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At 2/28/14 09:13 PM, Loki wrote:

At 2/28/14 09:12 PM, Maltos wrote: The sound of a girl moaning

It can be irritating.

Really? I guess it just depends on how your girl moans.

At 2/28/14 08:55 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: That's a shiton of stickers!

I only purchased one of the NG logo stickers for 50 cents...so how many will I get?
Please tell me oh great tony

Really? no one is going to say it? I guess I will

The sound of a girl moaning

At 2/28/14 07:52 PM, Raab wrote:

At 2/28/14 03:50 PM, Maltos wrote: So If you walked into Mcdonalds and asked for a Whopper, what would happen?

You'd be a fucking moron.

Well aren't you just the most pleasant person I've ever met on NG

it's just a burger and burger king never has to know

At 2/28/14 05:44 PM, Happygrounder wrote:

So I came here. You wise internet people of Newgrounds might know. Does jelq work, or does it cause damage?

It might rip
and no one wants to have a torn cock

At 2/28/14 05:24 PM, Happygrounder wrote: I drink it everyday. My bones will never break if I keep on drinking milk. What about you?

Nope i broke my wrist years ago

At 2/28/14 05:03 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: Get both a Big Mac and a Whopper and combine the sandwiches into what shall be considered as a McGangbang on steroids.

lmao

NG will always be full of talent

At 2/25/14 05:20 PM, Gameaddict1994 wrote: Yeah I was definitely born at the wrong time, I just wish I could have spent more time growing up in the '90's

I was born in 88......trust me the 90s were not that great

Is it possible to get a burger king sandwich from Mcdonalds? You know they have what is required to make a whopper at Mcdonalds but they just call it something else. So If you walked into Mcdonalds and asked for a Whopper, what would happen?

At 2/28/14 03:07 PM, Wriggle wrote: Seriously a lot of you on the forum call me fat....

And I do have a lot of weight left over but yea -_-.

The real question is why do I care what a bunch of other heterosexual men think? It makes me wonder... :P

Your on the site with the most cock puns in history. . . we don't have to be gay to care about what our peers think

Can someone make a sig with my user name and my icon incorporated into it?

If it is money you seek, then a job you must have

At 2/28/14 12:01 PM, Brindle wrote:

At 2/27/14 04:53 PM, Protoman1337 wrote:
I wish there was some other thread in General that I actually wanted to post in.

Granted, but they are all locked.

I wish I could come up with a wish...

Granted. You wish to be turned into superman and Lex Luther force feeds you Kryptonite
I wish for no one to be able to corrupt my wish

At 2/28/14 09:10 AM, Greenskullkid wrote: who wants to tackle that pussy with me?

There you go

At 2/28/14 11:43 AM, EvilicusCheese wrote: Any good turn based battle style mmo kinda lika final fantacy?

Yes there are plenty.....but final fantasy is over done

Just like when Green Day came out with American Idiot, they played Boulevard Of Broken Dreams over and over and over and over. . . then everyone hates it. Why? Because we've heard it a million times and we don't want to anymore.

That doesn't mean they will stop making music.. 21st Century Breakdown (awful), Then their latest music it is in no way punk rock, if anything it is full on pop N roll.

As for the many mmo games like Final (Fantasy) personally I've had enough of them. Why play an Xbox one or PS4 if its a turn based battle game. . . Might as well buy a ps1.

At 2/28/14 01:10 AM, DrClay wrote:

At 2/28/14 12:58 AM, Maltos wrote: really wanted a mystery box though

Luis is gonna make 2 or so on the last day

I'll keep my hopes

At 2/28/14 12:36 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 2/28/14 12:09 AM, Viper50 wrote:

At 2/27/14 11:46 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

and there are only two left and I can't get my hands on it because the Store Check Out is all fucked up for me.

When you opened the Mystery Box and showed us its contents you should have said "Say Hello To My Little Friend"

Just grabbed NG logo stickers, another T shirt and a tank man figurine
so I'm finished buying from the store

really wanted a mystery box though

At 2/28/14 12:30 AM, Sekhem wrote:

The point of fake tits is the nipples

(The More You Know)

no, that would be the point of a nipple or areola reduction/fix not breast implants

I stand corrected

At 2/27/14 06:53 PM, FattyFatFatGamer wrote: I mean really, your making your natural normal tits, which are soft, then your making them into hard rocks.

The point of fake tits is the nipples

(The More You Know)

At 2/27/14 09:33 AM, TomFulp wrote:

Cash donations only go so far if the population keeps shrinking - the best thing people can do is tweet, Facebook, etc. stuff they like on Newgrounds so their friends come check it out. More and more nowadays, websites depend on links from social networks to drive their traffic. We could use a lot more of that.

I thought about buying a bunch of NG stickers and putting them up all over town
what do we think of that? In fact I think everyone should do it!!!

At 2/28/14 12:11 AM, Sodamachine wrote:

At 2/27/14 11:45 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 2/27/14 06:06 PM, CiviLies wrote: You see, this is why you regret the posts that you make.

Yeah.....what civ said

oh like this is any different than most of the threads in general.

I agree with you Sodamachine. . . however it wont stop anyone from punching your anus for an I'm gonna punch you in the anus thread.

At 2/27/14 12:58 PM, AmenreFX wrote: Before they had inventors which came from Europe ;)

@TurkeyOnAStick

At 2/27/14 08:30 PM, finderr wrote: How long does it take for art to get scouted? Been about a day.

A day? I've been waiting soooo much longer, and it will probably never happen for me

At 2/27/14 11:33 PM, Sodamachine wrote:

At 2/27/14 10:37 PM, Maltos wrote:

twist of (Family Guy)

Why would you do this

Come on sodamachine you know you were waiting for one of those all your life

At 2/27/14 06:06 PM, CiviLies wrote: You see, this is why you regret the posts that you make.

Yeah.....what civ said

Religion is harmful plain and simple
religion starts war
religion created the westboro baptist church
ex.

At 2/27/14 06:28 PM, beakerboy wrote: What r u my options? Military? Social Security? Communtiy College paid by financial aid?

You could always go live behind Blacks. . .
There are a bunch of white people living behind Blacks Hardware store

twist of (Family Guy)