So I was trick or treating tonight. I walk up to this average house and knock on the door. This middle aged woman opens the door, and I say "Trick or Treat!" And instead of giving me candy (as the custom dictates) she drops a pamphlet into my candy bag, and I walk away a little confused. I quickly pulled it out and started to read it. Here's what it said
"I love Halloween. Every year I turn on my front porch light to superheroes, animals, princesses, and pirates all dressed in cool costumes. It's exciting to hear you shout "Trick or Treat!" and even more fun to give out candy with this halloween treat.
The candy you get this year may be really sweet, but the sweetest treat of all is how much god loves you! God thinks you're great just the way you are with freckles or warts or braces or crazy hair, it doesn't matter.
God thinks you're so special that he sent his son, jesus, to give you a wonderful gift. The bible calls this amazing gift eternal life or life that lasts forever.
Don't let anyone trick you into thinking you have to be extra good so god will love you and let you into heaven one day. None of us can be good enough to earn god's love.
All of us do bad things (sin) like telling lies, thinking bad thoughts, or hurting other people. Our bad behavior pushes us away from god and we deserve to be punished.
But jesus took our place and was punished for us when he died on the cross and the rose again. That's how much he loves you.
You know the candy that people give you at halloween? If you didn't accept it, it wouldn't be yours.
If you want god's amazing gift of eternal life, then say a preayer like this: "god, I'm sorry I do bad things. Please forgive me. I believe you only son, jesus christ, died on the cross and rose again to take away my sins. Thank you for loving me so much and giving me your gift of eternal life. Amen"
God will always love you, but you must believe"
I am thoroughly disgusted that some sicko would use a time-honored tradition like halloween to pass out this assanine christian propoganda.
What do you think about this, newgrounds?
Needless to say, I threw an egg at their house, just to get even