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At 9/23/11 10:19 PM, Luthaxx wrote: Draw.... a GIANT cock cumming all over Tom Fulp. And me, too. :D

I dunno, should I ask him what he thinks of this? It'd be a waste of time unless the IP adress was blocked.

At 9/23/11 07:57 PM, TheMaster wrote:

At 9/23/11 07:50 PM, MafiaMettaur wrote: Like, oh, I dunno, the Demoman?

But the Demoman's best loadout is his default one. His unlocks are all pretty bad.

I was talking about the overpowered thing, you ever face a team that has 6 demonmen all firing explosives at you at once? You have a quick game is what you have.

Man, why are people being so rough with the GMod video? Is GMod not acceptable here?

Wow..feeling nervous again. Great.

I listened to some Gnarles Barkley and took some slow deep breaths. I'm feeling better now. Thanks. Now I'm just gonna listen to some music instead of worrying.

*looks around quickly, stutters*
Um-m..I-I-I'm feeeling a tiny t-tad nervous..

Seriously, feeling really nervous and quesy, just submitted my first thing here, really, really anxious.

Man, my first movie here just got submitted, I'm feeling nervous, it seems to be taking forever, I'm scared from the people that I know just love to down vote on everything..I'm just feeling a little worried. Any tips on calming down? Anything?

Actually, I'm thinking of multiple TF2 videos, maybe enough to make a collection. But these need to be good for deserving a place in Newgrounds..I'll need multiple sketches. Is there anyone out there that would like to make a TF2 video with a guy who has lots of stuff written already?

At 9/23/11 04:20 PM, DrClay wrote:

At 9/23/11 08:34 AM, TiberiumCrystalKutu wrote: VALVe hate the engineer :(

Well, they probably hold off on updated his stuff because any small update might make him over powered.

Like, oh, I dunno, the Demoman?

And I thought it was TF2 related, I just got this GMod in the portal, does any of you think it's worthy of being there?

Why do people think that talking like a douche on the internet is cool when they hit puberty?

Don't discuss. Any of this thread.

I secretly hate furries and would beat one in real life if someone was stupid enough to admit it to me.

Wait, I've never kept that a secret. Oh well.

At 9/23/11 03:48 PM, Damien wrote: Oh come on. This one isn't that bad.

I think I actually got a caption rainbow thing for the caption rainbow things.

Stick head through hole in rainbow wall

(X X)
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Be Sniper dream come true.

You know, I've never understood the rage quit, and on the same topic, the judgemental mod. Now, I do not at all speak about anyone on Newgrounds concerning these two things. The mods and admins here are awesome, and you other Newgrounders are all a right bunch. Or maybe my family gives me a high tolerance to annoyance. But enough of that.

About the rage quiter, why does someone feel that writing out a lot of curses, ill wills, profanity, insults, and generaly things in the range of the speech you find in a halo-chat from a 12 year old? I don't get it, how does being a little b---- make people feel satisfied? And by saying this, am I a ragequiter to the stereotype of ragequitters? I think I just imploded my left side of the brain..ugh. Moving on.

And the Emotional Mod, I hope I'm not a rager while describing this, but on this I speak from experience. On this chat game, not going to advertise it, I posted an image of a Pyro from TF2 burning the typical furry with a caption.(In relation to my thread about how most memes are evil, 2 things. One, I'm not saying I hate memes, and two, I could never hate TF2. Unless there was a My Little Fortress or something.)

Then a mod (strange thing, if anyone can figure this out, his profile was talking about how he has huge ears? Is that a new internet trend? I'm 16 but I feel like I'm 40 somethimes.) Man do I talk too much..anyways, this mod says I am being hateful towards a group, I tell him the personally scary and freaking true experience I had about furries, he said it didn't matter, hate is hate, and I got muted after joking about this with a fellow RP'er in that game. I log on the next morning, it says I have been banned for extremely unreasonable/hateful behavior, and instead of a reasonable time to cool off, maybe a few months or something, I'm banned for 3 years.

Also, sorry for talking so much, hope that last one wasn't a rage quit, and I just needed to get that off my chest. Also, just figuring out if it was hateful or not, tell me so, I put that pyro picture on my Newgrounds profile picture.

For those heads sticking out of a rainbow cutout with two liners...a guillotine! That might work on the ~Nope!~ Engineer. Any others?

I'm pretty sure I have the solution to the horse troubles. John Marston.

At 9/23/11 01:59 PM, Xarnor wrote: You can't capture or a destroy a meme, and the harder you try the longer the meme will survive.

I know, that's why I made this. In the end of it, I dunno, 5 memes later, they say they got the worst of them..and realize they made it worse. Kinda ruined it now I guess.

Any annoying memes you can think of? Post em here! I'm gonna draw out some sequential sketches of the "Cleaner Squad", the guys who go around the internet capturing or destroying the memes that threaten everything else on the web. So, any memes you can think of you want gone? Long staying ones and oldies are also good, come on now!

I just edited a GMod video idea I had to make a story, short one, not to be serious at all.

Hello children who shouldn't be on Newgrounds and adults who should be doing thier job, and welcome to story time with the Mettaur. We begin the tale of the Hat Curse! OoooOoooH!

Engineer, Soldier, and Spy were standing in the middle of the Dustbowl, repeatedly shouting that they had hats for sale and ignoring their jobs, like certain people are. Yes, I'm speaking to you cubicle man. Scout rushed in with the intelligence in his hand and had a serious look on his face, confused at what he saw, saying,"What is this..I don't even..what?" Heavy popped out of a hole in the ground yelling,"SANDVICH!", and Scout shrugged, commenting,"Ey, at least something is still normal."

He dangled the briefcase in front of the Blu Soldier, who was wearing a funky purple Cat in the Hat hat, and Scout said,"Hey, Buddy, I got your intelligence right here. About to win the match! Yo!..yo?" And after he finished Soldier just said, as all Hat Soldiers do,"Hat! Hat! Hat"

Scout said with a sigh,"I just want to play this game! I don't care about these stupid hats!" And once again, Heavy popped out of nowhere, with a sandwich on his head, shouting,"SANDVICH HAT!"

We now bring our little tale to a top-secret looking room, like the Administrators, and people were at computer monitors, one of them said that there was a problem, the Scout was not falling to the hats! A man in the darkness, the man in charge of the hats, said,"Send him the #87"

We return to the plucky little Scout, now Scout is sitting on a slowly moving cart while both Red and Blu members are chattering about headwear, weapons forgotten, even Sasha was left in the dust. A screen appeared in front of Scout showing him a hat no longer available, ever. Two buttons said Accept or Deny.

Back to the secret-hq room, a cubicle employee looked up from his screen, saying with glee,"He accepted it!" The hat man said in the background,"Good, monitor everything he does." A second later, a message appeared on the screen in front of the hat man, saying: SCOUT CRAFTED SCRAP METAL.

The hat man then pushed a button labeled,"Angry Soccer Mom Tank" and the cubicle man fell through a opening in the floor. A second worker said,"Maybe we aren't..trying hard enough?" The hat man, who wore a huge huge stack of hats, said,"Send him..the uber package!"

Back to Scout! Scout is running along in the dustbowl, looks up and says,"What the fu-?!" And glorious opera music, like that type they use in comedy move commercials where everyone is screaming, starts to play. And while this plays in your mind, imagine the huge tidal wave of every hat in the game ever, towering over him like a tsunami! And of course, the lovable Heavy on top, sitting on a sandwhich the size of a Ford truck, yelling for the finale,"SAAAANVIIIIICH!"

I hope you enjoyed this story, for now our tale concludes! Now get back to work office man!

Alright, I'm gonna try and send it to the GModExpo guys. Who knows, maybe they'll actually read it. I hope.

I love TF2, but I played it borrowed from my cousin, I tried downloading steam to my computer, but of course, problems. I don't have an official account and stuff, it's been a month since I played, but I love this game, and I'm hoping someone can help me with installing steam so I can make this thing.

My favorite class is..well, I'd happily play as any class besides the Demoman, but..Soldier, Heavy, Spy. Still, it's hard deciding.

Can I join in this awesomeness still?

Hey guys, TF2 is a rather..lets admit it, good game. I'd say the best thing ever, but then came the hats. Which inspired me to come up with this animation, but my usual GMod-Man says it's too big for one guy..so I thought, lets make it a collab, have different people animate different parts. Hey, don't need GMod if I'm recruiting from Newgrounds crop animators, use whatever you like for the parts! Now, the description of this flash is large, which is why I need multiple people. Each paragraph is a different part, take multiple ones if you think you can though.

Alright, here's what I got so far on my first idea..

You see the Engineer, Soldier, and Spy standing in the middle of the Dustbowl shouting over and over,"Hats""Hats Here!""Ze Hat For Sale!" Scout rushes in with the intelligence in his hand and has a serious look on his face saying something like"What is this..I don't even..what?" Heavy pops out of the corner of the screen shouting"SANDVICH!" And Scout says how at least something is still normal.

That or he shrugs, not weird enough. He dangles the briefcase in front of the blue team soldier, who is wearing a funky hat like the cat in the hat, or whatever you think would be very non-serious, and scout says,"Hey, Buddy, I got your intelligence right here. About to win the match! Yo!..yo?" And after he finishes Soldier just says,"Hat! Hat! Hat" Like he's a drill sergeant or something.

Scout says"I just want to play this game! I don't care about these stupid hats!" And once again, Heavy pops out of the corner, with a sandwich on his head, shouting,"SANDVICH HAT!"

We cut to a top-secret looking room, like the Administrators, and people are at computer monitors, one of them says that there is a problem, the Scout is not falling to the hats. A man in the darkness, the man in charge of the hats, says,"Send him the #87"

Scout is sitting on a slowly moving cart while both red and blue chatter standing motionlessly in the background, and a screen appears in front of him showing the: Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect, and two buttons say "Accept" and "Deny"

Back to the secret-hq room, a computer monitoring guy says,"He accepted it!" The hat man says in the background,"Good, monitor everything he does." A second later, a message appears on the screen in front of the hat man, saying: SCOUT CRAFTED SCRAP METAL.

The hat man then presses a button labeled,"Angry Soccer Mom Tank" and the guy who spoke first falls through the floor. A second guy says,"Maybe we aren't..trying hard enough?" The hat man, who is wearing a huge huge stack of hats, says,"Send him..the uber package!"

Scout is running along in the dustbowl, looks up and says,"wtf?!" And glorious opera music, like this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNWpZ-Y_K vU
Not the song I was looking for, but start from 2 minutes in.. well, he looks up saying "wtf?!" and a huge tidal wave of every hat model in the game is towering over him like a tsunami with the Heavy on top, he is sitting on a Sandwich the size of a boat compared to him, and he is yelling for the finale,"SAAAANDVICH!"

It's a huge one, thats for sure..but is it worth it to you?

I didn't even say the voices needed. But I'll send them to you I guess, and post them here.

I need someone for Mario, someone for Toad, someone for Bowser. Here are the test pieces, auditioning will be 2 weeks.

Mario-"A-Sorry Bowsa, But You Gonna Get Da Axe!"
Bowser-"Your reign of terror over the Koopa Kingdom ends here and NOW!"
Toad-"We're just generic toads, I bet we're gonna die right abooout...now."

When I told that to someone they told me it should be 24 or 30.

Also, It has to be 12FPS, 1 higher or lower and it gets out of synch.

At 7/20/11 05:26 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: Who's assembling this collab, if you don't have any real involvement in this project?
When did Luis say he was going to make you a part?

Apologies if I'm suspicious, I'm just surprised Luis would get involved in a project with somebody who admits to being simply an ideas guy.

Also you've given no details about the frame rate and the canvas size.

I will assemble it all, with some help from James. Plus I come up with the scripts for all this, but other ideas are welcomed.
Luis said he'd make something after he sees a work in progress.

I understand the suspicion, given how many people claim Johnny or Tom or Krinkels are working with them.

Aaaaand Dancing Engie can help you with that last part.

The Righteous Role Reversal.

The idea came to me not long ago, with the humorous image of a Doctor from TF2 dressed as a Heavy trying to lift a minigun. What if some of those popular characters, which I know already have bunches of parodies out already, were switched? Those guys in TF2 try a run in each other's boots. Bowser is the good guy and Mario has an army of Toad's which are actually organized and don't walk off cliffs. The weary Pokemon gets revenge and sends his former Trainer out to fight every random stranger it comes across. "Wild Tough Biker Guy With Pool Cue Spotted! Go, Jerk Who Separated Me From My Family!"

Got any more ideas for us? Want to animate, illustrate, perhaps you got a mike and a will? We are readily looking for people in this collab, as so far we have the minimum starting number of three. Here we are, see if you are impressed with who we got.
MafiaMettaur- The ADD Man, I got ideas. IDEAS.
MegaJamesStudios- Our animator, new but top notch.
Luis- Still can't believe he's making one.

So, post here if interested, contact me with details! We really need the voice actors at the moment.

At 6/15/11 08:33 PM, Hemlok wrote: You think that's bad? Who cleans up Spiderman's webs? WHO I ASK YOU, WHO?

The cops, it's the only thing they have left to do.

Yeah, we have the police for a reason. How about the SWAT team gets off their ass, tosses the donuts aside, and gets back to work?

Dude, maybe we need some new crews, ones that don't spew sewage in the portal and have it's members protect it.

Don't get me started on Robin..

It's an idea of mine, a small skirmish between at the least five of the clans on Newgrounds, with three users from each group, fighting to the death in a giant SuperStore version of Newgrounds. Group leader, and two others from the clan. Examples of groups are the Locks, Madness Combat, Tankmen, all those sorts.

The battlefield will keep shifting from one to the other, the teams having to adapt or die. So, far, here are our ideas:
Swamped Town
Big Mall
Amusement Park
Wasteland
Construction Site

We need five groups, and three people from each group. It's a group collaboration, we're going to need lots of people to help out on this.

I originally started the card collection based on Madness Combat, so here is the Psychopath card I made.