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the one on the left looks like she's getting raped :P

At 8/3/09 04:15 AM, ProfessorBadass wrote: Cooking is for pussies, and Im too badass for that.

My sex-slaves do it for me.

wellll... i don't have sex slaves

At 8/1/09 06:56 AM, TheDaveAngle wrote: Curry is great, but you've gotta have the stomach for the spices! It's unbelieveably good for you as well lots of fibre, protein and carbs, plus it reduces chances of developing cancer.

ooh good idea!

At 8/1/09 03:14 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Haha, you there, you want to cook?
You should have took,
that chance to go to chef school.
But instead you just drooled,
like a little fool.

D

actually, i didn't GET the chance yet. I'm a 13 year old who wan't s to know how to cook.

did we really have to delete the last thread?

so let me get this straight, you tried to draw a plane but in a poor and failed attempt you asked your mother what it looked like and she said it looks like a dolphin so you immediately jizzed your pants and started this thread...i just have to say....i like it :D

yeah pretty much (except for the jizz part)

lol dat's kul. it's weird to see that someone likes my work for once

my fish gets eated

ya, but will they submit on ng?

my fishie gets eated

i did myself

well it's supposed to animate but i guess it doesn't work.

hi everyone. i love gifs and i hate burnt toast. so to vent my anger and to make something to start this thread with, i made myself a gif. of burning toast. (cook until golden black) i made it using gimp

i like the idea by big jonny 13and that gave me the idea to tweak the name just a bit: aerodolphin!!!!!

i love seacreatures a lot and would like to see how much you the people (of ng) love seacreatures. so i started a seacreatures thread and contribute this something funny about this is that it was supposed to be an airpland but i changed the purpose about halfway through because my mom said it looked like a dolphin

ok the thread previously named "origami star" has been remade to avoid confusion

it took 45 pieces of paper because it is bigger than my head

At 7/27/09 03:46 PM, 14etan wrote: not bad for a 15 year old?

whoah, nice job with the amazing perspective of the hand.

the hard parts of this actually were the beginning and end because it is modular and they have to be linked together, so as it progresses, it gets easier until it gets to the end where you have very limited space to work with. overall, it was not a very hard project, just monotanous

i thought ng added the medals themselves?

i was kind of hoping this would BE an origami thread.

hi everybody i'm back and i made a huge star out of origami. it is a lot bigger than it looks and took 45 pieces of paper and a little under a week to complete. what do you think?

hi everyone. I have never made anything with flash because i can't afford it (and i don't want to get it illegally) and i want to know if there is a way to make swf.s (that work) without flash. I know how to use game maker and java so if i can make them without flash, i would be very happy. Thank you.

chalupas, tacos, quesadillas, u'd be surprised

how the hell do i draw on the computor with a pencil????????

stfu!!!! i think my work is good! if you want me to do a better job so badly, give me advice instead of yelling at me!!!!!

hi everybody its gatorade!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

it's NOT half assed; it took me 3 hours to make. it's NOT my first time in the art forum; i post all the time. Iread the rules; i break none of them. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dis is yugioh. i drew dis. despite many rumors i've heard, my paintings are NOT traced, stolen, computor generated, or bought. i make them from scratch. if you think i do any of that you are jealous and WISH you could do this.