When can we expect results?

Watch this. If you don't laugh, GTFO my interbuttz.

Also, this pic.

That's disgusting. That man actually stuck it in her at least three times. She looks so deformed.

At 10/22/09 06:24 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: With enough practice, it becomes second nature.

This.

If blind people can play a piano with 88 keys, guitar would be easy.

If you believe in God, there is a point.

If you don't, I don't see why people want to live so much.

At 11/11/09 02:18 PM, ViZi wrote: Cool story bro.

inb4 b&

lolamidoinitrite?!

At 11/3/09 09:00 PM, Cybersief wrote: Well. There is a similar CNN news report from August 28th, 2009... But that doesn't explain it. So, yes. It is a true trick. Here's a written news report about the same story a day before the video. And another.

The comments on this page discuss the story.

This guy answers the question generally, not relating to the story.

And, here's a forum site that discusses it and answers it.

So pretty much... It's fake. Nothing to do with the planets. These closed minded people contacted the news for publicity and insisted it was something holy. It's just a physics trick. I'm not gonna get a physician to explain it, but you can do it with most brooms. My personal explanation is that the bristles are in mass amounts putting a surface area on the floor that makes it practically a solid surface on the bottom, as if the bristles were covered with a block of plastic. Hard to explain, but since there are so many bristles on the bottom of a broom, it acts as a solid surface. At least what I think.

Have fun.

My uncle went through a department store and stood brooms up of all shapes and sizes. I have one standing in my kitchen that's been like that for hours, and the bristles climb up at 45 degrees, so the handle of the broom isn't even standing up straight, but it's still balancing. You're saying all of this is possible on any day of the year?

At 11/3/09 08:49 PM, STEM wrote: Assuming the broom's bristles are flat, I can balance a broom vertically any day of the year. Doesn't really have much to do with the sun's alignment to the equator :/

That's the thing. One, I doubt you can. Two, the bristles don't have to be flat. Three, if you do it today, it's way easier than any other day. And you can balance the broom for hours, which you can't do on any day of the year (if you even can get it to balance at all).

It's the fall equinox, and you know what that means! Due to the moon's position in the sky or some crap like that, for the next few hours only this year you can grab a hard-bristled broom and balance it vertically on a hard, level surface! This only works during the equinox (which is tonight), so join in on the fun by balancing brooms! Go to Home Depot, take all the brooms off the shelves, and watch customers be amazed as you balance the brooms vertically on the floor! This won't work in a couple of days, so do it now!

This is so ridiculous. I hate our country sometimes...

At 10/17/09 06:25 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/16/09 05:56 PM, Sweeper128 wrote: Apparently, the Planet Express ship and the Nimbus crash together at the start of the new season, and not everyone will survive.

Luckily, Cohen has some Magical Technology up his sleeve to revive everyone.

Sounds fun - considering the amount of body parts that Fry has lost / damaged over his tenure on the show, I'm not surprised:

* Testicles
* Arm
* Leg
* Head
* Nose (Human Horn)

And that's all I can remember during my first caffienated beverage of the morning.

Don't forget, he broke his neck in The Day the Earth Stood Stupid (well, kinda), and he got a pipe through the stomach in Parasites Lost. And he hurt his chin in Insane In the Mainframe.

Where did he hurt his arm and leg, though? I can't recall.

I'm gonna kick myself.

Sorry for double post.

After watching this, they look like actors. I think they're atheists making fun of Christians by pretending to be them to make them look stupid. Plus, true Christians don't swear like they did. Staged, methinks.

Please don't flame me.

Three words: Evolution is a lie.

I'm a Christfag. And this makes me ashamed.

At 10/27/09 12:50 PM, EpicFail wrote: It's not art. Some of you may remember that one fuck-face who was starving a dog and calling it art. It's not art. That's sick.

Link please?

How is this legal?

At 10/26/09 05:05 PM, PureCarnage wrote: I have it open on my linux box, so far, it is cool for a telnet based animation... which I have never seen myself so thanks.

Thank you!

At 10/26/09 05:02 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:

At 10/26/09 04:58 PM, Fat-Toppenglop wrote: This shit is almost as old as NG

This is like older than chocolate.
Honestly, this is the first you've heard of it?

Yes. Do I fail?

At 10/26/09 05:00 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Is this it?

Yeah. :D

Hit Start. Hit Run. Type "telnet." If you get an error message, read the next paragraph. If not, type "open towel.blinkenlights.nl" and sit back and enjoy.

If you can an error message, go to Control Panel. Go to Programs and then Programs and Features. Hit Turn Windows Features On and Off. Then scroll until you find Telnet Client. Check the box, and hit okay. Then do the first step again.

This is amazing.

Bump. Need help.

So I use Procaster and a Livestream account to stream stuff. Whenever I do, randomly during my broadcast a quick load screen comes up that says it's initializing or updating. As soon as it vanishes, people watching my broadcast say the stream went offline for them. For me, however, the stream is still live.

To anyone who uses Procaster, do you know why it randomly goes offline and what I can do to stop it from doing that?

How'd he die?

How do I clear cache on Firefox? I can't see Chat...

Why isn't this in the NG news? Honestly!

At 10/17/09 07:43 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 10/17/09 07:41 PM, ertysproductions wrote: This is how I distinct religion from science. Religion is believing, science is knowing.

You'd hold a valid point if the majority of science is theory based, not factual.

Twat.

Lol'd. I love you guys.

Bawksy will always be the queen of /b/!

At 10/20/09 10:56 AM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: They sound awesome, which is the important part. Shame about the £4000 price tag.

Yeah, how much is that in US dollars again?

I want one so bad. I wonder how much they cost.

Link to awesome.

At 10/16/09 05:34 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/16/09 02:33 PM, Magik-Waffle wrote: The Futurama Complete Collection just came out here in the States recently. Anyone getting it? I hope to get it for Christmas, maybe my birthday.

I've already got all Futurama DVDs, so I don't need to duplicate...

Not until I upgrade to Blu-Ray, that is.

So do I. I still want the complete collection as well though. :3

At 10/16/09 04:42 AM, Braedon wrote: I would, but I can't be bothered getting a Twitter or Facebook account.

Amen. I thought I was the only one.