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At 11/20/14 07:11 PM, theblackkangaroo wrote: well i have a lil cold and i wanted to get better really fast so i took the whole bottle. now i feel weird.

I'll make sure to let the grim reaper know

oh my god i think your girlfriend is a goat......let me look again........yep thats a goat your doing the sexy times with a goat
awww yeah u furry lover

i see it as over rated

Jebus follows topics about flat bread and magical powers

where are the flash tools to make movies ive looked but cant find it
HELP ME

At 11/20/14 12:30 AM, SmartyPants wrote:

At 11/19/14 10:25 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: I believe in money?

Money: The REAL magic

make it rain

At 11/20/14 12:44 AM, ornery wrote: I was able to snag a few extra penicorns last pico day, but could use sooo many more. I gave a bunch away to friends, but now have a huge list of people who would love to have one. Everyone who comes to my apartment and sees the few I have left fall in love with them and want one themselves. Sadly the majestic beasts are fast becoming extinct.

If only the store reopened for those I know plenty of people who would be willing to buy them.

Yeah i think ever since the store left it became a you don't know what you've got till its gone sorta thing

(still want a penicorn).........damn it

Would the kitty send a mystery box to Maltos? Look i know a guy who can milk in a saucer
come on let us not speak of deals and greed....can i say we are agreed?

(typo fixed)

At 11/19/14 11:33 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 11/19/14 02:50 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

Do you need help sending you?

This kitty goes and stays where she wishes. I meant Mystery Box sendings, lol.

Would the kitty send a mystery box to Maltos? Look i know a guy who can milk in a saucer
come on let us not speak of deals and greed....can i say we are agree?

I travel to the past to inform my past self of the doomed future then just before i tell my past self how to survive it chasers find my point in time traveled and they shoot me. The chasers dissolve and past me is left to wonder if this too will be his fate.

Everyone Do Something Weird

this came up when i clicked the random button

At 11/19/14 12:34 PM, malfunction19 wrote:

Its physical harm, not verbal, ganging up on him, no amount of boxing lessons will make my brother take down 4 guys, he isnt mike tyson.

I'm sorry are you making a statement about (what would happen if my 9 year old brother were black)?

Your eyes are made out of recycled monkey balls
and your nose........don't get me started

that guy who said "There's no way that god will blow up Sodom

At 10/25/14 11:10 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

Neither one of you has fully read the original post. Try again.

none of you read the OP or the label on the back of the milk

I have 5 bathrooms in my house

Time has its flaws
like a beast without its claws
suddenly ashamed
of all the things that i have missed
I'll never know
where it goes
and suddenly awake
your name i wont forsake
I am a soul with cracks and holes that have been mended
So whats next
a home and a nest
with so much more than simply rest
time goes on
we can murmur on like the wind
and i know
where everything must go
suddenly i wake
love is so much more then we take
must it be so clever i know i can never say
love makes me feel this way

I wouldnt want to live in the 2d zelda world
that would suck

At 11/19/14 05:30 PM, ZE13 wrote:

ave panic attacks now when im overwhelmed.

advice??

Simple.......If you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all

Seriously who is this friggen guy?
Always looking at maps of rail road lines and talking about blood vains and such....I mean who does this guy think he is trying to look at every single atlas in the world and simply shrug.

At 11/19/14 12:18 AM, Phobotech wrote:

Penguin got out just in time, he came later in the sequel.

sidenote; Googled "Heidi Klum as a Penguin" and was disappointed.

lol

The poor penguin
keep those seals away from Danny Devito

At 11/18/14 11:56 PM, SithCorduroy wrote:

The show is clearly picking a side here.

Duh if the show says (oh those water keeping bastards wont let it flow)
then all the water folks will shut off their water to make them shut up

ah yes democracy

its a video of a masssive bright as the sun light that appeared in the dead of night in Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C_7FuJVG0c

imagine your driving through the night and you see this

At 11/18/14 06:47 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 11/18/14 06:46 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I want the Mystery Boxes to come back!

I'm actually debating doing Mystery Boxes in a month or so, depends on how well I'm doing financially at the time.

this feline will deliver...

Yes do the mystery box scte3 i need another one

We all know that the deepness of mandeep can not be matched

At 11/18/14 09:58 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 11/18/14 09:54 PM, Maltos wrote:

and what card?

this card

At 11/18/14 09:52 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

that @TomFulp should bring the Store back I loved buying shit from it and really wanted some of those Castle Crasher Figures and some more penicorns.

How many penicorns do you have?
i never got one but damn i should have
.......you know i did get that NG card remember?

Giggity Giggity Goo

Oh Maltos, you're still on NG good for you but i wonder did you ever find that 50 dollar bill? Past Maltos knows that if you have found it you've probably already spent it on something weird. Not much to say to you future Maltos just one more thing, dont make life miserable for me