At 9/15/07 10:05 AM, ZyklonB wrote:
Heres a Huge list of question for the Users Of Newgrounds.
Will do, also an awful lot of them are the same...that is not good.
I did a lot of them in a matter that might seem blasphemies, sorry about that...I just couldn't resist.
What are angels?
They are described as bright light and beautiful people...guess thats what they are
What are fallen angels?
The above times -1
Can angels have sex with people?
Maybe
Who is Satan?
Fallen angel
Can Satan read our minds?
I hope not cause I have dirty thoughts ;)
What are demons?
Not pokémons!
What does 666 mean?
Sixhundretandsixtysix
Is baptism necessary for salvation?
For my friend J-Ufo I hope not
Is it okay to baptize infants?
I was babtized when I was an infant and I turned out okay
Should we baptized "in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit" or "in Jesus' name"?
I don't know...did god make a guide?
Why was Jesus baptized?
To show that people would not get hit by lightning when doing it
What is the church?
Big white building
What does it mean mean to be slain in the spirit?
/kill?
Can we use musical instruments in the church?
As J-Ufo I will not stop you
Is it okay for a pastor to get paid for ministering?
Is it okay that a construction worker gets paid?
Must we speak in tongues in order to be saved?
No we must speak of tongues!
Can women be pastors and elders?
They can...not sure if they like it...
What is blasphemy of the Holy Spirit? Can a Christian commit it?
Something everyone can commit. Of course not...or...paradox?
Is baptism necessary for salvation?
Did you just repeat yourself?
Why did Jesus have to die for our sins?
To show that he has the power of respawn
Did Jesus die for everyone? My Calvinist friends say no.
I guess that he just died
What is original sin?
/e Eat apple
How are we affected by sin?
No more hunger!
Who is God?
A backwards dog
Justification and Sanctification: What is the difference?
Length of the words
If we accept Jesus as Savior, can we then sin all we want?
Can we if we do not?
What makes a church or group non-Christian?
Rocks. People that do not believe in Christ
What is salvation?
A word
Is Jesus the same person as the Father?
Are we?
How does someone become saved?
F8 is quick save
Why do we worship on Sunday instead of Saturday?
Because Saturday is for hangovers
Is their life after death?
If you have a continue of save yes if not your doomed to nothing
Why should God make people knowing they are going to hell forever?
Scares the shit out of them
Did we pre-exist with God before we were born on earth?
Do you remember doing it?
Are we punished for Adam's sin?
Do we live in the garden of eden?
If God is all knowing and knows our future, then how is that free will?
Do you know your (or others) future?
Is Christianity the only true religion?
If you like it yes if not try being a banker or something
What makes you think Christianity is the only way to God?
I'm not sure that it is
Why is there evil and suffering in the world?
Would there be good if there was no evil, NO!
Where did God come from?
He is believed to have .like the universe, come from nothing
Did God create sin?
If he created the world, yes.
Why did God create us if He is self-sufficient?
Why did you play sims?
What type of God would kill the first born of Egypt?
Moses said "let my people go" faro said "NOHS!" that is why!
Is it fair for God love Jacob and hate Esau?
Everyone hates something god hated Esau
Can God make a rock so big that He cannot pick it up?
If he can make the terabite then yes...but it would be pointless
What did Jesus come to do?
Well I guess he was send to show the awesome cheat script of god...walk on water WTF
Did Jesus die on a cross or a stake?
Nigher he never died...
How old was Jesus when He was crucified?
Somewhere between 0 and 2007 years old.
Where did Jesus go after He died on the cross?
eBay (OMG the cross of Jesus only 600$) he needed funds for the new church he was creating
Did Jesus rise from the dead in the same body He died in?
He never died he just made a spy move and played dead
If Jesus is God, then who did He pray to?
Paradox?
If Jesus is God, then why did not know the time of His return?
He did he just didn't want to spoil it for everyone
If Jesus is God, why did He say the Father was greater than He?
Farther<Son
God cannot be tempted. Jesus was tempted. Jesus cannot be God.
Then why the above question?
God cannot die. Jesus died. Therefore, Jesus is not God.
Jesus did not die...again it was a spy move!
Why wasn't Jesus born with original sin?
Did Jesus live in the garden of eden, NO!
Why did Jesus have to die for our sins?
Because Bush was not born yet so they had to pick someone else
Was Jesus just a myth?
The bible says no
Regards -Mark