad reviews get deleted too. I guess unless you have a compliment to give you can't review. Sadly, if you follow that rule, things that should be Turd of the Week get Review Crew Pick.