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People who don't signal
People who signal at the last possible second
People who don't understand the concept of right of way
People who think they're on a race track i.e. tailgaters
People who think they're in a race car i.e. people who seem to think that putting even most modest amount of pressure on their gas pedal will cause their cars to fly off down the road at 1,000mph and thus choose to drive down a 60mph road at 20mph
Cyclists

Anyway back on topic

The Dark Knight Rises - I liked the previous one and this one's looking pretty promising as well

At 4/5/12 04:29 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote:

Aww. I think differently, and I think it's gonna top Hunger Games in the charts. You just watch.

Meh. It just doesn't look that appealing to me, I'm not a big fan of the handheld gimmick and the
characters seem like unlikable douchebags

I love the handheld gimmick stuff. Reminds me of Cloverfield.

So far the only handheld gimmick film I've seen that I can say I actually like is Chronicle

At 4/5/12 04:04 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote:

At 4/5/12 03:58 PM, ManiacCop2 wrote: Project x - Complete fucking garbage and one of the worst films of 2012

Aww. I think differently, and I think it's gonna top Hunger Games in the charts. You just watch.

Meh. It just doesn't look that appealing to me, I'm not a big fan of the handheld gimmick and the
characters seem like unlikable douchebags

Project x - Complete fucking garbage and one of the worst films of 2012

Car Omen John

I'm apparently a type 6 i.e. a Loyalist

Out For A Kill: A shitty straight to DVD Steven Segal film that despite being only 90 minutes seems to go on for 3 years with bad acting, bad dubbing, no plot, a script that seems to have been written by a six year old and the most unnecessary use of green screen ever.

Agent Smith

People who suffer from U.S.I. - There's nothing wrong with having an opinion and there's nothing wrong with not liking something. But why do so many people feel that they have to force their opinion on others. Look just because you don't like something doesn't mean that no one else is aloud to enjoy it, I'm not a huge fan of really spicy food but I'm not going to go out of my way to ban it. You're not the moral arbiter of the world and you don't get to dictate to other people what they can and cannot like.

Idiots on the road - This refers to a numbers of people including, people who don't signal, people who signal but wait until the last minute to do so, people who tailgate, people who crawl around a roundabout at 5 miles an hour and people who give way to non existent cars

Pseudo Intellectual Pessimists - Let me start by saying that I don't hate all pessimists and I don't think they're all pseudo intellectuals. But why do so many pessimists seem to think that having an inherently negative of view on everything makes them more intelligent than everyone else; as if suddenly deciding that everything sucks boosts their IQ by a considerable amount. No thinking that nothing good ever happens does not make you an intellect so quit trying to pretend it does.

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At 23 minutes ago, BubblyMac wrote: It's not bad. Obviously, the typos are there but you're working on that. Some of the sentence structure could use some improvement.

"He thought about confronting this person but then decided against it in his current condition he was in no state to put up a fight."

Things like this should probably be separated into a few different sentences. You'll find some other examples like that. The narrative is looking good so far. Good work!

Thank you. My grammatical ability is still less than stellar but I will attempt to edit this story and to fix any grammatical errors, such as the one listed above, sometime in the near future.

Casualty

Above is a link to a horror story I wrote for another forum over a year ago. It's not perfect, there are a number typos, but I'm interested to see what everyone here thinks of it.

Dark Magic Manipulation

From a thread about zombies

'I would arm my self with a weapon then get all my friends and ask them to arm themselves we would then lock our selfs in sainsburys'

Age: See Profile
Height: 5ft 11in
Weight: 200lbs (91kg)

Title is pretty much self explanatory

A few that come to mind

Shout 2000 - Disturbed
Land Of Confusion - Disturbed
Whiskey In The Jar - Metallica
2 Minutes to Midnight - Primal Fear

Out For A Kill a really shitty straight to Video/DVD Steven Segal film with an incoherent plot, dialogue that sounds like it was written by a six year old, terrible acting/dubbing (It's a Segal film after all) and possibly the most unnecessary use of green screen I've ever seen. Don't get me wrong I'm all for so bad it's good action films, one of my favorite films is Commando, but even I have my limits, this movie was less exciting than watching grass grow.

1. 202lbs
2. 5ft 11in
3. My arms are a little smaller than I would like but besides that; yes.
4. Besides the above, which I'm working on, not really
5. To a degree

At 9/29/11 08:43 PM, Pjanoo wrote: I never really take interest in women when i'm around them. I have alot of friends who are girls I have just never thought about sexing them.

From what I've read here it's possible that you might be an asexual.

Sylvester Stallone

I use this clip as an example of how good of an actor he can be Rambo Breaks Down

Out For A Kill

or as I like to call it

Google Chrome

Highway to Hell - AC/DC

Resident Evil Afterlife Easily the worst of the Resident Evil films. The film felt unfinished, I thought I was only halfway through the movie when It was virtually nearing the end and the final fight scene left a lot to be desired.

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Below is the first post I ever made, what followed on from this is 30 pages of face palming stupidity.

'i would arm my self with a weapon then get all my friends and ask them to arm themselves we would then lock our selfs in sainsburys'

Not so much an insult as a threat; this random girl threatened to turn my friend into alcohol for little to no reason at all. I believe the exact phrase was "You'll be alcohol in a minute".

'I Want To Hold Your Hand by The Beatles' whilst far from the worst song in the world, that honour still belongs to Video Games by Blackout Band is a song that is rapidly beginning to get on my nerves. It plays pretty much everytime I'm in the gym and I'm getting beyond sick and tired of hearing it.

Oh and before any of you start; I'm not trying to piss any of you off so put down the torches. I'm just saying I'm not a massive fan of The Beatles and yes I'll admit they probably influenced alot of what I listened to today, but I couldn't give a rats arse that doesn't mean I have to like them so kindly keep the you're a philistine or you don't know what real music is like comments to yourself.

Second place would go to Clubbed To Death By Rob Dougan one of the most overused music video songs next to Bodies by Drowning Pool

I'm 17 and around about 5ft 11.5in give or take half an inch.