..and no one in their right mind will pay close to 9k to get'em.

It's been said since the days of Oregon Trail that girls don't play games. I nw believe it. All you 'gamergirlz' are phony and/or bloated, beer-bellied and bearded with balls.

mamatequila@googlewave.com

bzzzzzt.

At 11/5/09 02:39 PM, Falonefal wrote: Ass: 39 - 31 :Boobs

I didn't count the "both" ones.
Ass wins. DOH
So girls, instead of making your breasts bigger, do that to the ass.

seems we have a winner!

I know i look forward to this sort of thread to get yet another remake about a week from now.

A hot young poolboy with no morals who can't speak english.

no stat threads.

349823739st lock

FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY

what he said, basically.

Using a birthday thread to solicit money?

I feel like this tactic should be used on an unsuspecting elderly family member.

Why ask when you can find out yourself? Haven't you ever seen chicks hug when they see each other? It's an assessment.

Lose the fast food. At the very least eat it very rarely (say once a month). Aim for drinking more water or juice as opposed to Pepsi or other sugary drinks.

Also, don't eat anything late at night, give yourself a cutoff time in the evening of at least 3 hours or so before you plan on going to bed.

Keep up with the exercise and be patient, it'll be some weeks before you see results (or other people notice them) so don't get discouraged.

Halloween mutant steampunk pico ftw.

Achieve more in life than he does.

You know it's funny, I have the exact same problem.

This actually happened last week......again.

i'm so full right now. I need looser pants.

I think we get the point. Good luck with your adless site.

On a side note I wish I could ban for ungrateful whining.

At 10/7/09 12:05 PM, Parlux wrote: I thought this was a thread about trailer park boys. My mistake.

honestly? so did I.

Tattoos tend to tell a story about something in a person's life. An amazing event or turning point worth marking proudly upon the skin as a memory to inspire oneself.

This girl is lucky enough to move through the years and everytime she checks out her ass in the mirror she'll look up at her shoulder and be reminded of the brief, faceless online masturbation she enjoyed in her teens.

At 10/4/09 02:22 PM, HollowGrave wrote:

At 10/4/09 02:20 PM, Jamoke wrote:

Pull up, son. You've got the nose in the mud.

I know, it's been down there for a while. I'd take a bath, but I think that would just cause more problems.

I see you typing, and in my head i hear *shlick* *shlick* *slurp* *smack* *slosh* *thunk*

Yawn.

Also this:

At 10/4/09 01:55 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: Sometimes I look at a thread, and I wish that I could just beat all of you with the stuffed, partially rotten corpses of canadian beavers that survived WW2.

I loled.

a little salt, pepper, and garlic in a hot oven for about 3 hours.

At 9/30/09 04:18 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

I'm slightly disappointed that no one seems to recognize Howard Dean or what this is even referencing. :(

I thought it was a crude joke involving the three fingers he has sticking up.

Am I wrong? I'm wrong aren't I.

the same thing chicks do, except dirtier and with more physical contact.

He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart OOOOH!

At 9/28/09 05:27 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 9/28/09 05:25 PM, mamatequila wrote: Ask Malachy, he has the ban buttons tattooed on his right asscheek.

Liar, I checked and it wasn't there.

you have to lift it.

Ask Malachy, he has the ban buttons tattooed on his right asscheek.

bananas.

<@altr> bump thread but it has to have an asain shaved sceen

I do as I am bid.

i miss jossos

goddamn you wwwyyyzzzzzeeerrrrrddd.