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At 4/6/08 04:06 PM, whatty wrote: I think this thread sucks, because it's full of racist fools.

Yeah it has gone in a different direction to what I intended :S, oh well I should have seen this coming

It's occurred to me that every single person has some sort of controversial beliefso i ask you, BBS members, what are yours?

in case any one doesn't know (Which they should) a controversial belief if something you think, that most of society doesn't.

I'll start. I don't like "everybody loves Raymond", i don't find it funny.

I once used this an excuse for being late;

"We've got electric gates, and we had a power cut, so we had to wait for the power to come back on untill we could get the car out of the gates:

And would you believe.... it worked!

I heard about this one where the victim has two small slit put either side of his mouth, then has this fingernails ripped of, so when he screams the slits tear the sides of his mouth open.

At 4/6/08 01:59 PM, Elios wrote: "Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here..."

Best insult ever.....ever!!!

My all time favorite wasn's said to me, but to one of my friends;

"Yeah well i hope you fall in love with a beutiful woman, marry her, and have lots of children.... then have them all die infront of you"

how could he come back at that? how could anyone ever come back at that?

Someone deleted system 32 and now has sand in their vagina about it if you ask me.

Just to let you all know, i think he's updating again tomorrow!

I see an arrow, in the gaps between their feet, that doesn't make me gay does it?

At 4/5/08 06:56 PM, Bestplayer15 wrote: I have a laptop and want to completely wipe my drive so I can get a fresh start (don't ask why), but I can't Format C because "it contains the version of Windows I am using."

My laptop came with Vista preinstalled and I don't have any other installation discs.

can't you partition the hard drive, then do it, or install linux, then do it? any way you do realise saying "don't ask why" just makes us want to know why even more

Yeah on seeing it again, i can see that i was over reacting :S

......erm....happy....birthday?

At 4/5/08 06:16 PM, Abolesco wrote: Look on a Simpsons video site, find the episode, screenshot the shirt.

Nice find.

any idea where I'd find such a site? i tried tv links, but that episodes been removed :(

I was watching the Simpson's, and that episode was on where Marge becomes a carpenter but people wont accept a woman as a carpenter, so she gets homer to be the front man, any way, there's a scene where homers wearing a shirt captioned "I do all the work" (when it's really marge) and the picture on the shirt looks quite similar to the newgrounds logo, It had silhouettes of buildings with the striped rays coming of the top of them, and homer (instead of a tank) in the foreground. I'm wondering if the simpsons are trying to make some sort of point against newgrounds (saying that they claim all the glory for the flash that's on there) or maybe im putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5 and its purely coincidental. Did any one else notice this?

p.s. I wanted a picture of the shirt to add to the post but im having a hard time finding one.

At 4/5/08 02:18 PM, urbn wrote: Ok, well like I said you want to make sure there are no spelling errors etc in the mysql_query line.

You also don't need extract here, so just remove that line.

O.k thanks

sorry im bit of a noob, Im having problems making much sense of the error

About 5/6 years ago I made a freewebs website, and I wanted a name that described annoyance/going crazy, most of them were taken, so I compressed Mad and Insane to madlyinsane, to make freewebs.com/madlyinsane, I liked the name so I started using it as a user name.

P.s. what ever you do, don't go there!

Hi, this php script;

<?php

include("db.php");

mysql_connect ($host, $user, $pass);
mysql_select_db ($database);
$result = mysql_query ("SELECT * FROM 'highScore' ORDER BY score DESC LIMIT 10");

$row = mysql_fetch_array($result);
extract($row);
echo "$player : $score ";

?>

Keeps returning this error message;

Warning: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/fhlinux152/m/madlyinsane.com/user/
htdocs/Flash/display_scores.php on line 9

Warning: extract() [function.extract]: First argument should be an array in /home/fhlinux152/m/madlyinsane.com/user/
htdocs/Flash/display_scores.php on line 10
:

I've re-read the code countless times, and I really can't figure out the problem, can anyone help out?

So what have we got to go by to judge weather or not you seem like the kind of person that could be known for flash? Going by the nature of this post im guessing you have no idea how to use flash, infact you seem like the kind of person that thinks it can be made with paint, so I would say no, oyu don't seem like the kind of person that is known for flash.

This has been bothering me for a while now, I'm a bit worried that im turning into a grumpy old man pre-maturely ... A little while back I was at a stand up comedy show, and while we were waiting for the comedian (Bill Bailey) to come on this group of real studenty type kids come in and we have stand up to let them pass to get to their seats, now I'm a student as well, but these were real stereo types, you know the kind that wear the extravagantly long coats, and scarfs, no matter the weather, and wear specs witch I'm 90% sure they don't need to wear. Any way, it was two guys and a girl, and they've just sat down and the girl stands up and states to the two guys that she NEEDS a drink, to which one of the guys replys;
"Ha you don't NEED a drink, you WANT a drink, the human body can last three days without water."
This was the first thing that annoyed me, then at the interval, I hear them talking about the show and the girl says "Well he's quite funny, but the comedy's very political isn't it" \that was the second thing to annoy me, the final blow came about ten minuets into the second half when Bill Bailey, makes a particularly good joke, un-fortunately the moment was killed for me when I hear one of the guys, whisper to the other "Tim, you ARE writing these down yeah?". Any way thats the end of my rant, now I ask you this newgrounds, am I turning into a grumpy old man at the age of 17 or would this annoy you aswell.

Sorry we're going to need pics

Watch out kids, retaliation!

Also to madlyinsane: Hows the shape tweens tutorial going.

Yeah it's going o.k hopefully I'll have it done by monday.

"Hey, mom. See this bowling ball? I am going to beat you with it, and you'll never forget... 'slamming noise' You like that bitch, that was a strike! For me.

"Hey dad, now its your turn" 'Throwing noise and a man screaming' " Shit I only got a spare!!"

Any one dare to think how painful a split might be?

"Receive professional coaching" any ody else imagining a bowling/fighting montage.

Me and a friend went to our local bowling ally the other day, and on the way out I spotted this poster, I'm not sure if they intended this to happen or if it's just an epic fail. sorry about the quality, it was taken on a shitty camera phone.

P.s. I've blurred out the logo, just in case of legal stuff.

Has any one ever seen a flash submition on the "verge of Death" (highlighted red) in the flash portal, it's in the key, but I've never actually seen one highlighted like this my whole time on Ng.

You NEED mysql or some other form of database to make a forum, and as far as I know you need php to send the information to that data base securely, best thing i can suggest is just use a third party one (Bravenet.com has a good one I think), you may even be able to embed it into your site.

At 4/2/08 05:20 PM, tommattox wrote: Ok then shape tweens goes to you and please don't make him start a Hippo rampage. It would ruin the carpets.

Also is this for AS2 or 3?

I can do complex shape tweens under the Intermediate heading.