I remember playing Pimps Quest/watching stick slayer back when...so sad that he died, may he rest in peace.

My mouth actually kinda dried up when I saw stick slayer on the front page, I just knew something was wrong...

Kids should never live to see their heroes die...

-A kid, Mark

Guys, could we focus on the topic and not on the fact that the thread isn't presented in any good way.

At 9/14/09 02:55 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 9/14/09 02:52 AM, Magical-Mark wrote:

At 9/14/09 02:51 AM, Final2Legion wrote: I must ask what is the most retarded thing you have ever heard, read, or watched?

I read a pokémon manga once...

I still have the first 4 magazine-like mangas. Shit was trippy.

Sounds way trippy.

At 9/14/09 02:51 AM, Final2Legion wrote: I must ask what is the most retarded thing you have ever heard, read, or watched?

I read a pokémon manga once...

Don't wast your money on those games, they're both not really that much fun.

They used to be, but then they included a boss battle...

TBH I was a fan but then I realized it wasn't fun...

At 8/15/09 03:07 AM, TomFulp wrote: Happy Clock Day everyone!!!!

I'm working on updating the CD09 collection page, but in the meantime lots of Clock goodies are flooding into the Portal. WHAT AMAZING TREATS AWAIT US?????? I have no idea.

ENJOY!

You enjoy it too mate...wait, is it over already!? Or has it just begun?!

I hate you GMT!!!!!! (actually I love GMT and the metric system, but I am trying to make Tom happy, don't tell the others)

yes I realize that Tom isn't going to read this post...

also, posting from FF 3.5.2 again, feels odd...

So iPhones really can go on the internetz! I thought all those bloggers were lying! Good thing you set it straight.

At 7/20/09 11:05 AM, BowserJrDude wrote:

At 7/20/09 11:04 AM, Magical-Mark wrote: Was Twinkles.webs.com taken?

Believe it or not it was. xD

Amazing...by whom?

seriously, if you're going to make a website consider buying a .com!

Was Twinkles.webs.com taken?

At 7/19/09 07:01 PM, Hydecka wrote: Yeah! I have a heterosexual relationship with a man! He's married though! Wait... could he be gay? No... I don't know about that man. I think he watches more porn than I do, and his name is Quickkill and thats a pretty manly name.

Who said it had to be heterosexual? You might just want to check up on your male life partners sexuality, he might be heterosexual!

At 7/19/09 06:57 PM, Hydecka wrote: I'm not looking up gay porn damn it! Not this time! I mean no I have never looked up gay porn I like boobs! Then again, there was that one time, I woke up naked in a ditch but that means NOTHING! I'm not even married!

Honey quick! Watch this video on teleportation! @.@

Wife: Honey..... are you gay?

Do you have a male life companion? It could mean male life companion by "husband" you know.

At 7/19/09 06:51 PM, Hydecka wrote:

At 7/19/09 06:49 PM, ngfan14 wrote: lol, I watched the video but I didn't get that ad.

I think its just funny because I'm looking up generally nerdy things and it says "Is my husband gay?" And no, I'm not looking up man porn ftw.

Are you looking up any kind of site that might tell you if your male companion is a homosexual (it would suck if he wasn't you know)

That movie was so bad, I would much rather watch a real NightCrawler movie!

And yes, chances are he is gay.

At 7/19/09 06:00 PM, THEJamoke wrote: ITT: users pretending to have been here longer than they really have.

Ah yes, I remember the great time of 2000, oh how great NG was back then!

Seriously now, my favourite period is of course the first one I experienced! I mean, nothing like the 2003 layout. And of course all the adult adds just made it 10 fold more awesome because I was like 14...and the frontpage posts were epic cause of the pictures :D

Let's see, I'm 20 today, I signed up 6 years ago (wow 6 years...) no, I was 14 (no wait 13).

At 6/21/09 09:46 AM, Matt2k8 wrote: Your a little late.

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You%27re-and-
Your

At 6/21/09 09:46 AM, TJoyal wrote: I don't think you can kill yourself by smashing a shoe into your face.

I know a dude whom has giant spikes on his shoes, chances are he'd die if he did that.

At 6/21/09 09:41 AM, gibleto wrote:

At 6/21/09 09:39 AM, Magical-Mark wrote: Why don't you just come back to the site once a day and read the news?

Do I look like I have the time, man? I'm a busy guy! And sometimes I want to plan spending a day on the internet so I should let my mom know beforehand and stuff.

Yeah, you do.

There are often a post on the front page 1-2 months before a special day [Especially the once that have a competition attached to them] so you can plan according to the date mentioned in the frontpage post.

Generally I just go to bed late, I sleep about 6-7 hours on school days and 9-10 hours on weekends.

I am changing my clock for the summer but I simply can't :(

Why don't you just come back to the site once a day and read the news?

Wow...people really care this much for that game? Sad, very very sad.

At 6/21/09 06:32 AM, Gooch wrote: i.e., "I HATE FUCKING JAZZ"

Fucking jazz is also very hard and not appreciated by the artists.

No matter what your review contains if someone says "I'm gonna press the minus button" they can make it say "Useless" even if it's not, I do however find that your review was overly complicated for saying "I didn't like it." and you didn't really give any pointers.

Don't let it get to you that your reviews have the "Useless" property, they won't be deleted (unless they in are abusive) and not a lot of people go through the reviews to see which are useful and which aren't.

Windows movie maker does not produce a product that can be submitted to NG so having that doesn't really help you.

What you need is adobe flash.

Adblock pictures didn't work, they insulted me...so...I blocked them.

Sit back, relax and don't think about it.

I'll tell you later.

no really I do procrastinate, a lot.

At 4/24/09 05:05 AM, RamblinEvil-Mushroom wrote: #1 at 2K votes... i think we win O.o

He set a limit of 1 mil. votes so if it happens (that the site gets 1 mil. votes) I am pretty sure NG isn't majority of them.

I am pretty sure the thing will never end.

At 4/2/09 03:00 AM, Jonas wrote: Who wants a bowl of fuck?

Know what I'm going to pass this one, better luck next time.

At 4/2/09 07:34 AM, LordBeta2 wrote: Oops lol, I copied the wrong address....
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 4371

Awesome game!

Medals/achievements in general aren't really my thing (however I did get all the flags in Assassins creed "just for the heck of it")

I rather enjoyed it actually, a whole day with no stupid posts, other than those on submissions (and the fact that you couldn't vote on reviews made some idiots go overboard with the "YOU'RE A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" comments...kinda sad)

I rather liked the front page design and the avatars :)

At 3/28/09 12:13 PM, TomFulp wrote: At 4:55pm on March 25th, we had our baby!

Congrats!