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Response to: Rate 5 Everyday Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

Stat whoring at it's finest...

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Response to: Chupacabra Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

A coyot with schizophrenia, how cute.

Response to: Facts About Americas Warped Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

At 4/5/12 04:31 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: I think that people need to chill out with the "Real women have some meat" whining. Putting people who aren't super skinny in model magazines isn't necessarily bad, but it's a stupid attempt at making people find fat women attractive. It's part of animal nature to be attracted to mates that are healthy and could give healthy offspring. If you're fat you're fat, quit trying to make it seem like it's beautiful and lose weight.

That being said I don't think there's anything really wrong with being overweight, but people need to accept the fact that it's just not attractive.

This is exactly what I was thinking. I agree, it's just an excuse for lazy obese people. It's natural for males to prefer healthy women who are thin.

Response to: Astronaut suicide pills Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

Doesn't NASA takes precautions or something? But a suicide pill wouldn't be bad.

Response to: People who are offended by swearing Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

It's pretty pathetic in my opinion. Noone is really "offended" by swearing.

Response to: 40 Thought evoking questions Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

Brainwashing article in my opinion. Didn't spark up any thoughts.

Response to: Adobe Edge Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

This thread is going nowhere. Why don't you ask the NG staff?

Response to: I got a question Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

Yes it does have multi-games.

Response to: Gift ideas for a girl? Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

Jewerly or clothing works just fine.

Response to: Ng Chat Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

Everyone else isn't having any problem with it so I guess it's your operating system.

Response to: Is it possible... Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

Dafuq did I just read?

Response to: Girl Lied About Her Father Raping H Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

She admitted of screwing over his life and she doesn't get any charges? Last time I checked that was a federal offence. She deserves to get buttfucked for the next decade.

Response to: Kony is still on the loose! Posted April 5th, 2012 in General

There are no evidence of Kony having child-soldiers. And USA knew of his "actions" for decades. Now that oil in Uganda has been discovered, suddenly USA cares for the wittle children. Get your facts straight before getting brainwashed.

Response to: Edd Gould, 1988-2012 Posted March 28th, 2012 in NG News

This is sad, considering the fact that his animations were keeping me entertained and happy for the past 3-4 years.
He will be missed. One of the best animators.

Response to: Is teaching hard and underpaid... Posted March 20th, 2012 in General

Here in Greece most teachers work 8 hours a day. If you are talking about high school proffesors then no.

Response to: Parties Suck Posted March 20th, 2012 in General

Ever heard of bars?

Response to: looks similar Posted March 20th, 2012 in General

No they don't. The hairstyle is the same though.

Response to: How About Madness Combat? Posted March 20th, 2012 in General

At 3 minutes ago, DodgeStreaker wrote:
At 3 minutes ago, Gambit wrote:
At 1 minute ago, DodgeStreaker wrote: I know, but what about madness combat? What do you think of Krinkels' products? I think they're great. :D
Never heard of it.
Really? It's really cool, here check out his profile and give them a watch :D ---> http://krinkels.newgrounds.com/movies/

You know he is being ironic, right?

Back to the point. Madness Combat was fairly good at first but now it's just plain boring. I spent the last 5 years watching a
stickman with a cross in the middle of the head shooting at retareded enemies. There is no story, if there was one then it would be like an awesome action movie.

Response to: Hentai better than porn? Posted March 20th, 2012 in General

Watching japanese school girls puke on a pixelated penis is surely the best sight ever.

Response to: punk rock band Posted March 20th, 2012 in General

Can't they just accept that punk has died?

Response to: The longer you stay on NG... Posted March 20th, 2012 in General

At 13 hours ago, Painbringer wrote:
At 27 minutes ago, Winrar1337 wrote: I used to love the Madness series. Now I'd love to see it die.
The death of Krinkels might be the only way that would happen.

And if that were to happen, he will be missed as much or more as Randy Solem.

Well, from what his website says, he is a security guard. You never know when a Splinter Cell is going to heat the place up.

Response to: message to newgrounds Posted March 20th, 2012 in General

You are going to hack us and giving us a warning before doing so? Good Guy SHKM.

Response to: Sleep Paralasys... Posted March 20th, 2012 in General

You can overcome your paralysis. After some time of having the same sleep paralysis, watching that black being sitting on the edge of my bed looking at me, I breathed slowly and reminded myself that it was just a hallunication and it's not going to hurt me. I instantly got out of bed. The black shadow stood up and started walking at me. When that thing started walking towards me, it was fucking petrifying. I tried to scream but I couldn't hear my voice. I couldn't even speak. Glad It's being a while since I had this paralysis.

Response to: Shity Computer Shit Posted March 20th, 2012 in General

I had that endless reloading problem too. Did you install an old program? When I got this I had Win 7 and installed an 2003 program. Computer would freeze and endlessy reload the start up.

Response to: People Posted March 18th, 2012 in General

You are wrong. Humans from the Androendian Galaxy control us. We evolvev from them and came to earth to destroy it too.

Response to: Rich bastards Posted March 18th, 2012 in General

At 5 hours ago, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 3 minutes ago, Vanstruck wrote: Do you all want to know what I would do if I had the money that some people had? Some millions of dollars? I would invest it into the economy.
That's what happens when people buy things. If you spend $50,000 on yachts, champagne and hot tubs, that money goes to the companies which provide those products, which stimulates the economy by giving those business owners more revenue which allows business expansion, creating more jobs, etc.

I would create more jobs with it by starting a business which I would grow into a national thing. You know how almost every city had at least one best buy or wal mart or whatever? Something like that.

Lol, This. Ultra Win. Investing money in companies that have economical problems and tend to fire people is good actually.
But you could always give the money to me.

Response to: Newgrounds Idol (Sims 3) Posted March 18th, 2012 in General

Sounds cool man. I hope this gets far.

Response to: my mom is making me do cheerleading Posted March 18th, 2012 in General

Explain to your parents that you don't want to look like a faggot. Being controlled is not fun isn't it?

Response to: My family telling me what to do. Posted March 18th, 2012 in General

Well, I haven't reached yur age yet but it's how parents usually react. Nationalist parents just want to keep the bloodline going. Where are you from if you don't mind.

Response to: So... this is how I die.. Posted March 16th, 2012 in General

R.I.P Oh too soon? Too late? RIP anyways.