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Topic: what is with you guys and Religion

Posted: 07/10/09 11:15 PM

Forum: General

At 7/10/09 11:14 PM, OneWordName wrote: We also like to argue about naurtards.

And what the best way to torture them is.

Head in the sand...

:Head in the sand.


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Topic: what is with you guys and Religion

Posted: 07/10/09 11:13 PM

Forum: General

Some of don't believe in religious rhetoric and some of us do, there are bound to be arguments.


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Topic: I hate the dollar store.

Posted: 07/08/09 07:42 PM

Forum: General

At 7/8/09 06:18 PM, HandsomePete wrote: No taxes on Pop, or... well, the vast majority of foodstuffs that can be purchased in a grocery store. At least not in the state of Michigan, though I'm fairly certain that's US-wide.

I know in Ohio all beverages except for water and milk have tax on them. Here if you get a sweet tea from mcdonalds instead of a dollar it is $1.07.


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Topic: how the hell did michael jackson..

Posted: 07/03/09 04:58 AM

Forum: General

At 7/3/09 04:53 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: Skin cancer or something like that would be my guess,

Yeah but skin cancer doesn't turn you neon white. There is a disease that does turn you white but it does not work gradually like what happened to MJ instead it shows up in blotches. My guess would be some kind of bleaching of the skin, but i do not know any method for this.


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Topic: The Tommy Gun

Posted: 07/03/09 04:49 AM

Forum: General

Rest in peace Billy Mays.


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Topic: Critic Vs. Nerd

Posted: 06/25/09 06:25 PM

Forum: General

Myself I like them both, the critic for movie reviews and the nerd for game reviews.


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Topic: Windows Vista Problems

Posted: 08/31/08 02:02 AM

Forum: General

Are we still bitching about vista?


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Topic: My friend died.

Posted: 08/31/08 01:45 AM

Forum: General

At least he took some people with him.


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Topic: photoshop my baby cousin

Posted: 08/25/08 05:48 PM

Forum: General

At 8/25/08 05:46 PM, Mysteryhat wrote: why in the world would someone draw a cock over a baby
that would be the biggest way of declaring your a douche

Oh hi, I noticed you are new here.


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Topic: What the hell...

Posted: 07/29/08 11:34 PM

Forum: General

Guys Guys I'm super serial here, I have found manbearpig we must kill it quickly.


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Topic: Family Guy Repeating Jokes

Posted: 07/17/08 10:42 PM

Forum: General

At 7/17/08 08:49 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: That Sexy Party joke, Adam West, and Joe are the only amusing things in the show....

Oh hell no, the old guy is funny too. I'm not saying the whole show is funny, but the old pedophile and his dog make me laugh.


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Topic: Cannabis Exempt From Smoke Ban

Posted: 07/13/08 10:10 PM

Forum: General

Whenever I smoke blunts I don't mix, and it seems to burn fine. It could be the tobacco wrapper, but usually on a cigar they go out to.


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Topic: The Car Enthusiasts Club

Posted: 06/30/08 12:34 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

This club is starting to grow on me, I would appreciate it if you would let me join.

Right now I am driving a 1994 Firebird with a 3.4L V6. My old car was a bute, a 1992 Firebird Formula that I used to whore around these forums. It had the 5.7 TPI that I put a hyperchip and a shift kit in.

Again, I would appreciate it if I could join, cars and motorcycles are my life, hell right now I am taking Auto Collision repair in school, I would like to supe the firebird I have now up, and I am on my way, just doing a little at a time.

Here is my old car, I don't have a pic on my new one yet.

The Car Enthusiasts Club


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Topic: I have a problem with using condoms

Posted: 06/16/08 08:56 PM

Forum: General

You don't put condoms around your balls silly.


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Topic: edge fest in AZ

Posted: 06/10/08 05:25 AM

Forum: General

At 6/10/08 05:21 AM, andycastaneda wrote: it was in 07 and plane white T's jimmy eat world and some other dudes....... check it out
http://www.theedge1039.com/content/edgef est/index.php

I'm not gay but after looking at the music you listen to I can tell you are.


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Topic: edge fest in AZ

Posted: 06/10/08 05:22 AM

Forum: General

At 6/10/08 05:09 AM, andycastaneda wrote: i am a dude, are you gay, some one did grab my ass........

Why you looking for a boyfriend you sicko.


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Topic: Internet rules

Posted: 06/10/08 05:07 AM

Forum: General

At 6/10/08 05:04 AM, ngman7 wrote:
At 6/9/08 11:20 PM, Senri wrote: Just add it to ED.
I did-it's Rule 86.

I don't get some of the other rules-a lot of them make no sense.

Just stick around on the internet a little longer.


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Topic: edge fest in AZ

Posted: 06/10/08 05:04 AM

Forum: General

At 6/10/08 04:58 AM, andycastaneda wrote: any one go? i did, it rocked! crowd surfing kicks ass!

I was the one that grabbed your ass.


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Topic: A girl...

Posted: 06/10/08 04:56 AM

Forum: General

At 6/10/08 04:40 AM, KrackLzFun wrote: 1. Invite her over
2. Get yourself a BJ
3. Ask for a sandwich
4. If all else fails... Beat her

Life is great

You messed the list all up.

1. Invite her over
2. Get yourself a BJ and if she uses her teeth beat her to teach her a lesson
3. Ask for a turkey sammich with only tomato
4. Ask for head while eating said sammich
5. Do it.
6. Tony Danza

But seriously, just go somewhere and hang out with her, don't be all nervous. Just act like she is one of you friends, but do anything too stupid. Just be yourself and get to know her, let her know you. If she doesn't like you for who you are, then fuck her you don't need her.


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Topic: "lil' bush" creator arrested.

Posted: 06/10/08 04:48 AM

Forum: General

Well at least he didn't turn into a fresh prince.


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Topic: Favorite Drink

Posted: 06/08/08 02:08 AM

Forum: General

Blacktooth Grin FTW.

That and just straight up Jack Daniel's.


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Topic: How angry is NG?

Posted: 06/07/08 09:12 PM

Forum: General

We are really fucking angry okay?


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Topic: Sign my Newgrounds Yearbook.

Posted: 06/07/08 08:53 PM

Forum: General

I contributed.

Sign my Newgrounds Yearbook.


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Topic: Dream car?

Posted: 06/07/08 01:30 AM

Forum: General

1992 Pontiac Firebird Formula. WS6 suspension package, 350 TPI engine, TH700R Transmission.

I had one but it is gone now, I am currently looking for another. Guess I will just have to stick with my 1994 firebird for now.

Dream car?


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Topic: Memoirs of a McDonalds Employee

Posted: 06/06/08 10:31 PM

Forum: General

At 6/6/08 09:21 PM, Turn-Coat wrote: What is the difference between eat in tax and eat out tax? I feel like our forefathers would get mad at such a concept and dump a bunch of happy meals in the ocean, but go figure.

I don't think that there is an eat out tax, usually the eat in tax is just to cover cleaning supplies that we need when you pigs are done eating.


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Topic: Show NG your desktop!

Posted: 06/04/08 11:07 PM

Forum: General

At 6/4/08 11:06 PM, TheWolfe wrote:
3. All you have to do is get windows blinds, or a program of the like, you can download all kinds of different themes, and things like that, I also have skins studio and I am working on a NG skin.
oh...money...yeahhhhhh not my forte exactyl

You can get trial versions.


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Topic: Show NG your desktop!

Posted: 06/04/08 10:56 PM

Forum: General

At 6/4/08 10:44 PM, TheWolfe wrote: 1. the aspect-ratio thing makes it look...disoriented :P
2. your bar's on the top? how do u get use to that?
my bar isnt locked, so everytime id ex out of a program id accidentally pop up the bar
3. exactly how do you make the START button say what you want it to?
ive never got that

1. I know I just didn't want to waste the time reducing 1280x1024.
2. I don't know I just got used to it after a while, what sucks is when you first do it your programs don't exactly like to line up e.g. your exit buttons and the rest are up under the bar.
3. All you have to do is get windows blinds, or a program of the like, you can download all kinds of different themes, and things like that, I also have skins studio and I am working on a NG skin.


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Topic: Memoirs of a McDonalds Employee

Posted: 06/04/08 10:43 PM

Forum: General

Oh and nemo, you think you have it bad, my first week we had a special going on, the one I remember the most is thursday (my first day) we were giving away souther style chicken sandwiches with the purchase of a sweet tea. I don't know why people want southern style chicken sandwiches, they just look nasty to me, I mean a steamed bun, with liquid butter squirted on and two slices of pickle, how does that even seem good. But I digress, that day was so damn stressfull, we went through our whole stock of crispy chicken. Then on Saturday (my second day) It was buy one get one mcgriddles, that was a big load of bullshit too.


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Topic: Memoirs of a McDonalds Employee

Posted: 06/04/08 10:36 PM

Forum: General

At 4/26/08 05:23 AM, Shawn wrote: Best way to get free food at Mc'Dicks
Trust me it always works :P i mange to get atleast 4-5 large fires in one hour by just saying their cold! Because remember guys the policies at much fast food joints "The customer is always right!"

No that is bullshit, at the mcdonald's I work at the policy is, "No one is right, except for the upper management, and you can all fuck yourselves if you think differently." But hey I get payed so I can't complain.


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Topic: Show NG your desktop!

Posted: 06/04/08 10:28 PM

Forum: General

I moved some of my Icons to make it safe. But I still like it.

Show NG your desktop!


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