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At 12/5/14 05:14 PM, CresIsis wrote:

At 11/21/14 11:40 AM, malfunction19 wrote: yea, i was the youngest one there, im now 47 years old, i was really tall and lied about my age when i enlisted, i think i enlisted at 13-15, i had a scruffy beard that made me look 17, it was a hell of a war.

Gonna do some math here.
If you're 47 years old, that means you were born in 1968, which means you were either 0 or 1 year old when that picture was taken. Cool story tho.

Sorry for the late reply, i didnt have time to be on the computer and just figured out that replies are stored in the top right notification segment, anyway i meant 57, since i said before i was around 13-15 or even younger, but i had hit puberty early and had a scruffy beard, so they hurried me along.

At 12/28/14 03:45 AM, NGComicd wrote:

At 6/19/12 01:24 AM, malfunction19 wrote:

At 6/19/12 12:21 AM, Revo357912 wrote:

oh LORDY THIS IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!! LOL LOL SO FUNNY!! I DROPPED FROM MY ROOF WHILE READING THIS!

Did you break your dick when you fell?

If i had, i wouldnt know, since it was 2 years ago, lol leave dead threads dead.

Ok so this is a question about AMD crossfire, now im getting an APU which has an onboard discrete graphics card the CPU is a AMD A-Series APU A10-5700 Trinity 3.4GHz and has and has a Radeon 6600d card, or something, and im getting an R9 280x as well, so the question is can i crossfire the DEDICATED GPU, with the DISCRETE GPU which is present WITHIN the APU, god, PC building is so fucking complicated :/

At 11/22/14 05:52 PM, Splats wrote: What is it?

Gamejunkies daughter. Nothing even comes close

At 11/21/14 11:32 AM, SubparTony wrote:

At 11/19/14 12:34 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: teaching him self-defense can be quite constructive, he can gain self confidence,

While this is true, his self confidence will be destroyed if this fails.
The question is ,taking into account that bullying sometimes ruins people's lives, but fighting back ends up to give them strength and self confidence, is a parent, aware of the situation, willing to take the risk?

My mother thinks that he should defend himself, but got angry at me when i got kicked out a long time ago for fighting back.

At 11/21/14 11:28 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 11/21/14 11:20 AM, malfunction19 wrote: Oh man this was a long time ago, this was taken in 1968 or early 69 during my first 3 tours of vietnam, my friend who's face cant be seen in the photo always regrets that he didnt lift his head for the camera, haha.

Are you really a 'Nam vet?

That's pretty metal.

yea, i was the youngest one there, im now 47 years old, i was really tall and lied about my age when i enlisted, i think i enlisted at 13-15, i had a scruffy beard that made me look 17, it was a hell of a war.

was 90kg/198 pounds at the start of 2014 now im 60kg/132 pounds, i used to exercise regularly and stuff but when i starting dieting the weight REALLY started to drop off and now im skinny-medium, im hoping to hit 55-50kg or110-121pounds before starting to bulk up, oh and im 6'1-6'0.

Oh man this was a long time ago, this was taken in 1968 or early 69 during my first 3 tours of vietnam, my friend who's face cant be seen in the photo always regrets that he didnt lift his head for the camera, haha.

At 11/19/14 07:25 PM, Kwing wrote:

At 11/19/14 12:34 PM, malfunction19 wrote: Its physical harm, not verbal, ganging up on him, no amount of boxing lessons will make my brother take down 4 guys, he isnt mike tyson.

In a majority of situations, even if you're outnumbered, putting up a fight against bullies will make them more hesitant to beat you up. When adults try and step into prevent violence, 9 times out of 10 it's the kid that retaliated that gets in trouble.

You have a point ,ill tell him to fight back as hard as he can. He is a pretty tough kid, atleast i like to think so, im much older than him and he can hit me pretty hard, i hope this builds his character.

At 11/19/14 12:28 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I think that depends on the type of bullying. Yeah if he's getting his teeth kicked in, get him out, or preferably have authority in the school do something about it... But if it's mild verbal attacks then why not teach him that what they say doesn't matter, instead of having him flee from it. It's not like those things will get any better later. People are dicks. That's just life.

Its physical harm, not verbal, ganging up on him, no amount of boxing lessons will make my brother take down 4 guys, he isnt mike tyson.

So i just found out my 9 year old brother is being bullied in school, so i told my dad about it and he said he's willing to change his school branch to a much nicer one (my brother went to this branch before and he was completely fine), before switching to this branch my brother would not try and fake illness to avoid school, but ever since he switched branches to cut fuel costs my brother has been trying to avoid school and me and dad found out that it was because he was bullied, so here's the issue, my mother thinks that my 9 YEAR OLD little brother should learn to protect himself, and to save fuel costs he should remain in the branch he's bullied in because protecting yourself is the "law of the universe" she says, i am completely baffled by her ignorance and malevolence, thoughts?

At 11/19/14 09:55 AM, Monster-64 wrote: omg this show is about crime and will have a bad influence on my kids im not letting watch this and if my kids watch this they're grounded!!!!

Its not about crime! Its about how two good ol' boys fight corruption! And Freedom of expression lets the media make any show they please ! >:O

Now just cause you said that ima go make my little brother watch 10 episodes of this show!

GUYS!!!! I need help, do you guys remember the original dukes of hazzard show? The one that aired from 1978-1985 i think? I love that show and i just finished the first season, it is hilarious, and i love the homely vibe of it, but the reason i want help is that i cant find the english subtitles for the second season, nor any season beyond that, if anyone could email me the english subtitles for the dukes of hazzard season 2 and onwards, id be mighty greatful. My email is mmo_gamer_pro@hotmail.com

At 11/18/14 12:02 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 11/18/14 11:56 AM, malfunction19 wrote: Well yes but you get my point.

Let me put it this way, I lived to see the fall of the world's most prominent terrorist organization. I have no family in the military, and all in all, it didn't affect me so much. Yes, the US,

theoretically

was now safe from a man and group that slaid ~2000 people. Sure, WWII and the Soviet Union had more casualities, but compare Pearl Harbor to 9/11, and the endgames; Osama being killed and the nukes of Hiroshima & Nagasaki.

I'd say killing one man was more of a victory that taking the lives of innocent, and even then, it wasn't that monumental of an event. Sure, some rednecks partied, but... It wasn't the focus point of an entire decade.

You feel me?

Yeah i do, but the amount of casualties are not the matter, the matter was the threat, the threat to the security of not only the nation, but to the security of all of the civilised world, and killing osama greatly helped south asian nations which were battling terrorism, my country, pakistan, had terrorist attacks every week, but when osama died, the terrorists disbanded, formed different factions and it was much safer, it was not only an american victory but a victory for all who opposed terrorism.

At 11/18/14 06:49 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 11/17/14 10:53 AM, malfunction19 wrote: If you were battling those things then yes it would have, as you would live to see your foes fall, do you think americans could have been any happier when they saw the USSR fall?

The Soviet Union collapsed in the late 90's, friend.

Well yes but you get my point.

At 11/17/14 11:30 PM, SentForMe wrote:

At 11/17/14 05:49 PM, malfunction19 wrote:
Now it would be one hell of a day if we get to see hardcore animal activists duking it out with drug cartels in a godforsaken land, now THAT i would pay to watch.

PETA anyone? I'm pretty sure the cartels would win pretty quickly though. I don't think even PETA would be stupid enough to go up against the cartels. Then again, I've been wrong before.

http://www.animalliberationfront.com/ is what i meant, im sure PETA would love to help them.

At 11/17/14 05:49 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 11/17/14 05:36 PM, malfunction19 wrote:

At 11/17/14 05:08 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:10 PM, malfunction19 wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:07 PM, JRob wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:02 PM, BumFodder wrote:

Driving a muscle car is illegal? I dont think so, and everyone thinks that the grass is greener on the otherside, personally for me, in first world nations, it all comes down to personal opinion on what culture you prefer to live in.

Non of my hobbies include illegal activities, unless you count mild over speeding on highways ofcourse.

At 11/17/14 05:45 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 11/17/14 04:51 PM, malfunction19 wrote: Thats so.....uttery, METAL, like it seems as if the people of juarez just up and said, "MAN FUCK THAT, THOSE BITCHES ARENT MANS BEST FRIEND, BURN THE FUCKERS SO CAN READ THE PAPER AT PEACE!", but seriously though, why hasnt anyone done something about that? If something like that happened im sure PETA would form a goddamn army that wore recycled body armor, to march on juarez.

juarez is also known as the murder capital of the world

98% of homicides in juarez are unsolved and it's no secret that everything is cartel controlled

they have a lot more to worry about before they start tackling cases of animal cruelty

Now it would be one hell of a day if we get to see hardcore animal activists duking it out with drug cartels in a godforsaken land, now THAT i would pay to watch.

At 11/17/14 05:08 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:10 PM, malfunction19 wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:07 PM, JRob wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:02 PM, BumFodder wrote: anywhere but japan and america

Come to America

i understand japan, as it does not have a variety in climates, but why america? it is a huge region containing just about any natural and unnatural habitat you can fathom and containing almost any natural animal you can imagine, couple that with an english speaking people and alot of personal freedom and i dont see a reason not to live there, i have a flag as my profile pic for a reason and im not even american.

your hobbies is (are) illegal you know... not that any other country on earth i'm aware of is any better.. there are always dumb laws.

Driving a muscle car is illegal? I dont think so, and everyone thinks that the grass is greener on the otherside, personally for me, in first world nations, it all comes down to personal opinion on what culture you prefer to live in.

At 11/17/14 03:41 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 11/17/14 01:58 PM, malfunction19 wrote: THATS IT! THE NEW TITLE FOR THE NEXT JUAREZ GAME, I CAN SEE IT NOW!!! "CALL OF JUAREZ : DOGFIGHTER BALLADS" OH ITS GONNA SELL!!!

that would be a dope game

as a sidenote, juarez uses dead dogs as fuel meaning that dogfights are eco-friendly

Every day, a bulldozer opens a special pit next to the garbage heap before two pickup trucks equipped with metal cages arrive carrying dogs, mostly from Nuevo Juarez - roughly 80 each day.

On one morning, workers unloaded the carcasses of a puppy, a small white furry lapdog wearing a collar, a huge Saint Bernard, a rottweiler and tossed them all into the hole. The methane from their decomposing bodies is siphoned through a network of pipes along with the other organic waste and cycled through an intricate network of motors and coolants and transformed into energy. The dead street dogs become energy to power the city's street lamps.

isn't that really awesome

Thats so.....uttery, METAL, like it seems as if the people of juarez just up and said, "MAN FUCK THAT, THOSE BITCHES ARENT MANS BEST FRIEND, BURN THE FUCKERS SO CAN READ THE PAPER AT PEACE!", but seriously though, why hasnt anyone done something about that? If something like that happened im sure PETA would form a goddamn army that wore recycled body armor, to march on juarez.

At 11/17/14 03:27 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/16/14 10:33 PM, fmn335 wrote:

At 11/16/14 09:36 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”

Yerdo. Yoda. Shame Lucus sold Yoda's soul to a cartoon mouse tyrant.

"You forget a thousand things a day. Make sure this is one of them!"

Michael De Santa from Grand Theft Auto.

“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”

Pass, and because of my failure to identify your quote ill post a ridiculously easy one.

“And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country.”

At 11/17/14 01:46 AM, Sekhem wrote: the point of animal fights is to bet on them

not to spectate

c'mon

it's the only reason americans go to juarez

THATS IT! THE NEW TITLE FOR THE NEXT JUAREZ GAME, I CAN SEE IT NOW!!! "CALL OF JUAREZ : DOGFIGHTER BALLADS" OH ITS GONNA SELL!!!

At 11/12/14 10:08 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: I want to go live in the 1940's.

Violent pollution, World War II, harsh segregation, rise of communism

and most importantly the pin-up era.

What a time to have been alive.

If you were battling those things then yes it would have, as you would live to see your foes fall, do you think americans could have been any happier when they saw the USSR fall? Or the british when they saw hitler fall?

At 11/16/14 11:13 PM, BumFodder wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:12 PM, JRob wrote: SHH JUST COME

NO!

At 11/16/14 11:12 PM, malfunction19 wrote: oh cmon, unless you're insanely poor or get hurt alot healthcare is nothing to be worried about, especially if you go from town to town in rural USA, kind of like in supernatural, yeah just imagine that.

m-muh health insurance

duuude, cmon its seriously fun, imagine all that prestine beautiful land in kansas bit you're too afraid cuz you might stub your toe and have to pay for a bandaid? Cmooon

At 11/16/14 11:09 PM, BumFodder wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:07 PM, JRob wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:02 PM, BumFodder wrote: anywhere but japan and america

Come to America

I dont want to go to poor no healthcare land

oh cmon, unless you're insanely poor or get hurt alot healthcare is nothing to be worried about, especially if you go from town to town in rural USA, kind of like in supernatural, yeah just imagine that.

At 11/16/14 11:07 PM, JRob wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:02 PM, BumFodder wrote: anywhere but japan and america

Come to America

i understand japan, as it does not have a variety in climates, but why america? it is a huge region containing just about any natural and unnatural habitat you can fathom and containing almost any natural animal you can imagine, couple that with an english speaking people and alot of personal freedom and i dont see a reason not to live there, i have a flag as my profile pic for a reason and im not even american.

At 2/15/05 09:28 PM, Diego wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:12 PM, NinjalumberjacK wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:07 PM, DiscoxDiego wrote:
Nuke Japan.

You're about 60 years too late.

Excuse me, Nuke 'em again

You're still 60 years too late, they DID nuke them again.

At 11/16/14 10:23 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I wanna goto the UK. Most of my friends on my Steam's friends list live there.

At 11/16/14 10:17 PM, malfunction19 wrote:
Rural USA, in a gas guzzling fast muscle car, with a life time supply of milk, coffee and shotgun shells, oh and a shotgun to put those shells in.

I would love to live in a rural area but my main problem would be the shit internet.

OH FORGOT THAT, well im sure theirs enough room in the back for a radio tower or sumthin

At 11/16/14 08:43 PM, tatsumaru7 wrote: Anywhere in the world at all?

Rural USA, in a gas guzzling fast muscle car, with a life time supply of milk, coffee and shotgun shells, oh and a shotgun to put those shells in.

At 11/15/14 05:23 AM, Sekhem wrote: T-Rex: approx. 40 ft long x 13 ft tall with a weight of about 7 tons
Gray Wolf: approx. 6 ft long x ~2.8 ft tall with a weight of about .05 tons

In terms of weight, it would take approximately 147 wolves to equal that of a T-Rex. If you take into account a would-be attacking wolves' fear, I would say the T-Rex could probably go through about 300 before getting tired or too injured to continue. The T-Rex, after all, preyed on dinosaurs from 10 to 40 feet long with weights between 2-5 tons (such as hadrosaurs) without any real issue.

Wolves are used to taking down largely docile prey such as bison, elk, caribou etc. According to data from Yellowstone, packs of wolves struggle taking down black/grizzly bears (they lose 10 out of 19 times or a little over 50% of the time).

I assumed an average T.rex would be around 16-17 feet while the bigguns could get to around 20ish? You're right though it is all about the manner in which who attacks and who defends and how cramped/open the space is, one thing we can be sure of is that it goes into the hundreds, so anyway how about the question of how many bullets of a .38 revolver snub nose would it take to down a T.rex?