I'm in my 1st year of university. Majoring in History and African Studies.
Way too much reading, people.

At 7/28/09 01:00 PM, gingermagicman wrote: I have Jizz in My Pants by The Lonely Island and Sam's town by The Killers, both at 40.

I'm have I'm on a Boat by The Lonely Island.

Of course it is. Can't have Halloween without slutty costumes. The thing is, there's too many slutty women. I know a lot of them.

At 10/23/09 11:07 PM, matrix5565 wrote: Well, let me explain something to you.
Maybe the reason you "don't understand why people like these movies" is because you HAVEN'T FUCKING WATCHED THEM. I'm not saying you don't have a right to dislike them, but you can't dislike them unless you've actually seen them.

If you haven't seen Saw then see Saw so you can say, "I saw Saw!"

Okay, I don't prefer watching these kinds of movies. Sure, I could watch it, but then it would desensitize me even further than I already am. Do I want that? No.
Lemme ask you this: Why do you like Saw and any kind of movies like it?

At 10/23/09 10:56 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Long black wavy hair covering his eyes, hunched over, smoke escaping slowly as he breathes out, he continues his work.

20 words.

BAM!

As the hair covered his eyes, a young, sexy woman glanced over at him, only to kick his sexy ass.

20 words.

At 10/23/09 10:55 PM, matrix5565 wrote:

I don't understand why people like these movies.

Are you saying you haven't watched a single movie in the series.

That's exactly what I'm saying. I don't see the appeal in them.

This should speak for itself.

At 10/23/09 10:18 PM, Cybersief wrote: Saw is overrated and is the same movie, over and over. Just mindless gory killing.

Agreed. I haven't even seen the previous movies, and I never will.
I don't understand why people like these movies.

At 10/23/09 10:44 PM, Robotchk12 wrote: Now who here can answer WHY today's called Mole Day?

It's the day a mole infiltrated the US government?

Man, I loved his work. I used to show it to many friends.
RIP :(

At 10/22/09 12:21 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:

At 10/22/09 12:19 AM, Major-Blood wrote: I love Priya Rai. She's amazing. I feel like she really enjoys her job, she really loves sex. Look her up and you'll know what I mean.

A large deal of good porn stars enjoy their job.

Well, I believe she really enjoys it and sees it less of a job and more of a passion....I dunno where I'm going with this.

At 10/22/09 12:21 AM, BluePikmin wrote:

At 10/22/09 12:19 AM, Major-Blood wrote: I love Priya Rai. She's amazing. I feel like she really enjoys her job, she really loves sex. Look her up and you'll know what I mean.

Is she middle eastern?

Indian.

I love Priya Rai. She's amazing. I feel like she really enjoys her job, she really loves sex. Look her up and you'll know what I mean.

At 10/21/09 11:54 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: How is it that I spend nights blasting signals into space, begging for alien contact, and these hicks get REPEAT abductions. Something fishy is going on here.

It's all a conspiracy. Those hicks are actually smarter than they portray themselves.

I fucking hate the friend zone. I'm madly in love with my best friend, but she has a boyfriend. It sucks being the friend. I'm always just the fucking friend. Fuck, I hate it.

At 10/21/09 11:17 PM, ian66600 wrote: you're honestly telling me you have never found a fun and nifty cell phone game other than tetris? personally, i hate tetris more than any other game in the world. quite frankly i'd rather play a game where you grow mold on cheese than play tetris.

I don't feel like paying for other games, so it's either Tetris or Bejeweled, which kills time.

When did you first learn about Newgrounds?
Around 2000...I think.

What do you most enjoy about the site?
It's a place where I can be free and play games and watch movies all day long with no repercussions whatsoever. I can listen to music, and now, I can even look at wonderful art.
Newgrounds has become a place for artists to express themselves in various ways.
Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?
Assuming I could do it, I would fix....you know what, I wouldn't personally fix anything. Let's the masters handle that. :)

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back?
Not really. I haven't been paying attention that much to actually know what's going on anymore. Way too busy.

At 10/21/09 11:27 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Am I the only straight 16 year old male who is uninterested in sex? Is it weird that the idea bores me? Is it weird that I have less than zero interest in having sex with my girlfriend?

Not weird at all, but eventually, it will happen, and when it does, don't cry.

Get your fish stoned and watch the hilarity that will ensue.

I'm hoping no, but I'm gonna say yes.
Then again, if America can elect a black man, anything is possible.

At 10/21/09 11:18 PM, CastleVaniac wrote: I think Tom once made a news post encouraging people to submit ideas to replace that.

I hope that's true. I keep wondering what the hell will go there.

They were probably planning an attack on Canadian soil for some goddamn reason.

At 10/13/09 06:01 PM, ThatAwesomeGuy wrote: Probably something Al gore warned us about.

This.
Global warming is gonna be the cause of our destruction.

At 10/12/09 03:35 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: Ugghh...guhhnnn...*nose bleeding profusely.*

I think I just had an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity

Anyone wanna shoot me for how stupid this is?

Chum Bucket
Chinks Ahoy LOL
Lulz Man
Meat Beater
Timbalando Brown
Mr. Producer
Mr. I-Don't-Know
Mr. No
Mr. Yes
Tom Fulp FTW!

I dunno. This sounds good enough.

Haha That would be amazing. If Obama did win this, what would happen?

At 10/9/09 10:22 PM, IrBORED wrote: Can it please be a site that is not newgrounds it doesn't have to be animated to be entertaining.

LOL Ok, fine.

http://chrudat.com/
Has videos, pictures, some articles. All pretty funny.

http://www.newgrounds.com/

At 10/9/09 09:41 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Well he does make a good point he has the right to put it up there.

Yeah, he has the right. Does it make him racist, though? Maybe, but everyone is a little racist, whether they believe it or not.

Piss and cum on his pillow.

I've never heard of it, but I'm interested in hearing more about it.