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Response to: Facial hair? Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

I wanna have the billy mays one

Response to: I am lagging on NG Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

Firefox will help, switch to that

Response to: What upset Kirk? (photoshop) Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

I got another

What upset Kirk? (photoshop)

Photoshop whats for dinner? Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

Hello men, whats for dinner tonight?

Photoshop whats for dinner?

Response to: bad translator fun! Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

Original-My penis is big
54 translations later-construction

Response to: Does This Thumbnail Look Suggestive Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

perverts

Response to: Armpit Shaving? Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

do it anyways, i mean, whos going to look there?

Friend breakups Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

Have you ever had one? where you are best friends with somebody then you just stop hanging out?

Response to: My Friend Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

Fuck his mom

Response to: What upset Kirk? (photoshop) Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

Oh really?

What upset Kirk? (photoshop)

Response to: $100,000 in my Bank account?! Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

do the right thing, buy a hooker for us all

Response to: missing 11 year old Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

Boy you wanna throw fists I'll throw fists

How do you "throw" a fist

missing 11 year old Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

So i was in my friends garage we were messin around and we heard this strange noise that sounded like a guy using one of those things you talk into to make your voice louder and then we saw a shitload of helicopters flying around and we heard them saying some girls name. Couple hours later we heard that some 11 year old ran away from home. They found her bike next to some woods and now theres helicopters and police cars everywhere. Its past 1 am here and they are still flying around. Because that little shithead ran away, i cant get any sleep because the damn helicopters keep flying over our house.

Response to: She's Gonna Cheat Posted April 10th, 2010 in General

..who?

Response to: Cereal. Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

lucky charms man

Response to: Would you be pissed...? Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

is that experience from you?

Response to: Donating Blood Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

ITS MY FU*KING BLOOD AND NOOOO ONE IS GOING TO HAVE IT

Response to: Texting Language... Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

my phone dosent text

Response to: stride mega mystery Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

It tastes like mystery.

Response to: Nose bleeds Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

might help a little, i lost alot of blood though

Nose bleeds Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

So a couple of days ago i was taking a shower and randomly my nose started to bleed. I didnt fall or anything it just started to bleed. Not bad at first but it got worse. At first it was just a couple drips then it just poured out. It wouldnt stop, usually it stops after a couple minutes but it wouldnt. I got freaked out so I did that thing where you tilt your head back and squeeze your nose with your fingers. I did that for about 2 minutes and sure enough, it started up again. So i did it again but about 30 seconds in, my eyes hurt for some reason. So stopped. I got sick of it and got out of the shower and started to dry off. Just then, it stopped.

Has this ever happend to you? or something similar like being in public and that happends. Good thing i was in the shower.

Response to: Your porn star name Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

walley, i dont know the street number

Response to: Eminem Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

hes alright, till i colapse is probably his best

Response to: Xombie disabled on Newgrounds Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

never heard of it

Response to: For All Modern Warfare Fans! Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

THats the shit right there

Response to: Most screwed up serial killer ever. Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

Just about all of these guys are gays because they molest boys.

Response to: When is it ok to jump into a fight? Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

you shoulda jumped in when you saw blood dripping out of his crotch area

Response to: I want to be a gunslinger! Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

Dosent everybody want to be him?

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Response to: Have you ever seen the rain? Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

i live in florida, so ya

Response to: If rape were legal.. Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

but then would it still be considered rape?