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Response to: People fall for Scam Posted July 10th, 2012 in General

You know what I realise with every scam? People are stupid. End of story.

Response to: My Xbox saved my life (kinda nsfw Posted July 10th, 2012 in General

More pics or it didn't happen.

Response to: So I lost my virginity Posted July 10th, 2012 in General

Good work boning that girl. Your father is very cool about the whole thing by the way. Also, nice fabrication.

Response to: Where to masterbait Posted July 10th, 2012 in General

Ever tried masturbating on the couch in a family assemble.

Response to: I...am the anti-christ Posted July 10th, 2012 in General

You could be just the Antichrist of newgrounds. You are already making bad damage in the forums.

Response to: I got ripped off. Posted July 10th, 2012 in General

Oh, the irony, look at your thread title and then at your user icon.

Response to: My Mom got yelled at by a Priest! Posted July 10th, 2012 in General

Another butthurt Christian, how original.....

Response to: where bad shirts go Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

Nice shirts.

Response to: If you were a serial killer Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

I would target other serial killers. Nobody will take my glory.

Or I could be something like Dexter. I hunt down criminals, murderers and shit.

Response to: Can retards raise kids? Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

At 7/6/12 02:30 PM, Piggler wrote: No retards are dumb

This.

Well, it depends how the retard was raised.

Response to: What Personality Type Are You? Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

I'm an ENFJ too.

Response to: My Recent Penis Torture Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

I prefer a woman's warm and wet lips.

Response to: Lamest Newgrounds Holiday? Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

Robot day for me. I actually like Madness Day but it's becoming even more boring with every year.

Response to: How long without masturbating Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

Maybe a week. Yeah, THAT LONG.

Response to: Why do black people... Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

Well, not only black people do it. A lot of kids in my school do that shit. Honestly, it's stupid as fuck.

Response to: Getting caught masturbating? Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

Two times by my father. Embarrassing as fuck. Lol, he came in gave me a slap and said "Instead of playing with your dick all day, how about some homework?". Now I'm careful as fuck.

Response to: Screenshot your tab bar Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

Nothing naughty, just listening to some death metal.

Screenshot your tab bar

Response to: Question to the women (+18) Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

I'm not a woman, but from what I know, women prefer fat penises than lengthy thin ones. Some women prefer pressure on their celvis and some other not. So size does and doesn't matter.

Response to: Favourite Fetish [please Keep Sfw] Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

Maybe a little foot-fetish and handcuffs. And maybe when the chick has those spiked stuff around her hands. It's even more arousing if she wants it.

Response to: Need help with thinking like a guy? Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

Maybe mock his sibling for her/his weakness. The deepest "cuts" are made by psychological abuse. A bully is an option.

Response to: Opinions on Suicide Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

It would definitively hurt their loved ones. And every person is different. Every person has his own limits. What I mean, is that you can't call those people cowards. What if their life is full of misery? Like, nothing is ever going to be better? Ending your life at that point is probably the best option.

Response to: Defending People Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

It's true. I have been friends whose enemies are also my friends. When I see them bitch about anything, I just stand there, saying nothing.

Response to: If you were given the choice... Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

I'd chose the second option. I prefer accomplishing things on my own instead of using some super-power shit.

Response to: I must learn English Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

Play videogames, the reason I learned english fluenty was because I played video games at a young age.

Response to: Breasts are overrated. Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

I personally adore both futures in a woman. But if a woman had that incredible ass, like that in the picture, I wouldn't mind small boobs. But you have to admit, boobs are a major turn-on.

Response to: I have a question Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

I really don't know. I'm pretty good with art, like drawing and music. I'm thinking of giving NG's ads a shot and see if I can make cash that way. I'm also thinking of creating a band at the future. If all that fails, maybe I will go to university and choose a subject I don't even give a fuck about.

Response to: Irrational Childhood Fears Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

When I was 4-5 years old I used to believe that the moon was following me. Wherever I would go, the moon would move. I know, sounds fucking stupid, but I wouldn't leave the house at night.

Response to: Was caught fapping Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

At 7/3/12 07:20 AM, Dent0n wrote: Next time, keep staring intensively and look him\her in the eye and keep on fapping furiously

Like a boss

I don't know why, but I started laughing hysterically when I read your post.

Response to: I went hyper slut last night Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

Good for you, I guess.

Response to: Why do the thread titles end... Posted July 4th, 2012 in General

There is something called character limit. I won't mention the fact that you are homosexual.