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I thought they only went for the black ones : /

At 1/20/06 09:36 PM, XXBlAcKhUnTeRXX wrote: Go brat with your mom to get a toy from the quarter machine.

What's wrong with that...? >: ( I didn't brat with her. I asked nicely. And it was a nickel machine.

I guess they just don't like you that way. : < S' not your fault.

You may not find someone in high school, but it doesn't mean it'll be like that forever.

You should ask the politicians that want America's children to have higher math skills than children in Singapore.

For some reason, converting to gif makes the image grainy.

Either way, here it is. See if you can recognize the characters.

At 1/18/06 07:02 PM, Dekathos wrote: Is that it?

*sigh* I'm going to need more time...

A suicide survivor once described it to me as being devoid of any hope, it's like they have no future. It's not something I can easily imagine, I guess.

In that sense, people can call them idiotic since they can't see the future that they have.

But I prefer just to feel sympathetic.

I had to rub my forehead to ease the imaginary poke : <

At 1/17/06 11:43 PM, X-Naut wrote: I guess i will have to start ordering from Pizza Hut.

I guess now only on special occasions call for you driving to Dominoes : (

It smells like soapy chemicals... I was working with sprays washed my hands afterwards. It stinks.

At 1/16/06 09:28 PM, alh135 wrote:

At 1/16/06 09:20 PM, DaBigCow wrote: Are you calling newgrounders wimpy

not at all i just want to see how many of them are actually fat guys desperate 4 human contact

I've seen very thin girls who cannot do a push-up.

Pushups aren't very good indicators... >: (

At 1/16/06 04:19 PM, da_pope wrote:

At 1/16/06 03:52 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: you should have been like i have never had sex, so fuck off

I said that.
But I don't know if they didn't belive me or what it was but they decided to do it anyway.

Meaning that they pretended not to hear you...

3rd level...

just because I'm chang about fruit snacks and money, it means I'm gluttonous? >: (

At 1/12/06 05:36 AM, x-WiLDCHiLD-x wrote: well gosh. if you bite your nails as much as you say you do, there should be no way of peeling it off. like right now, if I tried peeling, there would be be edge to peel with. my nails are dead. R.I.P.

It's not as bad as that. I don't do it below a certain point. ^^

At 1/12/06 04:47 AM, x-WiLDCHiLD-x wrote: thats why my nails are painted black.
the black helps me stop biting my nails cuz the black stands out and tastes bad. So when I'm subconsciously biting them I'm like WOAH GET OUTTA THERE!

I tried that, but then I began to peel the polish off and leave glittered flakes on the desk and floor, ha ha.

Ugh... I actually hear the crunching sounds in my head...

Lots of expensive things like college and prescription bills...

but more recently, a jamba juice : D

At 1/10/06 04:26 AM, HeinousDude wrote: you all posted happy threads with "whee i met a girlfriend" or "whee i am happy" instead of the usual bitching threads. so now I'm wondering:

Who died and sent the happy fairies to the BBS?

They stole all the happiness from you and gave it to the poor. : <

Were you rich with it before?

(btw, sorry that happened)

Seriously? I thought they were lines, in which you can only indicate one nearby by their ceaseless chatter.

Flatland

At 1/1/06 02:34 PM, TheConfused wrote:

At 1/1/06 02:32 PM, shak3s wrote: I think the doughboy is a little gay.

not my photoshop- (from fark.com)

That's erotic.

Doughboy's about to give him the breadstick, wink wink.

And is that bondage I see?

Could you add mine too?

At 12/29/05 04:19 PM, Ryudo2 wrote: we can have funny hats :P

Cowboy hats to be exact.

Funniest User:
-wwwyzzerdd-

Attention Whore:
fukmehardNpullmyhair

Drama Queen:
-Shadow_XII-

Never Logs Off Award:
-wwwyzzerdd-

I Miss Yew!:
N/A

Most Overrated User:
Earfetish

Underrated User:
GreenLantern

Biggest Spammer:
j00bie

Worst Poster:
fukmehardNpullmyhair

Best Mod:
Newgrundling

Worst Mod:
None

Best Noob:
Sarai

Best Topic Starter:
-Gooch-

BEST MALE USER:
GreenLantern

BEST FEMALE USER:
Maus

I particularly remember a time when a middle-school kid was having fun laughing at me and calling me a "stupid bitch whore".

I was kinda weirded out that this kid, from out of nowhere, was saying all this shit, so I asked "How old are you?"

He looked stunned. It's as if he had "Bitch-slapped" written across his forehead. He politely said, "Thirteen."

And he became very quiet after that. As if he were ashamed to be thirteen.

As a note, I used to patronize teenagers before. But not really so much now. So I felt really bad about making him feel inadequate, at the time. So I tried to act nice to him the rest of the night but he still looked kinda shamed <: (

At 12/18/05 06:05 PM, StarF68 wrote: Then one day god finds earth again and hes like "HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THIS GAME"

Sounds like weeds and animal crossing.

After the paper due yesterday, tests seem like cake nowadays.

At 12/13/05 11:09 PM, iownyou123iwin wrote: Ah, I saw this quite a long time ago.
If I were that kids mom I would put laxative in his chocolate milk and after he drank it, I would say,
"Pwned."

Hide the toilet paper.

At 12/13/05 11:36 PM, 23450 wrote: Yah. Its a great movie. The things that guy can do will blow you away.

Yups. It's really cool to see the jumping done naturally instead of all the cord stuff you see in mainstream action movies.

At 12/12/05 02:24 AM, StarF68 wrote: Jealous bastard, he better enjoy his moments of glory while he has them. >:(

That's some sad glory he's got.

You've already won against him.