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Ares
the god of war

At 2/14/14 03:17 AM, mothballs wrote

@mothballs look I don't wanna be that guy buuuuuut
Kissing a smoker won't do jack to your health nor should it make your throat hurt
My suggestion to you is to grow some balls and get out from under that rock your living under
try getting in to things she likes..........like smoking

At 3/7/14 04:54 PM, SuperSaferNova wrote:

k, i've only read the bible once)

What do you think?

I think that's your problem right there

At 3/6/14 07:44 PM, Ron-Geno wrote: Just because I use this site to be a dick to other NG users.

Again, I'll do my best to act like a dick, call me out please.

Aww good ole @Ron-Geno

(on a serious note) your not a dick I enjoy your posts

I was really hoping that the whole store closing was a gag. . . damn

At 3/6/14 10:40 PM, Iheartaliens wrote: I just love them so much!

Penicorns?

At 3/7/14 05:11 PM, wolfe wrote:

At 3/7/14 05:07 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 3/7/14 04:27 PM, wolfe wrote: I just saw it and it was awful! even worse then the first and very brutally terrible.

I re-typed what you meant to say. . . . your welcome

Confused me there for a second but each to there own opinion. I mean I just love violence!

Well I did enjoy it when he kicked people into the pit of death

At 3/7/14 04:58 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote: Do you remember? do you? you? ???

Good times

At 3/7/14 04:27 PM, wolfe wrote: I just saw it and it was awful! even worse then the first and very brutally terrible.

I re-typed what you meant to say. . . . your welcome

At 3/6/14 04:44 PM, Mumbo wrote: Are you 50% sure you're gay?

No it just means that you are 100% into both genders

Is this a temp. thing?
I just don't see the point of it

I got my tankman yesterday WHOO

At 3/5/14 06:06 PM, TomFulp wrote:

@TomFlup
today is the day. . the last day of the NG store's existence.. .

At 3/5/14 06:39 PM, FattyFatFatGamer wrote:

At 3/5/14 06:38 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 3/5/14 06:38 PM, FattyFatFatGamer wrote:

She didn't have cancer, she had hair, lots of hair.

Where?

At 3/5/14 06:38 PM, FattyFatFatGamer wrote: I simply told a girl she had I nice wig and she cussed me out, sort of. What a animal. :P

Maybe she had cancer

At 3/5/14 04:54 PM, Thor wrote:

fuck her she doesn't know what Tom Fulp means to me.

LOL fight the machine

At 3/5/14 06:28 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'm thinking about Fluffers. Most of my close friends call me that, and it's my username on seriously everything but newgrounds.

How does it sound, and what are some other suggestions?

Noooooo Keep Xenomit

I missed the last mystery boxes. . . . I'm so F*cked

Still waiting for the rest of my ng swag. . .

At 3/4/14 06:00 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 3/4/14 05:47 PM, saltovergray wrote:

What was the last time you ate fruit?

3 weeks ago

When was the first time you realized you had a strange fetish

Penisaour I choose you!!

At 3/4/14 06:12 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Ah, Civic duty, how noble, how American, how...tedious.

Anyways, just got the warning today. First time, yay me, and such. For those who have been, any idea how long it takes? Anything to know going in, etc?

I throw those away trust me nothing will happen. The U.S government can't force you to do anything. . . except buy healthcare

At 3/4/14 06:01 AM, tox wrote: Im a security guard, guarding a store
The store opens in 4 hours

I have 4 hours to decide what ice cream i want to take home with me
What would you pick if you were in my position

cookie dough

At 3/4/14 02:27 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 3/3/14 11:48 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 3/3/14 11:21 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 3/3/14 11:04 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I wish I could be a beat maker.

Granted. but your used for the thriller video
I wish I could make the best penis joke on NG

At 3/4/14 01:11 AM, tox wrote: Lets say that we or for a moment you... Want to buy newgrounds

How much would you REASONABLY offer tom for the site for a 51% share?

One catch is that the deal only happens if the site remains independent of other companies that would sell it out or dismantle it
Reasonable? Laughable? What is newgrounds worth to users if you wanted to own it?

I don't think I could buy NG but could buy a share or two
I could switch out my supporter bade for a stock holder badge

At 3/3/14 11:57 PM, Parlux wrote:

Is Newgrounds dying?

Never

forgot pic

Disney corrupts everything

At 3/3/14 08:08 PM, Zachary wrote:

At 3/3/14 07:25 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 3/3/14 07:23 PM, Painbringer wrote: Never admit to smoking pot -

What if you live in cali?

Why would you ask Cali when it is legal in Washington and Colorado, not California?

really? I thought it was

you could always by a @viper