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At 12/28/14 06:03 PM, Newgaf wrote: I don't understand it. It's a huge drain on time and money. You can have sex without conceiving. There's no population shortage.

are you jelly?

At 12/26/14 03:28 AM, leasheddemon wrote: So i ruined Christmas. did you ruin it too?

Of course not son
it was the tooth fairy

you can't make me do it
I wont do it

At 12/27/14 05:19 PM, Kogey wrote:

At 12/27/14 05:08 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/27/14 01:47 PM, Kogey wrote: reading your threads

Marry me, Kogey-kun.

I do :3

or you could just bite them.....so much easier

At 12/25/14 11:04 PM, Mumbo wrote: Anyone remembear ThoseSneakyFrench?

I'm going to bite you

They are so real

how do you explain all the triangles and people covering one eye ball

At 12/27/14 03:09 PM, BlueReality wrote: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11308839/Meet-Britains-first-11-year-old-female-bishop.html

Are Protestants really becoming this desperate?

nope

At 12/27/14 12:37 AM, Lepy wrote: here's my dog. i've been working very hard on him for a long time now. but i want my dog to be better. please tell me how i can improve my dog to be the number one dog.

maybe you could teach him to stop pooping in my house

At 12/27/14 11:13 AM, Ericho wrote: Do, he gave me the contents of his stocking, which now that I think about it, is kind of dirty in its own way. Wait, he gave me the contents of MY stocking, that's probably even worse!

was it a poo?

At 12/27/14 04:45 AM, Makakaov wrote: So you're at the christmas meeting in your house with all your family members present. What do you do to destroy the party?

drink all the spiked egg nog then fap all over the christmas gifts

At 12/26/14 04:35 PM, Deshiel wrote: your life, that frequently sends you NSFW pics of power girl and often comments about her ample bossom in many different ways? If ya are in search of such buddy...

At this point you probably thought that I will TAG the individual, but I'm no busta baicho.
He will find you.

is he you?

GOD the garden of eden what a wonderful place to be, wouldnt you say Adam?

Adam aww yeah god this place kicks azz but.....

GOD but what?

Adam- Well i mean i know you work on this place for a whole five days but i think there is something missing

GOD-First of all this grand paradise took seven days, its got everything what more could you possibly want

Adam- well a woman to bed might be nice

GOD-fine but if she fucks this up you are out

Adam-deal

-----God creates eve then leaves they mate while eating of the fruit then go returns to see what they have done

GOD- Oh my god you ate of the fruit you are so friggen gone

Adam- worth it

At 12/27/14 01:48 PM, motokocat22 wrote: I want to go to my cousin's 1st birthday party at Chuck E Cheese but she says I'm too old. Since when are you too old to go to a arcade that has pizza and prizes? I'm 16 btw.

screw chuck e cheese you should be trying to sneak into R rated films and such

At 12/27/14 03:43 PM, Radaketor wrote: I don't think that kind of forum is in high demand here.

^this

NGers don't speak of wires or hard drives or ram or softcore wear
unless of course it can be turned into something dirty as stated above

At 12/24/14 12:29 PM, vixuzar wrote: just hate those people who do rap they can put a word after another call themselves rapper`s they sound like a dog dying their lyrics rhyme it`s like a shitty nokia phone with a screen and what makes it better is fast enough they fast a old man about to hate people . if you want to rap just abuse rap

fixed
this is the jest of the level of your intelligence

At 12/24/14 09:48 AM, Teddiikun wrote:

At 12/24/14 02:01 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: also im a man

In that case a sex-change operation would be a good start

forgot image

At 12/24/14 09:48 AM, Teddiikun wrote:

At 12/24/14 02:01 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: also im a man

In that case a sex-change operation would be a good start

a sex change? or drag

GayAunt-A Claus

furries is a new age term for animal rapist

At 12/24/14 06:46 PM, VJF wrote:

At 12/24/14 05:29 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: banta claus isn't a thing. you can't just make up clauses. a clause has to consist of a subject and a predicate and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

--supergandhi64

You are an idiot, and I mean this in the most offensive way possible.

Blasphemer!

At 12/24/14 06:15 PM, Ro-May-O wrote:

I am just a whiny pussy who gets irritated to quickly

I'm afraid so

Rant-a Clause

santa doesn't scare me or my balls

At 12/24/14 04:54 PM, vixuzar wrote: there are cool kids everywhere but what makes them cool is that they never talk to you not unless they need something which means . ITS A TRAP

Star Wars

At 12/24/14 04:51 PM, Wegra wrote:

At 12/24/14 04:49 PM, Cordyceps wrote: that doesn't even rhyme try again

Who said it has to?

jesus of course
do you know nothing of easter geez

At 12/24/14 09:06 AM, RedCoin wrote:

Prince Ali - gracious he - Ali Ababwa
Genuine, show some respect:
Down you insect you little worm get on your knees
Now try your best to say Islam
Brush off your sunday salaam,
Then come and meet his spectacular calorie.
Prince Ali - mighty is he - Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten sextacular men definitely
He faced the galloping hordes!
A million bad guys with swords!
Who sent those goons back to the lagoon of foreign shores.
Why- Prince Ali!
gave it a go

At 12/24/14 06:17 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: People are really going to try fighting over the last comment here now?

Is that what we're doing, kids?

No way.....I mean who cares about having the last post in the I kill threads thread?
certainly not I.

You've all made good points so thanks for the feedback on the topic

I see the Hi I'm new threads a lot these days, so my question is should there be a newcomers thread where they can pop in and say (hey I'm the new guy)?
Other wise we are going to keep having billions of hi I'm new threads

At 12/23/14 12:52 AM, Phobotech wrote: Whats your favorite thing to favorite?

Mine is "favorite songs" but "favorite food" is a close second.

Gotta go with games