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First off a message

Just wanted to say I got my mystery box today.

anyone wanna see what I got?

At 3/15/14 07:28 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

what do you thing of alligators ?
lets discus alligators

I think i saw an alligator in a zoo once along with a komodo dragon
See dinosaurs and dragons do exist

At 3/15/14 11:43 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I ordered mine in the afternoon so I could see having to wait for Tuesday, which I'm fine with. But the point is, I want non-crap.

Yeah I too hope not to have crap in my box
I hope for a black ng t shirt (fat chance), another tankman, a penicorn, and maybe some cool stuff from around the office

how about you stafffighter? What do you wish to find in your mystery box?

At 3/14/14 04:58 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: i haven't worn a watch in a long time, since I was about 12.: I dislike having things hanging off my body

I used to think I was the only person who couldn't stand to wear a watch. I wear my nice watch almost all the time but I've only started having anything on my wrist for the past few years it still seems strange to me. Now this is where it gets weird. If I'm wearing my watch, I don't really like to not have it covered up by a sleeve like I said I have no idea what it is but I can't stand it if I see someone's eyes wander to my watch or wedding band.

Am I weird?

At 3/15/14 11:33 PM, stafffighter wrote: I got the second to last mystery box. Two possibilities present themselves. Either they ran out of cool stuff with mine and gave the last guy crap or they gave me crap and saved good stuff for the last ever. We shall see.

I too bought a mystery box last thursday
it should be here on Monday!!!
I want it soooo bad

i've now seen it add it to the game

ng is way more kickass than any other site
everyone should be here!

NG gives tough love thats all so get some thicker skin or NG will rip you to shreds

ask @TomFlup

Everyone seems to have death on their brain but consider this, it only takes a hundred years or so for things to rapidly change and who knows we may be able to extend our life span to see NG to the year 2099. As for if the future Flups keeping NG up and running I'd hope they hold true to what NG means to all of us.

At 3/14/14 12:09 AM, Piggler wrote:

At 3/14/14 12:06 AM, Maltos wrote: I'll be 74 years old

So you're -11 years old right now?

How are you posting if you won't be born until 2025?

I'm so retarded. . .

At 3/14/14 12:09 AM, Piggler wrote:

At 3/14/14 12:06 AM, Maltos wrote: I'll be 74 years old

So you're -11 years old right now?

How are you posting if you won't be born until 2025?

Did I do my math wrong. . . . Its been a long day for me

I'll be 74 years old, will I still be here on this very same BBS? Will i be using holograms? More importantly what about Tom when he is gray, will he still be on the BBS?

Will you still be here on NG or will you have moved on?

At 3/13/14 10:40 PM, Entice wrote: A few people I talk to have mentioned that they watch porn at least one or two times a day,

aren't enough threads about fapping lately.

Fap Fap Fap

Fappy bird?

At 3/13/14 03:45 PM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish the human race could "undo" harmful radiation permanently.

Granted. Radiation on contact with human flesh will now cause invisibility but everyone's invisibility turns on and off every ten minutes. Chaos spreads across the world after marine life falls into a constant state of invisibility due to the fact that they are harder to see through water. Your average Joe can now spend his ten minutes harassing women in public bathrooms and eventually the invisibility will become permanent and loneliness fills the hearts of every human being on earth. Mass depression gives way to mass suicide.

I wish vegans weren't such assholes

At 3/13/14 09:15 PM, SpankyG wrote: . What do you think NG?

SpankyG. . . I suggest either finding some real people or going solo. Never ever be in any sort of group with kids from high school. They won't take it seriously, I know this from experience. He can't freestyle unless he is angry. . Drop that fool no question about it. You need to find people who are hungry and ready to be fed.

At 3/13/14 06:02 PM, Oolaph wrote:

At 3/13/14 06:01 PM, Maltos wrote: I did

lame

Aww don't be that way
sure is a shame

At 3/13/14 06:00 PM, Oolaph wrote:

At 3/13/14 05:59 PM, Maltos wrote: so I said F*ck it and I snagged one while I could.

did you audibly censor yourself when you said it too

I did

At 3/13/14 05:35 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Six mystery boxes so far today?! How many of these are there??!!

I already got one though... hope they haven't been saving the best stuff for these final ones...

i've seen a few other mystery boxes and I really debated weather or not to buy it, but I missed out every other time so I said F*ck it and I snagged one while I could.

Today I bought a mystery box
thanks Tom for opnening the store today

and thank you for making more mystery boxes

At 3/13/14 01:02 AM, Wegra wrote: If we ever had action figures of Newgrounds BBS users

Thats my action figure

Happy Birthday!!!

Looking forward to more of those classic lock messages

At 3/10/14 10:17 PM, Boomstick wrote:

You mean he doesn't put it on his card?

I always hated that part with the batcard.

At 3/11/14 07:16 PM, Painbringer wrote: Is it still possible, in this day and age?

No idea, I got an Iphone 4 just today and its the first one I've ever had

I dont think all of GT was bad but yes most of it

At 3/11/14 07:07 PM, Viktor wrote: I come from the future. You will have a black president.

You need to go a few years farther back

At 3/11/14 07:22 PM, connorbleedin wrote:

I went into an apocalypse once and I can't say I recommend it.

Back in my day we woke up to the apocalypse

Those were dark times

Time travel to the future in theory is possible but to travel to the past not so much. Say you travel ten a few minutes into the past and shoot your past self in the face with a shot gun then who killed you? If it was you that shot you then there would be no one to go into the past to shoot you since you are now dead. Getting time to speed up is the easy part but to slow time enough to reverse it is another story.
Even if time travel were possible, you would go to the future and never be able to return unless in the future they know how to travel to the past.

In the year one million in a half,
Man has been enslaved by giraffe

(Futurama)