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Topic: Newgrounds Gay/bisexual Users Club

Posted: 07/31/09 12:19 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

So yeah, I'm finally going to do the same sex + known from an online connection.

Wish me luck now ;3


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Topic: I'l photoshop you

Posted: 07/23/09 03:35 AM

Forum: General

Alright, show me your work.

I'l photoshop you


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Topic: Hey guys, got...

Posted: 07/22/09 08:20 PM

Forum: General

Normally shake n bake's great, but shake doesn't get you baked.


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Topic: Favorite Hard Alcohol

Posted: 07/22/09 04:01 AM

Forum: General

At 7/22/09 03:55 AM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: i don't care the brand of vodka it is as long as it goes good with red bull

You know they got Rockstar Vodka 7.0 cans for 3$ right? :3


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Topic: Zombies vs Vampires

Posted: 07/22/09 03:30 AM

Forum: General

At 7/22/09 03:22 AM, kikomannnn wrote:
Damn you really got it with the daylight shit lol

Many daywalkers would stand, but those usually are the more modern vampires where they'd be more fresher, less experienced ones armed with gun weapons and the slayer vampires who know their shit about zombies.


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Topic: Whomp it!

Posted: 07/22/09 03:16 AM

Forum: General

I'd rather sock and bop my way, thanks very much.

Here's my Urchin Boy from the streets, awws.

Whomp it!


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Topic: Hey guys, got...

Posted: 07/22/09 03:10 AM

Forum: General

At 7/22/09 03:08 AM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote:
thumbs up to you sir but their is no benefits for me just that it relaxes me

Yeah, now put on the music already and get a better dealer.


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Topic: Hey guys, got...

Posted: 07/22/09 03:03 AM

Forum: General

At 7/22/09 02:57 AM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: i quit a year ago there is no benefit to it

I'll tell you benefit.

IT pretty much raised me into the ranks of Ottawa by each passed joint to new friends and pretty much got me laid.

Enough said.


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Topic: Zombies vs Vampires

Posted: 07/22/09 02:59 AM

Forum: General

Pyrokenesis, some vamps know it and that BBQs rotting flesh and a half.

Zombies would have to win if they could outrun their tissue/organ decay and be in general overwhelming masses which is true if they were kept fresh into their coffins.

Daytime is the ultimate factor if it was a timed factor, zombies could still crawl.


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Topic: Hey guys, got...

Posted: 07/22/09 02:50 AM

Forum: General

At 7/21/09 03:45 PM, Ericho wrote:
At 7/21/09 03:42 PM, MadMax wrote: Session?
You forgot Acapulco Gold.

Hahaha, we got Quebec Gold back in French-Canadaland. Good chronic right there.


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Topic: Why is Domo-kun so popular?

Posted: 07/22/09 02:37 AM

Forum: General

My best friend's current nickname's Domo. It's just his in-your-face RAWWWR type of stuff that gets us laughing, I even liked the small cartoons related to Domo since he's just living life like everyone else, only as a giant jaw square shaped beedy eyed monster.


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Topic: furry people are insane...

Posted: 07/22/09 02:23 AM

Forum: General

Sounds more like the fetish involved around cock mutilation, pretty much you're branching different people in there and I see where you're coming from, but its the type of underground stuff only resurfacing that questions the sanity of this world's repressed communities.

Remember, there's tame in everything you'll see, softcore porn on the TV pretty much clarifies it.


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Topic: Hey guys, got...

Posted: 07/21/09 03:42 PM

Forum: General

Session?

Hey guys, got...


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Topic: Mosquitoes

Posted: 07/21/09 03:38 PM

Forum: General

They're god's little way of testing your reflexes and killing abilities.

Move on to fiercer creatures or take them head on in Africa!


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Topic: Tom Fulp's Facebook

Posted: 07/21/09 03:36 PM

Forum: General

You guys need to stop playing the sneaky "put the admin on a pedestal, thus there's impersonators" game.

Added :3


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Topic: Mmmm... Fried Bread

Posted: 07/21/09 03:33 PM

Forum: General

Here's what you fucking do.

Dip it in egg yolk mix with cinnamon and maple/table syrup.

NOW enjoy it with the bacon fat. What ya get?

FRENCH TOAST!


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Topic: maybe weeds the cure for swine flu

Posted: 07/21/09 01:58 PM

Forum: General

I must of caught it by now, meh it felt like regular flu :3


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Topic: My mom still Smokes Pot

Posted: 07/20/09 07:16 PM

Forum: General

Kid, everything she'll teach you about that shit will prove you valuable once you get your nose caught in it [think around 17]


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Topic: I tried cocaine!

Posted: 06/04/09 04:51 PM

Forum: General

Just remember, the first time's the best you'll ever get.

The drug's too good to be true, stick to the easier drugs.


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Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 05/01/09 09:02 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/30/09 11:34 AM, Scrotaculous wrote:
You can do that or make a paper towel tube using dryer sheets and you blow the smoke through it and it smells like you are doing laundry. You have to be careful though if you stop blowing to soon the smoke might come back out the wrong end and still be smelly.

That is what my friends call the "spoof". Very useful with bitching roommates, but there's always the stupid stoner habit of puffing out the first time in the air before going "Ohh yeah..." and then blowing in it, so watch the A.D.D. hit.

So who here knows a couple tricks to very infamous shotguns among friends that'll knock them down on their ass?


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Topic: maybe weeds the cure for swine flu

Posted: 04/30/09 03:40 PM

Forum: General

At 4/30/09 03:14 PM, lawlmaster wrote: "It is non-toxic, safe etc." yeah because inhaling tar and other chems into your body and getting lung cancer certainly isn't a hazard to human health.

What kind of fucking tar do you find in your weed?!

I'd say you're having a horrible knockoff of plant, because you seriously have a problem thinking weed needs tar and damaging ingredients to have its effect.


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Topic: maybe weeds the cure for swine flu

Posted: 04/30/09 07:09 AM

Forum: General

Until said "flu" mutates into something else, it'll calm its shit.

Just hold hope guys.


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Topic: maybe weeds the cure for swine flu

Posted: 04/30/09 05:35 AM

Forum: General

Guys I'm smoking it right now. It's all good, legal here.

Ladies and gentleman, weed is a healer and pretty much people telling me that weed should only be extreme medical can suck a fucking cock. Cigarettes are out there, they calm your shit anytime and hey, there's a huge population that smokes and ten thousands die because of legit illness, anyhow not the story at hand.

Weed pretty much will heal a bad day, it'll heal a broken heart, it'll always be there when life takes a crap on your porch, weed will be there when your friends will party that shit up or just jam and bake for the day under this beautiful, beautiful(!) weather we're having, like maaaaaaaaaan. Summer's coming people.

Roll those paps, spark your pipes, refill your bong water because we're going to go through pretty much was a fucking shitty set of various flus. Holy shit did we cough, whine, weeze and bloat. This was the B.S. we got for enjoying a winter that wasn't that disastrous for snow, but pretty much getting scared of flus, people wisening up and electing someone that'll change shit around [Samolian pirates rofl, what a twist!]

As for the rest, be sure to still wear convenient clothes for the flu, hope you got enough to immunize that beast, pack on the Nyquil if you really think you'll get it and have some rest, working with the flu is terrible in its own sense, really.

- Mad X


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Topic: i eat steak sause

Posted: 04/30/09 05:07 AM

Forum: General

It is good. I put peanut butter and jam. Sometimes bananas.

:D

i eat steak sause


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Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 04/23/09 04:54 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I had my first 4/20, it was very boom-diggidy.

My stoner crew loves Killer Instinct Gold, Street Fighter, or anything on the Xbox 360.

We're also about raving around at Ottawa, man I wish I got my 19 sooner since Gatineau doesn't have much good bars.

Also listening to psytrance while on anything totally fucks with your brain haha, what are your music tastes guys?


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Topic: Doing drugs - WHY?!

Posted: 04/23/09 04:44 AM

Forum: General

At 4/22/09 05:01 PM, Elder500 wrote: People mainly take weed or other drugs because they either get pressured and want to belong, or because they have nothing else in life to look forward to. People are poor, there's no way to get out of their situation, so they ask, "why not? I'm screwed anyway," and they start experimenting. Then it does them and others around them harm.

In the first case I mentioned, people go to parties, go out with friends, etc., and then their friends pressure them into it. Usually there isn't any way out of it, and there's no one to fight back with the person, so BOOM. He/she feels that everyone is doing it, so why not? They want to belong, not to be the loner.

I'd think that these would be the main reasons.

ok bitchass, let me tell you about how I roll with weed, X-stacy, acid and booze.

Weed should be fucking known by now as a non-lethal weapon no greater than the cigarette for death, but so much better for the inner being and soul. It makes us happy, it makes us hungry and it makes us sleepy. No trippy shit here so far bro, so don't you be calling us on the pink elephants just yet.

Exstacy, used during a rave, is for the intense rush and thrill of the party, as all the vibrant colors crash as you dance your sweat away, by the way, have a drink of water, keep a good stomach with food in it and check yourself in the mirror. It's a fucking giggle when your eyes are nickel [or even quarter sized for some] of black. Brutal if you abuse, but if its only for wicked parties, or even at a sushi bar all you can eat [Hoooo boy~]

Acid, roflmao. It ain't that hot when you take it in moderation, but still trips your shit, simply put the cardboard in your mouth for an hour or so, making sure you don't fingerprint them and waste it to body oil. Then, all of a sudden, it blends in and you go "Whoa!". Then, I want you to put on your i-Pod the darkest, gruesome music ever [I highly recommend psytrance] and sit down. Remember, your body still needs sustenance, so don't you ever go do this without pals unless you know what you're doing yourself. Excess of acid needs to be tested, but nontheless still retain my I.Q. of me graduating highschool at 15.

Anyhow, booze is a pure man's taste, as it'll drive the pussies away and bring the beast [or whiny bitch] in everyone. Just don't turn 4/20 at the Parliament Hill smoking pot turning that into a boozefest, you're fucking sure to have trouble. That's right, stoners never attack first. They come chill, eat, play video games, enjoy music for its hidden vibes that tickles the brain as you feel numb and nice. What you get for that night? Whoa, light hangover, but everything feels... good.

P.S. I've watched The Dark Knight on acid and booze, whoaaaaaa! Then had to get a taxi with my friend to get us out of the crackhead neighborhood only to find Street Fighter machines in the open 24/7 Algonquin College, sweet!

There's always journeys, stories, philosophies and how we've cleared a bowl in the sickest bong ever. Remember, smile and the world will smile back.


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Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 03/24/09 12:54 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Tokin' in some good Quebec hash, it goes a long way in the long run as you can pipe small gummy pieces and still get an incredible high in at least 5 hours.

Daayyyyuuum :3

But there's an epic spot at Ottawa up on an elevated parking lot at the 5th floor, then up on the roof. There's a place with nothing but heat vents, perfect for cold days. The place's been tagged of course with 420 spot, Hack The Planet and various stoner sigs all over the spot, there's even a sleeping bag, some forty bottles.

We even take a route that doesn't get security any suspicious. Also went to a rave full of booming drum 'n' bass and psytrance, the king of all music to listen while high.


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Topic: Street Fighter 4 Tactics Thread

Posted: 03/16/09 08:45 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 3/16/09 07:07 AM, Sawdust wrote: Use Dan, the person you're fighting will underestimate you.

Self explanatory, really.

That and as I mentioned before, he's great with close-up moves ;)

The only annoyance would be fighting against a defensive person.


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Topic: Street Fighter 4 Tactics Thread

Posted: 03/15/09 11:55 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 3/15/09 07:45 AM, penguinthief wrote: Press punch....repeatedly...

gb2 Killer Instinct, this game's all about mastering the control stick commands, drawing Z, L, half circle, quarter circle, 360 and 720 spin and the occasional releasing of buttons and mashing one.

Although Killer Instinct Gold can have my babies.


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Topic: Street Fighter 4 Tactics Thread

Posted: 03/15/09 06:44 AM

Forum: Video Games

Getting used to the new 4 will be harder than I thought, but I believe Rufus is all based around his Messiah Kick's follow-up which can confuse downblockers or aerial hogs.

And I gotta say, doing Zangief's special so easily on my new 360 makes me tingle inside.

But my top game I believe is with Vega. If you know how to charge, keep on practicing for all his moves [including the L motion to do his ultra, its worth it all] With quick dodges with the L buttons, you're sure to give a hard time and when you fly up the air, just think if you need to go straight forward, try an izuna drop or a quick swipe.

Shoryuken is your best shoto friend actually, only go for EX hadoukens unless you're building pressure, then shoot a low speed one and make the fastest leap to your opponent by doing an aerial tatsumakisenpuukyaku.

Remember that if you're down, a special will almost always give you first priority. Yes, even when Akuma is gliding his Thousand Deaths at you.

Dan is actually very versatile when put close-range: don't underestimate him.

Oh, and if you're E. Honda, you can be the cheapest fat fuck and keep on doing his short kick Sumo Smash right next to the opponent, always remember to pressure cook! [Hold down even after you've done your move]


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