1,792 Forum Posts by "major-shake"
At 2/18/08 07:30 PM, MeatMachine wrote: Yeah, it's all Nintendo's fault! The retailers and consumers have nothing to do with that!
Actually it is nintendo's fault. They never produced enough consoles to compete with holiday demand.
I forgot to add something to the end of my last post.
It has better accuracy under sustained automatic fire. You have to fire shorter bursts with the M16 than you do with the AK47.
At 2/18/08 11:41 PM, Mizar wrote: AK-47 gives you reliability, while M16 gives you accuracy and stopping power.
it's a toss up.
Actually the ak47 gives you both more accuracy and stopping power, and I will explain how.
The AK uses a bigger bullet, that is where you get the stopping power from. However since it does not use plastic for the stock, it is a heavier gun, when you have a heavier gun you have less muzzle jump, thus increasing accuracy.
I did it for the lulz once, but I failed. I think that is what happened to BBR.
I would still tap that, there are a lot of freckles there, but it is tapable.
I used to live in a city and I could just listen in on people's conversations because of crossed lines. One time there were two Japanese people arguing and it was rather funny.
Just remember what happens to nerds on the moon.
I just don't use one.
I have found that if you don't use the internet like a fucktard you don't need one.
At 2/18/08 02:58 PM, Ejit wrote: Sush.
and how is typing numbers anything to do with grammar?
Nothing, I am just saying that it seems like some people don't know how to use a keyboard and just hit it with their forehead. Thus implying that they would not know the basic structure or use the wrong slashes.
Does it ever feel like they are trying to play a mindfuck on you?
It says something on the lines of, "The topic you are looking for does not exist perhaps it was deleted or perhaps it never existed at all."
Now I don't know about you guys, but that last part just seems like it would fuck with your head. I mean of course you know it was locked if you clicked on it from the list in the forum. But how could you get a topic that never existed. Unless you are actually typing in the address, which I highly doubt (hell most people on newgrounds don't even know proper grammar), why would they put in the "Perhaps it never existed at all"? Maybe they are just trying to cover up for some of the atrocities that have happened on this forum. Either way, it still sounds like a Jedi mindtrick to me.
At 2/18/08 02:40 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:At 2/18/08 02:40 PM, Crazyshark70 wrote:Yeah but they kind've hae the same setup as newgrounds.You're not talking about LordBling are you?
I thought I was the only one who remembered that.
At 2/18/08 02:36 PM, stabby51 wrote:At 2/18/08 02:30 PM, Zerok wrote: Hackers? Sold? You-know-what?Why the fuck does this guy appear everywhere?
You're new to this internet thing, aren't you?
Because he is zerok, he owns you. Now bow, worm.
I think that this should answer your question.
At 2/18/08 01:41 AM, killaboy69 wrote: hey guys comon lets all get this so called *cure* and live happy lives without being infected in 3 years!
Already been covered.
At 2/18/08 01:32 AM, UMREE wrote: opinion not fact
Technically the bible is opinion too, you cannot prove right or wrong anything in it. Although a lot of everything in it can be proven scientifically impossible.
Yeah but it turns everyone in zombie things, then the next thing you know your dog turns into one of the fuckers and you have to kill it. But hey, you are trying to find a cure for the cure, you know.
At 2/18/08 01:18 AM, bladeofluigi wrote: Ignorance is bliss
Find a better country with all the amendments, get off your computer, and go there. Instead of giving America so much SHIT.
We donate more than any country worldwide.
We've been hated by more than half the world.
We're trying to fix problems like AIDs in Africa or help starving children.
Bush didn't even acknowledge the genocide in Darfur until I believe it was the end of last year, or the beginning of this year. But again since when have we been the worlds fucking savior, why don't we fix the things that are wrong here in the US.
At 2/3/08 01:50 PM, AznWarlord wrote:At 2/3/08 01:44 PM, SUPA-SAMOAN000 wrote: We're the strongest? No, we just spend the most on weapons. We're getting our ass kicked in Iraq, because unlike you lazy fucks who cheer from your keyboard they're willing to bleed for their country. As they should - we shouldn't be there.We're kicking way more ass than you think, and we should be there. We gotta keep teror from being widespread throughout the world.
Yeah because this country was founded to be the worlds police.
We're rich? Bullshit. Most Europeans are richer than us, and don't have to worry about medical insurance. Notice the dollar plummeting lately? It's because your leaders since Reagan have sold this fucking country to other countries - that's what deficit spending really means.Do you know how much gold is at Fort Knox? The global economy relies on a lot of the American business market.
Yeah, you know the world relies on the traitorous Rockefellers, Bushes and all of the other bankers to fuck them up the ass with interest on their own countries money. Why can't people seem to grasp that this country has no money and owes the federal reserve quadrillions of dollars with all of the money they printed and circulated.
And you assholes can't save either - you've spent all your equity on SUVs and designer clothes, and wonder why we work more than any other nation. Oh, and did you know that except for the top 10% the income of Americans has been going down since 1977? Of course you didn't, because you're too busy watching E! and Paris Hilton to realize how badly you're being fucked.Fucking shit! You're not from America. You're one of those damn Europeans that don't know shit about America and thinks they do. (I'm not talking about Europeans here, I'm talking about him - some people have a tendency to not read)
Our Freedoms? Fuck that - since habeas corpus was revoked you have no rights. None. Freedom of speech doesn't mean shit when they can just throw you in jail, morons.Who the fuck get's thrown in jail unless the break the law? Protesters get thrown in jail because they get all violent and shit while they ask for peace.
Fuck this bullshit. I'm out, and I advise anyone with half a brain to prepare to do the same. The fucking morons in America don't deal with reality at all.Suck my balls. It's not worth getting banned telling you I'm gonna grab your . . .
I think it could go in the live arcade, but other than that I don't think it would do that good.
Oh like you have never danced like that with a bunch of guys.
backs slowly to the door.
no homo
That is not a toy.
It is a parody of Shadow of the Colossus. With a dog being the colossus.
At 2/6/08 12:49 AM, Goldfishie wrote:At 2/6/08 12:46 AM, major-shake wrote: Now you don't have a girlfriend, because as we all know there are no girls on the internet.Nope, no females of the human species on the internet. Just fat, hairy, 30-50 somethings naked and fapping. :D
See, this man gets it. Oh sure they have their "myspace" but that is more like an embassy.
Now you don't have a girlfriend, because as we all know there are no girls on the internet.
At 2/3/08 10:28 AM, Mind-Edge wrote:At 2/3/08 10:22 AM, m4nson wrote: i do 150 pounds and im 15Sure sonny.
That is not that uncommon, hell I'm sixteen and I can do 245 lbs.
At 2/3/08 10:55 AM, AngryBanana wrote: I find girls with vagina's attractive.
I don't discriminate.
I am with you on that, I just can't stand preppy girls. Most guys are just dyeing to bang a cheerleader or something but not me.
I truly feel sorry, for it has happened to me. But hell it has happened to everyone that has fallen in love, it is nothing new, and it will happen to everyone. Just remember that you will find another person, that and an aluminum bat hurts worse than a wooden bat but bends easier.
At 2/3/08 10:15 AM, Phantox wrote: Fake. Tried it
You have to believe when you do it. I still haven't figured out in what. I just tried believing in everything. The glitch worked and I have a more positive outlook on life.
Rainbow sprinkles with a hint of cinnamon.

