The Jeff and Casey show, awesomeness!

I'm a tall nerdy white guy.

I also have a British accent and live in Denmark.

I love this thread!

At 3/25/09 02:50 AM, spite-skater wrote: I open a fortune cookie today and inside there was nothing... I didn't get a fortune.

What does that mean?

Means that you ate your cookie too fast and that you now have paper in your stomach.

At 3/24/09 08:21 AM, Judzfell wrote:

At 3/24/09 06:42 AM, Magical-Mark wrote:

Only people with no control teleport.
learn2controle peoples minds so that they'll just be where you want them.

only false gods can do that

Learn2Beagod

But gods don't exist so...you can't

At 3/24/09 07:47 AM, JarrodK wrote: internet clocks are the way of the future.

Yeah!

Just remember that if you're looking to the wrong sites you might end up wiht -9 gmt...which isn't that great unless you live there.

At 3/24/09 06:34 AM, DemonsRemorse wrote:

At 3/24/09 06:08 AM, Judzfell wrote: Haha, you take a bus, Learn2fly

Only peasants fly.

lrn2teleport

Only people with no control teleport.
learn2controle peoples minds so that they'll just be where you want them.

Ride a bike - never be early [and loose that fatty stomach of yours]

well you'll never have to wait, you might get up too early.

At 3/24/09 04:49 AM, shaneisdabomb wrote: and spent 50 of it on the dankest weed ever.
and the other 50 i blew it on lap dances and budweiser.

what a great ass monday to start my week.
thats what i did.what would u have done.

If I found 100 dollars? I'd put them in the bank and watch them grow AHAHAHAAHAH!

Waiting for parody thread

Hey guys, I have a secret:

Colour.

I like my english accent, makes me feel special.

Let's see...I drink one or two liters a week, unless I'm not going to school then I drink non.

Conclusion:
I don't drink that much coke/fizzy drinks...and I never really did :)

At 3/18/09 09:50 AM, nintenga95 wrote:

At 3/18/09 09:19 AM, life wrote: Looks pretty cool to me. Just don't draw Xs on their faces and you should be all set. good luck.

thanks's but the thing is the crosses are trademark's but don't worry I'm planning to have two characters with animated eyes. And thanks for not being harsh

But mate, it's not your trademark, it's Krinkels!

Try to put some distance between your characters and madness don't straight out copy somebodies idea [the idea being madness] try making an original, something nobody ever made before...or at least don't slap "Madness tribute" on it.

Your art looks fine.

Pretty sure it was something stupid that I wouldn't want to remember.

At 3/23/09 08:08 AM, Doom-Fan wrote: Why does 4Chan hate us? What did we do, like really.

I think it might be the small portion of 4channers that didn't start as Newgrounders and the rather large portion that started as Newgrounders but got banned/got a flash banned, that are mad at us...and they're all a bunch of 15 yearolds who would never really be able to cause any damage.

4chan would never be able to raid NG because they can't organize that many people...and our admins are very strong.

I am a nihilistic capitalist, try making me understand anything!

At 3/17/09 08:25 AM, RedCoin wrote:

At 3/17/09 08:19 AM, fallensoul289 wrote: Holy shit this is a surprise, and i would not push it guys even though now he cant do it because of the police but dont push him because ng'ers have a tendency to lose it and kill themselves along with a bunch of other people

Name one, other than Livecorpse.
Newgrounds has a huge userbase, it's only likely that there's gonna be SOME nutcases.

There was one guy who made a flash and then years later [and having no connection to NG any more] he shot up his school and shot himself.
I do agree NG shouldn't have a reputation for creating shoolshooters.

No disrespect to Livecorpse inteded.

May he rest in peace.

At 3/17/09 08:11 AM, Podburrys wrote: I don't think this kid's serious. It's been blown way out of proportion, and whilst I'm sure the American Police have it covered.

If it's Norfolk it should be the UK police.

At 3/17/09 08:08 AM, Rig wrote: The police have this thread monitored, so anything posted here will get to them immediately.

Good thing, hopefully the crisis will be averted.

At 3/17/09 08:03 AM, marcusp3 wrote:

At 3/17/09 08:01 AM, WadeFulp wrote: If I wanted this topic locked, I would have done so. We want it open for updated information.

sirtoms friend should be online soon, I'll ask if this is a serious plan or just a joke that got out of hand. Extra traffic for NG if it is real ;)

Traffic that is going here to find out if the site caused this young man's demise, not really positive traffic I assume :(

Also if the way to gain traffic is to have suicidal people post their plans for killing their community, is that really the kind of traffic a site would want?

Wait, can he have claws instead of hands? If so his life would be an awesome action adventure!

At 3/17/09 07:20 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 3/17/09 07:18 AM, Rig wrote:

At 3/17/09 07:16 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: I would think of it as a silly lie as no one would be stupid enough to post what they were going to do before or after doing it. But since you never know I approve of letting the police know just in case.

All the big recent school shooters have posted something like this online somewhere.

So I guess we have to start viewing threads like these with more seriousness now then?

Think we did some years ago, problem is that they often used a site like 4chan to post it on and those sites never really care if someone dies.

At 3/17/09 07:05 AM, Viper-Studios wrote: How would life be as a deaf Mute that has no hands?

Like a movie...a very boring movie with horrible sound direction.

30 speedpaints in 30 days, good luck sir I am having a hard time doing 4 mock ups a week.

Thievery of iPods just rose by 50% because of earplugs.

...why don't you go finish notpr0n and return?

If you already did this please...can't think of anything please program a machine that can calculate the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

At 3/16/09 08:06 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: No one likes MindChamber

NO ONE!

I used to but then he called me a douche, now I slightly dislike him.

I am guessing he is a local moderator [only the flash forum?]

Marketing scamRealize that life isn't as grand as it was pumped up to be.

Started getting an education...really dumb.

stay in school kids, but don't educate yourself it's a bore.

At 3/16/09 05:51 AM, Procrastination wrote: how about one with arms, legs and a face.

Maybe a bit fleshy, give him some cloth, would be awesome to see that, and then in a different style than the normal madness one.

Played piano for four minutes at boarding school, pretty damn cool but I like singing and acting much better and we had to choose.