1. Live

Instead of saying you post of the forums and let her go through your posts, you should have shown her a cool or funny flash. Then she'd be all like 'lol' and you'd be all like 'phew' and we could all go on with our lives.

At 8/5/09 01:02 PM, reviewer2 wrote: I have found the greatest fag on YouTube.
He is gayer than Fred.
No, I am serious.
More retarded, immature and fucking retarded than Fred.
FUCKING FRED.
The son of a bitch.
What the fuck, does this kid have ADHD or what the fuck?

I'm going to fucking rip your balls off for introducing me to that kid.

God damn.

These types of videos though, are the only thing /b/ is good for. Quick, someone get them on the phone.

http://tinyurl.com/nuc9q9

Final Destination was creative and had a decent plot the first time around. I thought it was awesome. Final Destination 2 was fucked up with the creative deaths, but the story was retarded as shit. Final Destination 3 was obviously incredibly repetitive, just a worse version of the last two. Now 'The Final Destination' is obviously going to be a fuckload of shitty balls. For whatever reason they dropped the numbers, like that makes it more intense, and is going to be gimmicky with the 3D shit. It's going to suck.

At 8/3/09 09:21 PM, McZero wrote: Teddy Bear my friend! Oh yeah, another/more screenshot(s), from "She's The One" and "Mr. Anderson".

They got a girl pooping on camera so they can't be too bad.

But I watched one video and all I saw was one side of a conversation of a fat sweaty guy.

He hits women and is a dick over the internet. FUCK HIM UP.

Or fuck his mother up... yeah, that would show him.

At 8/3/09 11:40 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: your user name has a 1 instead of One so STFU.

Oh yeah? Well, your user name has a 1 instead of One so STFU.

At 8/2/09 01:01 PM, mrrolf wrote: you have to delete system 32. that'll solve that problem.

Oh boy, this will be fun.

NOTE TO MODS, I AM NOT AN ACCOMPLICE. I TRIED TO STOP IT I SWEAR.

At 8/2/09 01:06 AM, wtflolnoob wrote: Turns out that satanism is not actually half bad.

The video describes satan worship as a teaching that we should indulge in what makes us happy, and live good lives.

Kind of a cool religion actually, even though it's not an actual religion.

Or you could just be an atheist and have that without all the fucked up shit.

At 8/1/09 11:15 PM, rifledark1 wrote:

At 8/1/09 11:14 PM, TJoyal wrote: If you plan on throwing it away, can I have it?

I need it for my next fap session(I'm bi, if you took the hint). It will make an excellent anal stimulant.

You can use your blood as lubricant.

At 8/2/09 12:52 AM, Sistine1408 wrote: Inb4 Newfags

GO BACK TO 4CHAN.

and Borat was great. Bruno was garbage.

At 8/2/09 12:48 AM, Twilight wrote: Jackass 2.

They got to the balls electrocuting part and me and my friend Dan were like "done".

Oh come on, don't be a bitch. That movie was great, the one or two or sixteen gay parts don't outweigh all the awesomeness.

I almost walked out on Bruno, too. I'm surprised I didn't. It really sucked since my MOM brought me to see it

like wtf mom, really?

I mean, it had some classic parts just like Borat, but it was really, really, really, heavy on the gay shit. It was funny for a minute... then... okay, what the fuck this is just a gay porno. ENOUGH. MY FUCKING EYES. SERIOUSLY, STOP, WHAT THE- NO. NO. DON'T DO THAT, OH MY FUCKING-- haha, that part was good, BUT WHAT IS THE DICK DOING WAVING LEFT AND RIGHT AND, NO NO, DON'T PUT IT, OHHHHHHHH.

That's your Bruno experience.

At 8/2/09 12:31 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote: Date Movie.

Worst movie I will ever see in my life. I waked out after almost 30 minutes.

Congratz on lasting longer than me. That's when I stopped watching all those '______ Movie' movies. They somehow get worse every time.

I also walked out on Boogeyman. God DAMN that was horrible.

By the way, if you walk out on a movie you should demand your money back.

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.

You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.

I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to talk about post counts unless you have.... a post count.

If he's listening to Blink 182 he probably deserves a nice, firm, punch in the dick.

Just cancel or pause his downloads while you're on the computer. Have him download overnight or during his own time.

At 8/2/09 12:25 AM, NEVR wrote: I personally don't see having sex as a sign of having no self-respect, BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME.

It depends on why you have sex, and how often you do. As a teenager/young adult, people will have many sex acts that may be meaningless, but when you're past that point and still whore yourself out to everyone, that's having little or no self-respect.

My life goal is to become President of the United States of Canadia, and wage war against Australia. Thus, involving the United States, and leading them to a conflict with Russia. Causing China to step in and nuke North Korea.

All I have to do is wait....

Once I was shaving my ass cheeks when... well, I forgot how the rest went. But it ended with Hellen Keller.

I'm bad at telling jokes.

At 7/24/09 01:40 PM, kiljoy96 wrote:

1. I didn't mention that because all the comments would be like "LIER."
2. We fooled around later on as usual.

LIER

this.

that.

It wouldn't create language because it has no means to communicate. Also, if it didn't need to eat or anything, it would have instinct or the hunger to know what eating is.

It would probably sit there and go insane.

Myspace is for retarded pedos.

I live in a pretty cool neighborhood with woods that are great for dirtbike, paintballing, manhunt, tea parties, etc. But in the summertime the traffic IS HORRIBLE. Beach traffic everywhere. FUCKING RHODE ISLAND MAN.

If the screen says No Signal then the monitor probably isn't hooked up to the computer...

wait..

HOW ARE YOU POSTING THIS?

Yeah, being a Nazi is cool!

You should run around and pretend to be Hitler, everyone would think it's fucking hilarious.

At 7/24/09 01:55 PM, HALL0WEEN wrote:

At 7/24/09 08:47 AM, Jonners wrote:

You're very hypocritical, aren't you? I was very simply comparing the two, with you being desperate to find someway to trump me, and failing miserably and now you're all sore. Grow up.

I've had this saved to my computer all day.
56 pop-ups blocked.
Trumped you fucking loser, lol!

Because everyone who uses Firefox constantly gets fucking pop-ups right? Here's something you should think about.

IF YOU'RE GETTING POP UPS ON NEWGROUNDS, YOUR COMPUTER PROBABLY HAS SOME VIRUS/ADWARE/MALWARE SHIT.

And I'd rather have two tabs so I can switch back and forth between FULL PAGES instead of half pages. That's just retarded.

When I fight with people... they die.

But nah, I never argue with my parents. I just demand stuff from them and they obey. They obey like little slave dogs, ALWAYS ON MY LEASH. HAHAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You know how parents can be.

If it doesn't work try the links he posted, those definitely work, and it's really fun to mess around with your blind spot.

At 4/17/09 04:45 PM, letiger wrote: i wanna meat that man

It seems he was ready for that.

I would only find it weird if a girl is more than a few inches taller than me. I'm 5'11'' and I tower over most girls, and I'm not even tall.