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Les Miserables soundtrack

yes....i remember the smell of poo

Yoko (Ono) John wayn Gacy

Yoko Gacy

At 11/22/14 10:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote: What retard in the media is calling a real gun a toy gun? They are not toys!

Guns? what are they?

At 11/22/14 05:27 PM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote: Hi Newgrounds. I'm not one to vent on Forums, but this is something that boggles my mind from time to time. Considering my family falls under this is a little embarrassing.

(they had a thing and split when I was a baby, honestly I don't care,

I just don't understand why parents do things like this, knowing it could put their children at risk, or change their life for the worse. What goes through their mind? I feel like I could be a better parent than anyone I know in my family, quote me on that.

There's your problem right there my friend, your lack of understanding of the adult world. That and the fact that the best thing for you and your siblings would have been for your parents to grow up and suck it up and stay together for the kids. I have a child and i came from a broken home and that will not happen for my son. My thing is if you make your bed then lay in it end of story. Your parents are immature and were not ready to be parents nor were they ready to be married. However this shouldn't be anything you don't know yet.
The people who suffer are the children in a situation like that, your mother has fallen from grace and she no longer seems to care about anything other than what she wants or how she is hurt and she cant or wont see your hurt. I'm sorry to say that as the child in the house all you can do is endure and learn from their mistakes.

Love this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkodfZ2KlJA

it would be called
Jesus meets obama

At 9/25/14 11:31 AM, klompors wrote: How can I piss off an American

Showing off the metric system was not as effective

pissing off americans is impossible
due to the shear steel of our balls

@jebus

At 11/21/14 08:27 PM, ZE13 wrote: it feels good... mmm.... kiss me here now. ( pulls down to navel)

i wont do it
you cant make me

At 11/21/14 11:19 PM, Phobotech wrote: What are your go-to favorite numbers you use to identify yourself with?

24601

At 11/21/14 11:29 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Hey,

I'd love to hear how you're doing.

Well thank you for asking
I'm dong well
very well in fact

HA I remain awake!

At 11/20/14 10:40 PM, Kel-chan wrote: NO HANDLEBARS!

what can you do?

prove it

At 11/18/14 11:56 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: Yesterday The Daily Show did a segment about the Detroit water shutoffs.

Should people be given free water from the water companies if they don't pay their bills?

As long as it rains and snows water will be free forever
unless that is the american government starts to tax weather

At 11/21/14 12:34 AM, Wegra wrote: Three titted woman?

Yes. Yes I would. Would you?

I'd be more interested in how many butts she has

The answer is simple.....drugs

Nope not a rip off at all, that is simply the way life was meant to be lived

A life for a life
an eye for an eye
deal for a deal
america's funniest home videos

At 11/21/14 01:34 AM, Chocomilk wrote:

At 11/20/14 11:49 PM, Maltos wrote: massive
hard
up on your humor.
Dry humor
its straight forward
long and get bigger every day
blow away others
dicks

Please teach me your ways

you are a master truly

Well done sir but there are more

At 11/21/14 12:39 AM, w00tw00 wrote:

Tell me NG should we move ahead with this or should we just just go limp?

are you going to provide content first?

I already provided my content. Just read my first post and look a bit closer at its content and there you ill see what i mean.

I swear

As we all know puns involving the male region below known by many names (cock) are a massive part of NG. It isnt hard to make a junk joke if your up on your humor. Dry humor could play a part or two but most of the time its straight forward. The list of puns is long and get bigger every day. Isnt it high time we recognize it and give out badges to those dicks that come here with the intent to blow away others with their clever puns.

Tell me NG should we move ahead with this or should we just just go limp?

At 11/20/14 11:27 PM, VJF wrote:

Has relevance ever been relevant to any question in this thread?

Is your question of relevance relevant to the question?

At 11/20/14 11:23 PM, Kel-chan wrote: Oh noes there goes ebola joe,

maybe you have rabies....

or you've done alot of meth

both are bad mkay...

^ this

the last time i slept was before i saw the boogie man.......that predictable B film scared me to death

At 11/19/14 08:58 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote:

Obama should be granted full control over the country in order to spare it from further damage from GOP and enable America to take real action on immigration, taxes, climate etc.?

no......just no to everything you just said

At 11/20/14 08:06 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

anted, but all of the animals get high and trample you down.

I wish that Justin Bieber was your roommate.

Granted, but he soon sees his love for you and he gets a sex change for you and you just love screwing that beaver.

I wish the bible involved less incest

At 11/20/14 09:16 PM, theblackkangaroo wrote:

dude I'm on 5 different drugs right now let him know lol.

Also my dog keeps complaining about being raped when i leave him in your basement. whats with that?

At 11/20/14 07:29 PM, theblackkangaroo wrote: soooo boring today its a kinda smoke some crack and masturbate all day type day. ya know?

crack? what is this crack i found in your room. You are in deep shit when you start trippin ballz