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At 11/25/14 11:06 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I won't fuck them in the mouth because that's gross. I'll only fuck the females, and only in the pussies.

You have a narrow view on sex my friend i feel sorry you

At 11/25/14 11:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/25/14 10:58 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 11/25/14 10:16 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I'd handcuff people so they won't run away as I fuck them.

you would hand cuff their feet?

i'd cuff both their hands and their feet.

but they could still bite or squirm. what then?

At 11/25/14 11:00 PM, MMHM wrote:

Hey, I already pay money towards burning coal to make my food cold. I might as well pay for water on top of that.

screw that. if fresh food fell from the sky would still pay for it?

At 11/25/14 10:16 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I'd handcuff people so they won't run away as I fuck them.

you would hand cuff their feet?

At 11/25/14 05:34 AM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: Masturbating, feels like such a chore!

buy a real doll for only $15.000 minimum

At 11/25/14 10:50 PM, MMHM wrote: Everyday for underwear, I'll go a few days before changing clothes though. You'll find out when you move out of your parents house how important not wasting water is.

rain water.,......learn to collect it then warm it and at some point you get a bath with free water also free drinking water. why the hell should i pay for something that falls from the sky?

jurassic world says it in the title

jur-ass-ic wor-ld

At 11/25/14 10:43 PM, fmn335 wrote: What underwear? I only require my skin for clothing.

commando
but isnt that uncomfortable?

At 11/25/14 10:27 PM, DM692 wrote:

At 11/25/14 10:02 PM, Maltos wrote: I thought it was refusing to eat the dry white meat and taking the turkey leg for yourself

Shred up your white meat (kind of like pulled pork) and drown it in gravy, it's not the same as dark meat but it makes it a hell of a lot more palatable to people that don't like the dry-ass texture (like myself).

I'll give it a shot but it seems every year they all say to me "Maltos do you want some white meat? I say no damn it give me the dark meat!
But maybe this year ill steal that gravy from uncle Al Pacino.

also im the son of jesus's greatest grandbaby daddy.

At 11/25/14 05:16 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I blame Vinnyy for the power outage that my grandparents experienced.

I blame TheGamechanger for Ebola

At 11/25/14 10:14 PM, CresIsis wrote: once a day at least you gross mf

well my my you must also not wear the same socks huh?

At 11/25/14 10:11 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 11/25/14 10:09 PM, FinaLee wrote: Everyday, ya freak.

Yeah this.

No offense, I don't know how people can go more than a day without a shower.

I start to feel like filth. But hey you're saving water. A friend to the fishes.

oh no i still shower everyday but i mean if the underwear is still clean then why not?

At 11/25/14 10:09 PM, FinaLee wrote: Everyday, ya freak.

lol come on you know when they have a few more days left in them

At 11/25/14 10:05 PM, fmn335 wrote: Maybe the people who make such accusations should get raped, and then get teabagged on CoD so they could feel the difference for themselves.

cod?
carbon copy of duty
COD games are nothing more then generic first person shooters

how often
Do you change your underwear?
I go two days three max

At 11/25/14 07:40 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Well, due to the fact I actually plan on becoming a cop, I'd be a civil, respectable one.

I would be a super trooper

At 11/25/14 09:58 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: Getting to say the word "giblets".

I thought it was refusing to eat the dry white meat and taking the turkey leg for yourself

Enjoy the power that comes with voting.......Toby can tell you about power

At 11/25/14 04:42 AM, Voltage wrote: Quick, what do you do?

eat so i wont be hungry in the afterlife

At 11/25/14 05:27 PM, Zhon wrote:

Thanksgiving is a holiday that stands for everything America is: we find shit,we take everything, we stuff our faces, and we kill people, then to top it all off, we cover up the truth in our textbooks with friendly Godspreaders.

Welcome to america fool
besides the natives killed their fellow man way b4 the white man arrived. So if you would rather live outside with the elements and get stabbed with spears or be sacrificed to some god then be my guest.

At 11/25/14 09:43 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:

At 11/25/14 09:36 PM, Maltos wrote: god of the drink

Ahhh, Sanguine. A popular choice. His domain is lust, sin, sloth, gluttony, and greed. He is the patron deity of sinners and enjoys pranks on hapless mortals, but prefers to drag mortals down by their own volition through temptation and humiliation.

that's all me my friend

god of the drink

At 11/25/14 05:36 PM, Mumbo wrote: Men are always envious of the idea of a larger penis, regardless of size. More is always better, right? As debatable as the topic of what is best may be, I am here to offer a hypothetical solution.

:: There are many techniques to break down penile tissue. Jelqing, penis stretching devices, etc. find them yourselves.

TLDR; pull your dick + protein + strong cardiovascular system = bigger dick.

The fact that you put this much thought into this sure makes me wonder why.........

At 11/25/14 01:58 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 11/24/14 08:32 PM, Maltos wrote: Know what doesnt suck?
I'm a level 10 now

You've been here since 2012 though.

that's my point

nothing....work sucks dragon balls

At 11/24/14 06:32 AM, RedCoin wrote: Hello

Thanks juliana

This is a lizard:

no its a rabbit

At 11/23/14 02:19 AM, koopahermit wrote: Veganism

^ this

Where To Fart

Know what doesnt suck?
I'm a level 10 now