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It's easy, go with me. Schedule. See ain't that hard.

I thought Jews were soaps. I have an "Abraham" in my bathroom.

Drawing and coloring ain't childish. It's relaxing.

I have Windows Doors. It's so shiny!

Maybe learn for yourself instead on letting someone else do all the work for you. Practice makes perfect.

I hate everyone and everything, I'm a multi-racist.

I never knew women could invent stuff in the kitchen!

If you don't know jack about Greek philosophers then don't open your filthy barbarian mouth, yankie!

Screamo fag.

Christianity and God are so good! They want the best of us! You are all going to hell for being gay!

This is american politics? There is a forum about politics.

What movie is that?

It is so real! There were camera men in the car when it was being penetrated by other cars.

Japan = Country full of freaky fetishes but keeps on pixelating the penis.

Can I drink water from your waterfalls? It will be squicky clean right?

Couldn't think of anything amazing.

You are just fine maaan! Chill out.

I know, some people are fucking annoying. Their behavior makes you wanna kill them.

My name is Michael obviously and I'm a wizard.

Never had a lover. Never will. I will be the best husband ever!

SPACE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

I once had a vase with "Friendship" written all over it. It fell down. And broke.

Brazillian Tropic metal is great too. METAL FOR LIFE \m/

Never seen such thing. Dis ist interesting.

Dafuq did I just read?

That's pretty much avoiding the law. When did I become Captain Obvious?

It would taste like space beer.

Sex, then marry a rich woman and have sex with other women.

None of them.

It's not anymore! i thought it were....