At 1/6/08 01:36 PM, BenjaminBigelow wrote: I have a budget of $20, what should a get for a male 14 year old?

$20 is always a good thing to give a 14 year old.

It is the guitar shaped thing on the floor beside the bags...yea you see it.

I never really got into that sticker thing.

At 1/6/08 01:14 PM, MasterOfDaWay666 wrote: Why? I want 10 million dollars, no cops or I kill the rat and commit suicide.

I bring cops...now do what you shall!

I didn't really want to find picture but just imagine.

Let us google it:
I googled "marilyn manson puppies" and got this...it might not be true...

From what I have heard Assasins creed is not really that good.
I'd say buy Orange Box it has some great games (Portal is amazing!) also TF2 is okay.

No...It would make you feel like shit if you smoked two cigarettes if you never have smoked before...if you smoke a joint you'd get "stoned"

Smoking cigarettes will not make you "high" or "stoned" it might make you happy in some way, I myself am relaxed by smoking but I only smoke sometimes and I rarely do it just because I can, I often do it to relax.

At 1/6/08 06:35 AM, SBB wrote: a search that includes words bomb, airplane, hijack and panic.

So if i search for "Panic at the disco was the bomb but what airplane did they use to fly to LA also hijack" CIA would be knocking on my door?

What was that?

I wanna be the guy This might be the hardest game I have EVER played...but it is fun.

See also the walkthrough by Cloud8745 It is massive fun to watch him do this :D

Did Newgrounds just become 4chan?

At 1/5/08 07:55 PM, PapoSwing wrote:

At 1/5/08 07:42 PM, Magical-Mark wrote: Here is mine, taken new years eve 2007 (remember that date, probably not) in J-ufo's apartment by my good friend J-ufo (that is why they are so similar)
we call them:
I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!

Also I copied his text :D

Pizza sauce?

Close but no cigar :D

At 1/5/08 07:53 PM, Darknessium wrote: Whats the difference between creepy and scary? Ive always thought that sacary was the type of thing that invokes a nonstop type of fear that never lets off and creepy is more of a rising sense of dread from something.

Whats your definition of the two?

Creepy creeps up your spine and makes your whole body feel like a block of ice.

Scary is like when you see a screamer.

Therese are my thoughts...I bet other people have other definitions.

Here is mine, taken new years eve 2007 (remember that date, probably not) in J-ufo's apartment by my good friend J-ufo (that is why they are so similar)
we call them:
I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!

Also I copied his text :D

At 1/5/08 07:05 PM, DgsGaming wrote:

At 1/5/08 07:04 PM, Jaredcatz wrote: vagina?

what would you do then?

Please! All these fucking "What if Newgrounds..." threads are annoying. The joke is over!

Thread END

Agreed

At 1/5/08 06:45 PM, SgtSmiley wrote: http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/

These guys look pretty damn serious.

Would any of you try this?

I'd never sell my soul...remember what happened to Bart when he sold his?
The automatic doors at the kiwik-e-mart didn't open for him :(

But then again...it looks kinda fake...it's called "We want your soul" that is a dead giveaway they would have some kind cool name like "the power of Jesus on toast" if they were for real...

At 1/5/08 06:37 PM, CatsomStudios wrote: I can't believe you haven't heard. There are hackers on NG that found a glitch with the co-author system. Adam Phillips, Eddsworld, Egorapter, and WadeFulp were all victims of this. Why were you looking at Tom's Profile anyway?

To find his secret porn stash...or

So someone made him do it?

That sucks...

At 1/5/08 06:21 PM, Grubby wrote: When you're not busy posting on the NG BBS, playing video games, watching YouTube videos, porn, etc.

What do you do on the computer that is productive?

Porn was missing so i added it.

Well I program and IM my friends...yea I have friends.

I also draw a bit (not that much because I have yet to buy myself one of those sweet Wacoms :O)

Write stories (just stupid once :D)

Program in flash.

At 1/5/08 06:27 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/5/08 06:14 PM, gatbusta32415 wrote: this place would get pretty damn boring

there is one already, and more :P

ZING :P

Yea one Newgounder would make the place a lot duller...but also the one Newgrounder would have to be the only mod to...what would he moderate?
He would have to make his own shitty spam threads...and in the end ban himself...:'( I feel sad for him...

At 1/5/08 01:45 PM, SuperFlonic wrote: What's your biggest program on your computer?

Mine is my copy of Unreal Tournament 2004.
Roughly 5.5 GB

I'd say if it is just the program...(this being the case it is in) "Unreal Anthology" tops with 2.02 GB
Of course if it is a program and everything it can contain (this being everything it relates to) I'd say my WMP/Winap folder is a good 9-11 GB large :D (My music is spread across my computer so I do not have a correct count but 11 GB seems like the largest it could be and my music folder is 9 GB large so that plus what I estimate is laying around the computer...I didn't even add the size of the program :P

At 1/5/08 06:07 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Hmm, I see the point you are making.

But it wouldn't be like, "OMG, A MISTAKE! I MUST BAN THIS USER!"

If a person consistently posts in a poor manner, action should be taken.

All of this is still at the mod's discretion. Being a non-native English speaker could definately be taken into account.

I agree with you, there should not be bans just for spelling a single word wrong (even if it is done over and over and over again) but posting in a poor manner yes that should be ban reason.

I should have read all of the posts before posting (AAARGH!) (sorry)

At 1/5/08 05:01 PM, reviewer-general wrote: I think these should be bannable offenses.

I mean, dear Christ, have you people read some of the shite posted on the Forums?

If, in making this thread, I have broken any rules, I offer my sincere apologies to the entire NG mod staff. Go easy on me.

Discuss.

My punctuation sucks...should I be banned for not being good at setting commas?
This seems kinda stupid...But yes spelling should (to some degree) be ban reason (but a system like the Facepunch forum would make it all fucked up...)

Grammar....grammar...I think the point has been made but I just needed to tell you.

Sorry about the punctuation...I am sure the rest is okay...right?

At 1/5/08 03:45 PM, Raguel wrote: It's as simple as the fact that most people are morons who can't accept two things at once.

I accept both things and other things at the same time.

They are unable to like Newgrounds without hating 4chan.

I like Newground and I find 4chan funny and I love some of the stuff people post there

They are unable to like the Xbox without hating the Playstation.

I love Xbox and I have both a psx and ps2 (I have yet to get me a next-gen thing)

At 12/29/07 08:13 PM, DA-freakshow wrote: Bump - i need help with this

More info please...what have you downloaded...are you sure it was a full update you got.

(Garry's solution is:
Any problem with Gmod 9 = buy Gmod 10 (but you said that you did not have the money))

At 12/29/07 07:40 PM, Cema wrote: While Newgrounds is great, along with my other bookmarks, there is only so much you can see on a page before you move on. So, what I am asking is if anyone here would give me a couple new, daily to weekly updated websites for my entertainment pleasure.

Anything entertaining, topics may differ, no porn please, I have enough of that, and user activity is always a plus.

So, any suggestions?

www.deviantart.com (art place...has lots of great artists)http://www.gucomics.com/ (comics...updated everyday (almost))
Funmotion (the forum is great for finding games)

Thats just about what I have of bookmarks that I look at every day

At 12/29/07 07:39 PM, a-person1 wrote: The Pokemon card game?

I did...not anymore but I did, it was great wipping out the old Charizard (what was that name again?) and killing everything with one blow

to sum up: I did.

At 11/30/07 02:29 AM, placeboelectra wrote: I have been drinking all night,and feel tired but I have to puke. So fuckface's whats the best way to cure a hangover?

If you blow your head off you will NOT have a hangover anymore...but you'd be pretty dead but hell it worked!

I sleep it off :P

At 11/16/07 09:42 PM, Anim8or666 wrote: Please comment! This is my latest good picture. It's all done in Photoshop. On an unrelated side note, my 8-year-old mouse died today. The funeral will be tomorrow.

If you think you suck look at all the other people in this forum, really your art is impressive, I like your style, you should continue drawing then you'll get better, develop a style (the one you have is good) and use it.
I made the mistake to not draw for 4 years then return to realize that I suck, now I cannot draw for shit even thou I try all the time, also I have never kept one style for more than a month :(

Poor mouse

At 9/26/07 03:03 PM, TomFulp wrote: We could have Cat Day (you know I love cats) or a Killer Robots Day or a Monsters Coming out of Toilets day or any variety of weird themes for a day... Thoughts?

What about towel day? It's towel day!
That would be like the coolest day ever!

At 9/21/07 08:31 AM, Minners wrote: How are you going to make the most of it?

I'm going to be somewhere else than NG I just hate those Madness ripoffs, I have only seen a few good once, and they changed it all an just took a little bit of it, but I know I'll check the collection on Sunday and view the once I think look viewable.

At 9/18/07 01:48 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: It's not World War 3 till the Germans and the Russians get involved...I would involve the French but they already pussied out long ago, like always.

Quick Piere....Save the cheese!

I know French and a Frenchman would say "Kuick Piere Save ze cheese!" and then he would stop to have a smoke and brag about how he makes passioned "løve"

I ate my paintings!

I do not think that it is a world war because no one is fighting in any other country than Iraq also Iraq is not trying to take over the world or anything...they are not even trying to take over another country they just want to keep their own!