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At 1/31/05 02:55 PM, thedemonservant wrote: thanks for the info here is a prize

Took me long enough...
Here's to a thousand more, hopefully they'll be better.

At 1/31/05 02:48 PM, von_Pluggeleburg wrote: ok tanks for sharing that..........
so now you want some kind of price right?

You only have to pay for my sexings.
Speaking o which...you owe me little man. You owe me, owe me, owe.

At 1/31/05 02:20 PM, Re-Spawn wrote:

At 1/31/05 02:01 PM, -Manman- wrote: Why does no one know this stuff? It's common knowledge people!

1. What actor is known for playing Kato on TV's The Green Hornet?

Bruce Li

Yuh-huh

2. What colour is the World Wide Web, and why?

Conclusion...

...was wrong, but impressive all the same.

I'm gonna give you guys this one...
It's green. The researcher who invented the concept of a World Wide Web had an optical condition where simple shapes had various colours. In his eyes, the letter W, no matter the colour of teh text, was green.

3. Why do black people love menthols?

Not a fact, Nor common knoledge

No one knows. This was probably the stupidest question here.

4. Who was the frontman for Poison?

BRET MICHAELS

Yeah.

7. What is a "Wobbly H?"

Wobbly H = Group sex According to google

Right. One girl, two guys.

All answers from google, because this crap isnt common knowledge....

Some of it is...okay, it isn't.

At 1/31/05 02:34 PM, Zerok wrote: Bah. If your MSN isn't what your email is already, put it in your sig. Easy.

Tah dah!

At 1/31/05 02:08 PM, dawsdani wrote:

At 1/31/05 02:01 PM, -Manman- wrote: 4. Who was the frontman for Poison?

Bret Michaels

CORRECT!

2/7 so far...

At 1/31/05 02:05 PM, dpack22 wrote:

2. What colour is the World Wide Web, and why?

Depends on what your talking about. The text? The layout? Your not being specific enough.

The WWW actually has a COLOUR, given to it by it's known creator, who was some computer guy in Europe.

This seems to be nerd common knowledge. Probably why your the only one who knows what it means.....

At 1/31/05 02:05 PM, o__O wrote:

At 1/31/05 02:01 PM, -Manman- wrote: Why does no one know this stuff? It's common knowledge people!

1. What actor is known for playing Kato on TV's The Green Hornet?

Bruce lee?

CORRECT!

Why does no one know this stuff? It's common knowledge people!

1. What actor is known for playing Kato on TV's The Green Hornet?
2. What colour is the World Wide Web, and why?
3. Why do black people love menthols?
4. Who was the frontman for Poison?
5. If Velvet Revolver wanted an emicated, drug-addled, egomaniac to front their band, why dodn't they just get Axl to come back?
6. What "naughty" thing can you spell with "Axl Rose?"
7. What is a "Wobbly H?"

I DO know all the answers to these, but it's a real eye-opener to see who else does.

...if you order from a Pizza Hut
...if you call me on my cell phone at 2 in the morning
...if you have an MSN screen name similar to "[Random stupid fucking quote][emoticon][emoticon][emoticon][YoUrFuCkInGnAmE][emoticon][stupid referance to an event 0.00000000000000000001% of the people on earth give a shit about]"
...if you are that shit who did a hit and run on my car (I'll find you)
...if you don't pick up your dog's shit when it craps on my lawn
...if you smoke weed, make it obvious you did, then try and deny it
...if you steal my alcohol
...if you steal my cigarettes
...if you steal my clothes (it's happened)
...if you actually say "don't piss into the wind" when asked for a tip
...if you have a Halle Berry poster above your bed
...if you have ever masterbated to said poster
...if you watch the Discovery Channel just to quote random facts in an attempt to demean people
...if you own the Catwoman DVD
...if you don't know who played Kato in The Green Hornet TV series

I really need liquor right now...

Quick opinion: The infected people in 28 Days Later were not zombies. They were just really, really angry vessels for some stupid science experiment.

At 1/28/05 06:10 PM, Karnaf wrote:

At 1/28/05 06:03 PM, -FallenKnight- wrote:

At 1/28/05 05:58 PM, -Manman- wrote: Then I fell in the dog crap. Much less awesome.

Oh contrare. Thats actually the most entertaining part of your story.

That really says something...

It actually says that I fall in dog shit a lot. That was the second time in two days. Must be mag-nugget attraction.

I don't <3 any of the mods. I appreciate that they spend time de-spamming our forum, but I haven't got to know any of them well enough. Maybe if they took some interest in me...sigh... :'(
I could learn to <3 again...

You have Unforgiveable Whiteness.

At 1/28/05 06:01 PM, PimpNRed wrote: I really wish you had friends you could call up and tell them this about so you didnt bother us with it

Most of them were already there. They laughed, then they cried. Oh, wait, no they just laughed.

And then I fell in dog shit because I was laughing so hard. That part wasn't as great, but whatever.

I went to a bonfire party last night, and as usual, got sloshed out of my chair because it's the only way I can feel good about what I do. :(
Anyway, in the midst of my inebriation, I found a toaster. It was a four slot deal, unplugged and thrown in a pile of crap in the backyard. I assumed that it didn't work anymore. Inspiration struck me, and I hurled the toaster into the raging fire. The irony was delightful, not only to me, but a few others as well. Shouts of "how do you like it you bastard!" soon followed.

It was awesome, trust me.

Then I fell in the dog crap. Much less awesome.

Later I found out that the pile of stuff was going to the Salvation Army. I had just cooked some poor kid's cooking tool. Looks like I'll need to get drunk again to make me feel better.

At 1/28/05 04:52 AM, Jacob_L_Reed wrote: zombies intrigue me... I've only slightly heard about how the voodoo ones are 'made'... thanks for the info
**the 'more you know' rainbow shines overhead**

Not many people know about voodoo zombies. Hollywood has really glamourized the "hungry damned" zombie we normally think of.

Running gag? Is that like sprint-choking? Because that sucks.

I live off waffles and Campbell's right now.
Yummy.

I still think Rhinophobia is the oddest.
The fear of noses.

At 1/28/05 12:25 AM, SteveGuzzi wrote: http://www.redchairsoftware.com/anapod/ctable.php

Looks like a super pwn on Apple. Fight the power!

Natural Progression - Sweatshop Union
So easy and so light.

E. Honda
Fatsplosion!

At 1/28/05 01:46 AM, -Tharikifa- wrote: A console version of Alloy, Ronin: Spirit Of The Sword, or Powerfox would definetly pwn.

But these games are so short. They would have to be expanded in length, and vastly improved in graphics before any major developer would take on the project.

I've collected the powder from firecrackers before, and sunk a toy boat with it. The secret is to tape your crude bomb to the bottom of the boat, not put it in the hull anywhere.

At 1/28/05 01:37 AM, RavenGage wrote: Would Michael Jackson be a natural or a Voodoo? o_O

I think Voodoo, but I'm not sure.

Mickael Jackson is a bastard of surgical science, but not a zombie.

I wanted to start a crew of people like myself. People who are fascinated by the concept of the living dead. Zombies, be they "naturally" created, or voodoo victims are an ample point for discussion. In this we can discuss anything, ranging from movies and literature, to a whole slew of "what if" scenarios.

The first thing to talk about, however, should be the differences between what I call "natural zombies," and voodoo zombies:

Voodoo:
Voodoo zombies are created through a spell or ritual, usually haitian. A haitian preist performs a complex ceremony for each zombie he creates. The odd thing is that the victim doesn't necessarily need to be deceased. The spell will work on the living or the dead, presumably because of the "magic." Voodoo zombies are totally under the control of their master, and are used to perform chores and menial tasks like farming. Voodoo zombies need to be taken care of, however, as they can die again. They can also feel pain, and experience emotions like anger.

"Natural" zombies:
This is a tentative description. I cannot think of a better term, though, and will refer back to it on many occasions. I came to this conclusion after trying to find a reason for these types of zombies. After failing at this miserably, I decided that it is possibly something in nature, and arrived at "natural zombies."

These are the dangerous killer zombies we all know, love, and on some occasions, fear. They are relentless automatons, brought back to life by some inexplicable force with no other purpose than to consume human flesh. The most accepted theory of why a corpse would suddenly rise to life is through a viral infection. In Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide, he outlines how the infection would take place: the virus would make it's way through the bloodstream to the brain tissue. There, it would take over the motor function lobe (the frontal lobe I believe), causing the victim to rise up as a zombie. Since the virus must travel through a moving bloodstream, only living tissue can be infected. This means that a body that is dead and buried cannot become a zombie, according to this theory. These zombies feel no pain, no emotion, and no remorse. They live only to feed on human flesh and spread the infection.

Random zombie fact: One of the most dangerous types that could be created would be the radioactive undead. As asinine as this sounds, it would be a very real threat, should a hoard of zombies make their way through a radioactive area. Their rotted flesh would become stained with radiation, and while it wouldn't hurt them, uninfected people would suffer from being anywhere near them.

There used to be a collab project going on called One Touch Entertainment. They had a thread going on this board, but it died in November. I haven't heard from them since.

The reason I ask is because I submitted to them an actual script for a flash movie that they were going to make. It was some of my better work, and since I put more time than usual putting it together, it seems like a waste to see it never animated. I really need to find out if the bottom actually fell out of this project, and I can give the script to someone else.

If you have any info regarding One Touch Entertainment and where they stand, or you're an animator and would like to see the script, let me know.

Thanks brah.

At 1/27/05 03:52 PM, Coop83 wrote: I tried something similar to that at school, but it got me three weeks of detention and my parents wouldn't back me up. (My dad is very religious) I told the teacher of religious studies in year 6 (11 years old) that I read the bible because I was bored. I delivered a literary review on a most excellent work of fiction and was told that I could be arrested for blasphemy.

I'm so glad I never went to a religious school. I never would've survived. I guess it isn't quite as big a deal in Canada as it is in the UK. Nothing ever is up here, actually.

At 1/27/05 03:51 PM, -PYRO- wrote: kicked me FUCKIN sister in the leg

You kicked your sister. That's why he yelled at you. Newton's 3rd law. Tough shit.