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At 7/15/09 10:37 PM, Jon4life wrote:
Tell her it was a pop-up and that your belt broke revealing your spontaneously erected penis when you were trying to exit out. Worked for me.
At 7/15/09 10:12 PM, LTmatt wrote:
Try crushed up advil, hurts more than any pissyshit pixie sticks.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
Seriously though, railing advil burns your nose worse than ambien. Coffee grinds make you taste hot burny weird disgusting shit. Salt doesn't burn like you would expect it to, and suger/sugar substitutes give you a wicked bad headache. That shit yohimbe I heard will make you projectile vomit.
All those examples you gave me are all fine and dandy but uhh.... How exactly do you know all of this?