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At 1/10/08 11:20 PM, jerm7 wrote:

At 1/10/08 11:17 PM, 6AMFrenzy wrote: Someone obviously hasnt seen king kong vs gozilla.

i hAVE, BUT IT SERIOUSLY SUCKS...gODZILLA HAD THAT WIN, I KNOW THAT

BESIDES HES A BALding dumb ape, with a short temper and pit SHIT..yea!!

Caps lock is not your friend when you don't know how to use it.

At 1/10/08 11:17 PM, the-amazing-joe wrote: Find me the exact place in the Bible (book, chapter, and verse) that says that and I'll mail you $30.

I'm not kidding.

This should be fun :)

Every one has original sin from when eve ate the apple of knowledge. Now where is my fuckin money.

Did I say I was an atheist, I just think the Christian religion has some flaws in it.

No, the solos aren't but tell me that the song through fire and flames doesn't have the effect. Oh and also try and tell me that no one can do tapping.

There would probably be 47 of them.

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement
12. Lurk moar- it's never enough
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll - it means that they win
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
16. There are NO girls on the internet
17. A cat is fine too
18. One cat leads to another
19. Another cat leads to zippo cat
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it
22. /b/ sucks today
23. Cock goes in here
24. You will never have sex
25. ????
26. PROFIT
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than you just saw
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
30. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will fap.

yes I know copy pasta

No actually he was right. Oh and here is the abridged version of your religion.

Faith is like a glass of water.
When you are young the glass is small so it is easier to fill.
But when you get older the glass gets bigger so it is harder to fill.

Someone's been listening to George Carlin.

Just smoke and mirrors, anyone playing guitar for 5 years can use tapping techniques along with a repeater effect.

At 1/10/08 08:15 PM, Subbyzero wrote:

At 1/10/08 07:46 PM, supagayfag wrote: hahqa j00 fukin desrvd it j00 cunthead

dude. go back and suck on your moms boob. and gtfo newgrounds.

Now, now, that is just what the troll wants.

Lurk Moar.

At 1/10/08 05:34 PM, Ecke wrote: Problem is you're using a shit car.

Also, get a better transmission.

I have the tier 1 drive line, I just don't have the money for the tier 2 yet.

You don't have to make 2 topics. Oh and just look for a no cd crack.

I am not even gonna use a witty comment for this one. USE THE SEARCH BAR.

At 1/10/08 05:13 PM, Yamor wrote: I never really rented Pro Street, I hear that it is not very good.

I actually think it is more realistic than the other NFS games, in drags you have to heat your tires to get grip, damage effects your car things like that. But can someone please answer my question, it is bothering me.

At 1/10/08 05:10 PM, killaboy69 wrote: OK listen get a Corvette do it up to the max and dont buy pro street

Nah corvettes were never my style. Besides I don't have the money for one right now.

Nothing new here.

I just rented the game, and I am having a problem with one of my cars in a drag race. I have a 70 Challenger R/T, and I put the tier 1 engine, drivetrain, NOS, and brakes on it. I get max grip everytime, but whenever my car shifts from 3 to 4 the RPMs go down to only about a quarter of the way, (I would say around 1500 but that is just a guess), well it gets annoying in the a race when you are up against someone, because your car has no balls at all when you hit fourth gear. So does anyone know of a way that I might fix this.

Mother Fucker, funny it is the same thing I call my xbox sometimes.

At 1/9/08 06:04 AM, TheNahs wrote: OHHHHHHHH BLOODY HELL OLD CHAP

No mod noticed you had goatse in your sig did they.

At 1/8/08 01:57 AM, superstatguy wrote: If you so asked......

Congratulations you have a square penis.

I don't like the purple ones that much, but even then they are okay.

It makes about as much sense as christianity.

The mayan calender doesn't even say the world will end. The callender just ends, the world didn't end when it went from B.C. to A.D. did it? There just aren't any more mayans to do a new calender for them.

At 1/7/08 11:07 PM, Ragenaric wrote: No idea how they're gonna squeeze 2 gigs of data in a tiny chip...

Have you felt how light a 120 gig 360 hard drive is. How about how much data they can fit onto an iPod. I think that they could do it.

Actually the reason thugs sag their pants is because in prison, the lower you had your pants meant the more "available" you were. They did it on the outside, and covering up there homosexuality they said they did it because it was gangsta. People followed the trend wanting to be OG, and it just continued. So in conclusion all hood gangsters are gay. Joke aside that is the truth of how it got started.

To everyone who doesn't know what trogdor is, maybe this will clear it up.

Maybe

TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!

Trogdor was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon

But he was still TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!

Burninating the countryside,
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the peoples
And their thatched-roof COTTAGES!

THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!

When all the land is in ruin,
And burnination has forsaken the countryside,
Only one guy will remain.

My money's on TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!

And theTrogdor comes in the NIIIGHT...

Well obviously no one got a RvB reference.

At 1/7/08 03:24 PM, TacoFreak wrote:

At 1/7/08 03:21 PM, major-shake wrote: Can I have a fish taco?

athankyou

There are all types of tacos at the party! :D

And yes there are nachos. :3
There's also salsa and cheese dip.

Oh thank you, and happy birthday.

I still don't know how to do the one that goes in circles.

Can I have a fish taco?

athankyou