At 6/21/09 09:46 AM, Matt2k8 wrote: Your a little late.

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You%27re-and-
Your

At 6/21/09 09:46 AM, TJoyal wrote: I don't think you can kill yourself by smashing a shoe into your face.

I know a dude whom has giant spikes on his shoes, chances are he'd die if he did that.

At 6/21/09 09:41 AM, gibleto wrote:

At 6/21/09 09:39 AM, Magical-Mark wrote: Why don't you just come back to the site once a day and read the news?

Do I look like I have the time, man? I'm a busy guy! And sometimes I want to plan spending a day on the internet so I should let my mom know beforehand and stuff.

Yeah, you do.

There are often a post on the front page 1-2 months before a special day [Especially the once that have a competition attached to them] so you can plan according to the date mentioned in the frontpage post.

Generally I just go to bed late, I sleep about 6-7 hours on school days and 9-10 hours on weekends.

I am changing my clock for the summer but I simply can't :(

Why don't you just come back to the site once a day and read the news?

Wow...people really care this much for that game? Sad, very very sad.

At 6/21/09 06:32 AM, Gooch wrote: i.e., "I HATE FUCKING JAZZ"

Fucking jazz is also very hard and not appreciated by the artists.

No matter what your review contains if someone says "I'm gonna press the minus button" they can make it say "Useless" even if it's not, I do however find that your review was overly complicated for saying "I didn't like it." and you didn't really give any pointers.

Don't let it get to you that your reviews have the "Useless" property, they won't be deleted (unless they in are abusive) and not a lot of people go through the reviews to see which are useful and which aren't.

Windows movie maker does not produce a product that can be submitted to NG so having that doesn't really help you.

What you need is adobe flash.

Adblock pictures didn't work, they insulted me...so...I blocked them.

Sit back, relax and don't think about it.

I'll tell you later.

no really I do procrastinate, a lot.

At 4/24/09 05:05 AM, RamblinEvil-Mushroom wrote: #1 at 2K votes... i think we win O.o

He set a limit of 1 mil. votes so if it happens (that the site gets 1 mil. votes) I am pretty sure NG isn't majority of them.

I am pretty sure the thing will never end.

At 4/2/09 03:00 AM, Jonas wrote: Who wants a bowl of fuck?

Know what I'm going to pass this one, better luck next time.

At 4/2/09 07:34 AM, LordBeta2 wrote: Oops lol, I copied the wrong address....
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 4371

Awesome game!

Medals/achievements in general aren't really my thing (however I did get all the flags in Assassins creed "just for the heck of it")

I rather enjoyed it actually, a whole day with no stupid posts, other than those on submissions (and the fact that you couldn't vote on reviews made some idiots go overboard with the "YOU'RE A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" comments...kinda sad)

I rather liked the front page design and the avatars :)

At 3/28/09 12:13 PM, TomFulp wrote: At 4:55pm on March 25th, we had our baby!

Congrats!

The Jeff and Casey show, awesomeness!

I'm a tall nerdy white guy.

I also have a British accent and live in Denmark.

I love this thread!

At 3/25/09 02:50 AM, spite-skater wrote: I open a fortune cookie today and inside there was nothing... I didn't get a fortune.

What does that mean?

Means that you ate your cookie too fast and that you now have paper in your stomach.

At 3/24/09 08:21 AM, Judzfell wrote:

At 3/24/09 06:42 AM, Magical-Mark wrote:

Only people with no control teleport.
learn2controle peoples minds so that they'll just be where you want them.

only false gods can do that

Learn2Beagod

But gods don't exist so...you can't

At 3/24/09 07:47 AM, JarrodK wrote: internet clocks are the way of the future.

Yeah!

Just remember that if you're looking to the wrong sites you might end up wiht -9 gmt...which isn't that great unless you live there.

At 3/24/09 06:34 AM, DemonsRemorse wrote:

At 3/24/09 06:08 AM, Judzfell wrote: Haha, you take a bus, Learn2fly

Only peasants fly.

lrn2teleport

Only people with no control teleport.
learn2controle peoples minds so that they'll just be where you want them.

Ride a bike - never be early [and loose that fatty stomach of yours]

well you'll never have to wait, you might get up too early.

At 3/24/09 04:49 AM, shaneisdabomb wrote: and spent 50 of it on the dankest weed ever.
and the other 50 i blew it on lap dances and budweiser.

what a great ass monday to start my week.
thats what i did.what would u have done.

If I found 100 dollars? I'd put them in the bank and watch them grow AHAHAHAAHAH!

Waiting for parody thread

Hey guys, I have a secret:

Colour.

I like my english accent, makes me feel special.

Let's see...I drink one or two liters a week, unless I'm not going to school then I drink non.

Conclusion:
I don't drink that much coke/fizzy drinks...and I never really did :)

At 3/18/09 09:50 AM, nintenga95 wrote:

At 3/18/09 09:19 AM, life wrote: Looks pretty cool to me. Just don't draw Xs on their faces and you should be all set. good luck.

thanks's but the thing is the crosses are trademark's but don't worry I'm planning to have two characters with animated eyes. And thanks for not being harsh

But mate, it's not your trademark, it's Krinkels!

Try to put some distance between your characters and madness don't straight out copy somebodies idea [the idea being madness] try making an original, something nobody ever made before...or at least don't slap "Madness tribute" on it.

Your art looks fine.

Pretty sure it was something stupid that I wouldn't want to remember.

At 3/23/09 08:08 AM, Doom-Fan wrote: Why does 4Chan hate us? What did we do, like really.

I think it might be the small portion of 4channers that didn't start as Newgrounders and the rather large portion that started as Newgrounders but got banned/got a flash banned, that are mad at us...and they're all a bunch of 15 yearolds who would never really be able to cause any damage.

4chan would never be able to raid NG because they can't organize that many people...and our admins are very strong.