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Men like you are why wars exist in this world. If women ran the world, none of this shit would happen. And we do get treated worse. Ever heard of domestic violence? No? maybe you should look it up.

If women ran the world, we'd be at war against acne, bad hair day, and sex.

LOL ur right on this one, don't prove yourself wrong.

At 2/4/10 02:22 AM, misagi wrote: HE DOESNT PLAN ON USING LUBE

no lube? how will he get it in there then?

DUDE! I've said it before and i'll say it again: Parodies aren't supposed to be your own creation! They are supposed to to SOMEONE ELSE'S creations into something funny.

At 2/3/10 10:16 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 2/3/10 09:48 PM, magnet202 wrote: "american idol": holding many "americans idle" on the couch for 9 years.

Not funny... at all.
Also not creative in the least. I am severely dissapointed.

parodies aren't supposed to be creative.

before you go for 3d images, read this perspective tutorial first. that way you can make sure you do it right. http://www.khulsey.com/perspective_2pt.h tml

"american idol": holding many "americans idle" on the couch for 9 years.

okay. here's a thread for photoshopping television, movies or music.

and what better subject to begin with than the show i'm watching right now: American "IDLE"?????

What can just 10 minutes of photoshopping do you may ask? take a look at this.

At 12/10/09 11:58 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 12/10/09 11:29 AM, OhMyGawd wrote: Slow thread is slow

Useless post is useless

redundant reply is redundant!

At 12/9/09 01:45 PM, havegum wrote: Hex!

Modeling finished

NOW U GOT THE IDEA

dude, hex! tell me how many sides a bolt has

oops :P

screw up!

At 12/7/09 12:39 PM, havegum wrote: Hey, i thought I'd just update on my progress so far ...
I am making a spoof (or whatever) of the Bolt ('08) logo thing.

I am currently building it up (3D) and I will be finished by Wednesday.

dude, hex! tell me how many sides a bolt has

i wasn't but i get to be in the new one if mine's good enough

At 11/30/09 10:00 PM, Synnxile wrote: here's my first self portrait. i made it with Paint.net. I didn't have a light source or anything, just freehanded it all. I'm sure it looks kind of shitty...but it looks nice to me.

dude, that's worse than my infamous billy mays.

every stall everywhere has the "brad was gay" on it. i was waiting for someone to post that...

At 11/27/09 10:17 AM, AronKong wrote: cmon guys, lets get this collab movin!!!

yeah. post something. the last one got like 30 pages.

why is it that everyone draws the screws backwards? RIGHTY TIGHTY-LEFTY LOOSEY

this one at my school says, "sign the petition to put a condom vending machine in the bathroom". people actually sign it

At 11/26/09 07:35 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 11/26/09 01:48 AM, magnet202 wrote: this is jumping bean. he is short so he jumps up high and can be seen...

No, just.... no

what's wrong with it? isn't he awesome?

At 11/26/09 01:41 AM, AlexRoyale wrote: this is just a quick one, i plan on possibly submitting a second if i get around to it during the holidays

dude, don't use paint, use an actual program

this is jumping bean. he is short so he jumps up high and can be seen...

My suggestion is that you should get the solid colors down before you start shading

tankman is black and white. how many colors can i put on tankman?

SCREW THE WORLD!!!!!

At 11/25/09 10:33 PM, zalecot wrote:

At 11/25/09 10:31 PM, austinzombie wrote: I'd just like to point out that you guys are assholes for ignoring questions that somepeople (me) like to ask

ask a question we will answer it right now, really ask away....

on a scale of 1-10, how much do you like cheese?

yeah now i can be in a collab because i don't wait until the last second to make my art.

At 11/25/09 09:11 PM, magnet202 wrote: this is tankman. tankman is not finished yet because i won't call it finished until i get feedback. what do you think?

Anyone have an idea how i can make this better? i've said this hundreds of times, but...
i want advice, not, "u suck at dawring"

ohhh. did they have to be a png format?

the chin looks like you spent some time on it

this is tankman. tankman is not finished yet because i won't call it finished until i get feedback. what do you think?

At 11/13/09 02:30 PM, pokapanxio wrote: here is my girl , hope you like
(some proportions are not really good enough because it was a rush job)

anyway i hope the collab will release soon

pd:sorry for my english

did you read the rules??? he specifically said,"NO RUSH JOBS"