1,792 Forum Posts by "major-shake"
At 1/1/08 08:00 PM, kibas-cool wrote:At 1/1/08 07:59 PM, DrunkenCat wrote:Everyone likes pieAt 1/1/08 07:58 PM, TsukaharaAntariticus wrote:I like pieAt 1/1/08 07:57 PM, JadeGreenFox wrote: Screwing Sonic... interesting.And rather perverted.
Homosexuals don't like pie, if ya know what I mean.
At 1/1/08 09:00 PM, SirStanley wrote: This topic could have been a lot of fun. Just had to ruin it eh? Perhaps some people won't read the responses though.
That is what I was going for, I mean who really reads the fifth response anyway, and if they really wanted to check his source would see what it was about.
It's funny how a lot of people probably think it is George W. Bush.
Yeah you can play the games of tomorrow for like 3 months then you have to spend another 2 grand to upgrade so you can meet the minimum system requirements for those games, and then do it again in another 3 months, and so on, and so on. That is why I never really got into pc gaming, I mean all that I have to do now is shell out around 400 to 600 bucks to get a new console when they come out and I have good graphics for years, and the way consoles are going now, I will be able to just use my computer for doing school work and things like that.
I will send in my xbox 360 and then chill with my friends.
It would turn into that video of the internet business meeting.
At 12/31/07 02:21 AM, commander22 wrote:At 12/31/07 02:17 AM, NEVR wrote: Name the folder "PORN STASH" and put it on your desktop. The reverse psychology will confuse people, and your secret will remain safe forever.my friend tried that and his parents sold away his computer!
he had something like 56 gig of porn!!!
Who the hell needs 56 gigs of porn, that is just wasted space, go on youporn or redtube.
Mine works fine for gaming, now it won't run any brand new games, which require hd graphics, but it still does just fine for games like doom 3 and half life 2.
That fad is old, I haven't heard anyone even talk about soulja boi in a month.
At 12/30/07 01:47 PM, CHOWN wrote: Slow processor.
He's right, that is a slow processor. My emachine has a faster processor than that, mine has an intel pentium d dual core with each running at 2.66, I have over a gig of memory and 200 gigs of hard drive. And mine only cost US$350
I used to just put it in my diablo 2 folder. I created a new folder called recorded sessions, or something like that, and in there I put AVI for my porn vids, and Screenshots for my pictures.
Two letters, KY.
I smoke camel wides. And yes I have been on the BBS stoned before, I found I can come up with some philosophical stuff when I am blazed.
At 12/31/07 12:31 AM, gymmasterrebel wrote: What's the red ring of death, and if yuor Xbox is suffing up so bad, why don't you take it in to get fixed already?
It just happened to me tonight, at 7:30. I will send it in, in fact I am taking it back to the store tomorrow to see if they will replace it, if not then it is off to I believe Texas for two to four weeks.
What would be the point of that?
At 12/31/07 12:28 AM, Twone wrote: What are you talking about? I was on Live a half hour ago.
The same thing was happening to me yesterday, because of so many people putting new XBs on the network their servers are in a big clusterfuck. They simply weren't ready for the surge.
I always thought it was because they smoked too much weed.
At 12/31/07 12:25 AM, logicblance wrote: dont bother live is down anyways so playing anything is almost impossible
You don't have to have live to play campaign, and try to get your achievements.
At 12/30/07 11:34 PM, mushroomn wrote: I got a 360 6 months ago still works for me fine, but they fucked up pretty bad on that one. In addition Vista is the reason I now own a mac which I am 10 X happier with than XP or Vista
Yeah the 360 is actually a good console, the games are amazing on it. But as I said I only had mine for five days and I treated it like a well ventilated child, but still got that damn ring (which interestingly enough isn't really a ring but more like a "C" but I guess calling it the red C of death would be a little weird.) But does anyone know if the towel trick actually works, I have seen videos on youtube, but I tried it once, to no avail. Maybe I will try again but leave it in it's little cocoon longer.
At 12/30/07 11:43 PM, Shadow0fDeath wrote: Portal.
The portal flash game, I am stuck on I think level 35.
At 12/30/07 11:41 PM, spiderman555 wrote: I hate all you steelers fans and always will, o and by the way do you even have a baseball team?
Yeah the pirates.
At 12/30/07 10:31 PM, LongliveACDC wrote: Any game that lags like hell making you fuck up all the time.. Halo.
Well if you would learn how to treat a disc, or establish a good internet connection.....
also in matchmaking you can set it so that you go to the matches with the best connection.
At 12/30/07 11:35 PM, spiderman555 wrote: I don't think I'm ever going to watch Ohio sports again. Not after watching the buckeyes lose 2x, the Cavs getting their ass kicked, the Indians blowing it to the Red Sox, and now the Browns missing out when they
should of easily made the playoffs. ALL THIS YEAR.
I hate ohio.
It wasn't really their fault, except for the games earlier in the season. Tennessee just happened to win their game, this shit happens.
I mean if you look at vista and all of the problems it has had, and you look at the 360 and all of the problems it has. You have to ask yourself how far their head really is up their ass. I just got my 360 for christmas, and it has already flash the red ring of death. I am currently trying the towel trick, but that is not the point of this thread. I never had a problem with my original xbox, and my windows xp hasn't given me static either.
So newgrounds I ask you, does microsoft just not give a fuck anymore?
At 12/30/07 05:36 PM, benjamin050389 wrote: halo 2 (the whole game)
Truth.
And I am a fan of the franchise. Hell I beat it on legendary without dying once.
At 12/28/07 08:11 PM, RKThrilla wrote: people ...bigbadron is just doing his job, there is no need to go crazy on him...
What job? It's not like they pay him to be an asshole. Although I actually like BBR he has banned me from time to time, but I deserved it. I honestly don't think he has banned anyone that wasn't worthy of the ban.
Just go George Carlin on him.
"In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told.
Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you.
He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!"
He was still posting around a quarter till 10.

