At 3/8/08 10:26 PM, icehulk34 wrote: I will never look at my balls and dick the same way again.

Neither will I...

Lol...

Not a big fan of fabbing to it but people can do whatever they want to...

At 3/27/08 07:42 PM, Onizero wrote: 5 little reasons why I hate hentai
1. Hello! Is it me or are you seriously jacking off to drawn images of girls!

Nothing to say...yea that's correct...

2. It's made by asians nuff' said, take that back! You know why they make that stuff, because that's what they WISHED they HAD.

Hot Asians are a fact...there are loads of them!

3. They make funny sex noises

...what?

4. Their eyes are too fucking big

You are thinking about Manga...anything manga has big eyes!

5. Tentacle rape turns me off

...henti-> reference-> tentacle rape...yea I see how you got that...

...14 yearolds are not kids anymore?
FUCK!
I was a childish idiot when I was 14...I still am...

You're still a kid go ahead and play in the streets and ride your bike.

If it is because you feel that you have an obligation to become an adult when you turn 14 I don't see why.

I liked being a kid it was fun and it still is some times, I never really got out of playing with my friends I still have friends that I meet with and play ball and stuff...sometimes we also just tumble down hills and stuff, of course we do it in a "teenager" way so that we don't seem like totally wacky people (but we are :D)

...non of them...thanks

fictional characters would not be able to do it anyways

Get Firefox then search in the fine search bar for something pornish (like...ah what do I know...KIM POSSIBLE HENTAI!)

Also you could try searching on LimeWire.
Uh one last thing: Try clicking random places on your desktop sometimes teenagers tend to hide their porn in immature places like hidden folders with hidden names.

I hope you find your porn dude!

At 3/27/08 02:51 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Not really... but when I look at my old posts I realize how terrible my english was a few years ago.

Me too my English was so bad.
...I hate reading stuff I wrote four years back...ARGH!

To the people that "missed" their 100th posts and what not...I missed every single post I ever made :(

At 3/27/08 06:05 AM, Koogan wrote: I searched for a topic for it, and couldn't find one. So if a topic has been made about this before...sry.

Because they were deleted or had bad names.
This subject has been discussed a lot.

Ok, there's an Anti-Spam petition for NG. For more details, Click here

It's never going to work dude...petitions on the internet is as useful as bread in a processor!

At 3/27/08 01:41 AM, Rig wrote: At the Montreal meetup, Luis wore a sweet blue Castle Crashers shirt. I wanted it :(

I want a blue CC shirt too!

I do not really think that the AH toys are cool but the CC toys are awesome! (I wish all my money didn't go into transportation and food)

If titles said it all I'd recommend that you click the excel icon, but that's not the case.

Temperature in degrees celsius, 22 , 25 , 34 , 45, 51

time taken to turn blue in seconds,290, 250 , 200 , 170, 160
You say...well make it, and then you have to click the "Make graph" button, and everything should be there...

You should try to find it by using Google it's the best way to find what you want.

At 3/27/08 03:44 AM, MrThirdteen wrote: I am a newbie , i don`t know how to upload flash on newgrounds . Who can help me ?
(My English is very bad)

Go one page back the same thread was around yesterday even with the same title I think...

First off I'd like that you name your thread something that makes sense instead of naming it "HELP!!!" less people will want to help you.

But yea you go here and submit your .swf file.

If you want to know how to make flash movies (This could be the case as you said you are bad at English) you go here and read.

And if don't want to purchase flash you can get LiveSwif I never used it so I dunno how good it might be.

At 3/26/08 12:55 PM, Mr-Money wrote: Oh, wow. Since when has the 'net cared about legality?

Last Thursday you didn't get the memo?

At 3/26/08 12:35 PM, 1337 wrote:

At 3/26/08 12:19 PM, Magical-Mark wrote: I think I get it...he wants to have the level one icon again?

That would be possible.. if the fist was lvl 1 instead of lvl 5.

This is more like a puzzle instead of a thread..

I love puzzles!

So did he provide anything we could use...I'm going to google his name or something this is going to be the greatest riddle ever!

To OP:
If you want to be level 5 go vote on 5 submissions every day for a while.

If you are looking for a game with fists in them go to fighting games section there are some...

what defines a BBSer?

Easy.
The ability to post on the Newgrounds BBS.
Some of them has fingers too.

At 3/26/08 12:16 PM, MEWTW0 wrote: Fuck you, okay?

Things have been hard ever since I lost my job...

I lol'd

Well..I can explain that pokémons are not as active as they could be:
When they are out in the wild they do not have access to a prober computer or broadband internet.
Also lots of them don't have fingers or the intelligence to say anything but their name :(

Oh and one of them does nothing but sleep. (I'm looking at you snoarlax)

I think I get it...he wants to have the level one icon again?

If this is the case create a new profile.

At 3/26/08 11:53 AM, SamRinny wrote: Yeah allsp is good, also if you want familyguy go to famliyguyx.com or search it on google. Sorry no linky here.

Uhm...but this is legal...

At 3/26/08 11:53 AM, idle wrote: lol.

That made me lol

I'd like to help you but I do not understand what you want.

At 3/26/08 11:28 AM, Rideo wrote: That would just make NG open for raids from 4chan.

Also there's enough pic spamming as it is.

I agree, people can link to pictures if they really need to show something, the one picture we have now is just fine.

My spring break ended over 8 months ago...damn I wish...ah hell it's starting in two months :D

At 3/26/08 11:21 AM, Shanus wrote: It's weird it's not available in England, like I can watch it in Ireland. We ain't that far apart. But yeah I'm sure these sites aren't fully legal.

This one is.

At 3/26/08 11:04 AM, 1337 wrote:

At 3/26/08 11:03 AM, Magical-Mark wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:56 AM, 1337 wrote: Sorry for bursting your bubble, but i know this for over a year now..

2008 is this year dude and this was posted Mar 25, 2008 so I guess that it's new that it is LEGAL to watch them now.

I wasnt talking about that stupid site, i was talking about the fact South Park episodes are free to watch online.

Problem is that the sites the you might have used are NOT legal...but sorry about posting something that some people would like to know.

Damn it sucks that you can't use it in england :(

At 3/26/08 10:58 AM, satanbrain wrote: you know, you choose to be banned. you chose it.

...yes I did...how again?

At 3/26/08 10:56 AM, 1337 wrote: Sorry for bursting your bubble, but i know this for over a year now..

2008 is this year dude and this was posted Mar 25, 2008 so I guess that it's new that it is LEGAL to watch them now.

I could not make up a good title for the thread sorry :(

I know I know this sounds like a sick joke or something but NO the people from SouthParkStudios (the creators of south park) have put up a site with all of the South Park episodes (season 1-12)

I present to you South Park Studios enjoy!

and to all you non believers read this article

Thanks for reading

At 3/23/08 02:12 PM, Beams wrote: How to install flash player on Ubuntu? Im using a liveCD btw

I always Google peoples questions before I go all the way and ask some of the oracles I know...and guess what...I found something that might help you by Googling "Flash in umbuntu" you should have tried Google before you ask questions.

No problem!

At 3/24/08 06:32 PM, michaelmcp wrote: I just leveled up to level 3 yay for me...

That sir is a lie...you're level 2.

Sorry.

At 3/24/08 06:53 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Hmm, not really. After clicking it, a box will appear. There you have to give a reason why is it stolen. I mean, you will have to provide a link to the original submission (without using HTML tags) so the staff can check if that submission is really stolen.

Furthermore, you can blow the whistle on more things other than stolen submissions. Read this section of the FAQ for more explanations.

If you did not get the par about providing a link you're not allowed to press the button because then you do not know how to check if you are right.
And the question was about what to do about stolen stuff.

now unless the OP posts again we should let this thread die

At 3/24/08 06:22 PM, AtomicBurger wrote: Si. The picture says it all, baby!
You just click" This Movie Is Stolen".

I threw a ball at a guy once and he didn't catch it. (means that just because something is fool proof it is still a good idea to make it water and wind proof too...sometimes even lava)

The text is to insure that the guy knows what I mean but it also explains how to do it if it isn't under judgment.

At 3/24/08 04:16 PM, Disarray-yarrasiD wrote: Would someone be able to link me to a page showing the limitations of this edition? For example, I was wondering if you were allowed to develop commercially with this version.

You cannot develop anything that gets sponsored but as I understand it you CAN win money without anything happening.

But I am not totally sure.
Buying the full version would be the thing to do if you have ambitions and think that you would make it as a flash developer.

How many fingers does the third person from the left in gta 2 have?

Also:

What is the name of the main character of the first game?

At 3/24/08 05:01 PM, Tomislav1994 wrote: Anywhone knows how to upload on newgrounds some flash animations
PLEASE ANSWER ME ON PRIVETE MESSAGES

Better names for your threads will help you getting help.
And we also prefer a little sense of spelling and grammar.

You press the big button that says "SUBMIT" and then follow instructions.
Look at the picture if you do not know what button I am talking about.